Not a smart man

SoulFede · 2018-07-29T12:45:03+00:00

I'll honestly never understand people like this, in a million years.

rustyshekel · 2018-07-29T12:55:00+00:00

Basically every married man in Japan

silive · 2018-07-29T12:28:35+00:00

That's a "real man", folks.

krenovinspired · 2018-07-29T12:44:19+00:00

~~It's~~ I'm just incredibly dull and ~~time consuming~~ too lazy to learn about managing the bills, honestly I'm just grateful she takes care of it so I ~~don't have to~~ won't have anything when she divorces me.

Ftfy.

Tipofthemorni · 2018-07-29T13:17:59+00:00

Wow... what a fucking cuckold.

heheRue · 2018-07-29T13:00:39+00:00

Managing your finances is important so you don't get screwed over, I wouldn't even trust family with my finances

FN15 · 2018-07-29T13:46:27+00:00

Can’t say I blame him. I heard the soy in the U.K. Is so strong, it numbs the brain after too much consumption.

Omar336 · 2018-07-29T13:59:45+00:00

Poor fool

sabby-the-boxer · 2018-07-29T15:58:14+00:00

What a fucking retard. Anyways I'll translate the ramblings of this castrated soy-slave.

"My gf manages all our finances, and has for quite some time.": "My gf suggested that I give her my money once I had become too invested in the relationship. Since I'm afraid this is the only pussy I'll get, I complied.

"My salary goes directly into her bank account along with hers": Now my employer pays the fruits of my 60 hour work week into a bank account that begins and ends with her name only. The fruits of her labour are paid in to that same bank account. I do not see the rewards of my work. I have a net worth of £0.

"We have a joint savings account she shuttles savings into": "Once she has spent my income on the bills, mortgage, car, food, expensive clothes, handbags, dinners, alcohol, and nights out with the girls, she decides how much of her income she wishes to save. One day she will need to retire you know?"

"So long as I get my pocket money that lets me have a couple pints during the week and my tech toys when I want some, I couldn't really care about our finances": "She gives me £6 so that I can buy two beers every Saturday evening after I have worked a long exhausting week. A man needs to unwind. She is generous enough to give me a further £50 so that I have some spending money for my hobbies. With luck I will be able to save for the PSVR in only another month! But luckily for me, my girlfriend's best friend Daquan bought me a Nintendo Switch with a copy of Zelda, Breath of the Wild...YAY! That should keep me occupied for the meantime!"

"It's incredibly dull and time consuming managing the bills": "She's a strong and powerful woman who needs both of our paycheques to manage our expenses and she's doing a wonderful job. You go girl. It's not like I'm worried that she'll leave me if I ask her if she would be so kind to let me keep my money. I would easily be able to get another gf so that's definitely not it!"

"Honestly I'm just grateful that she takes care of it so I don't have to": Despite having the tremendous job of managing BOTH our bills and finances and taking my money, she is so kind to me. She lets me stay in my house, which I signed over to her. And after a tough working day, she lets me chill out in my room with my Switch! Such a good portable device! Daquan often comes over for dinner while I'm playing Zelda, but he's more than welcome to since he bought me my first gaming console since the PS2 when I was single. I'm glad I get to stay here, because if my gf kicked me out for being bad, then I would end up a homeless bum with nothing to my name. I'd have to share the streets with alcoholics, rapists, junkies and the other dregs of this city. But that will never happen haha!"

mystic-converse · 2018-07-29T15:07:53+00:00

This simp deserves everything he gets coming his way. This guy is literally a voluntary slave for a woman. No self-respect whatsoever. Madness.

unsheddogmatisms · 2018-07-29T15:25:20+00:00

Perfect example of rationalizing, and justifying, the shackles.

Sol_Install · 2018-07-29T13:55:39+00:00

Whipped

DangZagnut · 2018-07-29T14:19:51+00:00

Fake and double-plus gay.

Oldhairdresser · 2018-07-29T19:29:20+00:00

He will be on here someday- once he’s able to afford a computer again.

SlainFunicle · 2018-07-29T15:31:14+00:00

Beta mentality is that of a kid

TheImpossible1 · 2018-07-29T23:14:58+00:00

UK.

Not really surprising when you think about how few people marched when the country made women above the law.

This place is so full of soy.

Can't wait to leave and go to Italy.

Sneakybobo · 2018-07-29T20:23:03+00:00

That's human trafficking. Someone should call the swat on her.

Yggalf · 2018-07-29T20:52:13+00:00

The Moment a women wants my bank account is when i show her the door.

MGTOW-Balance · 2018-07-29T22:36:33+00:00

a fool and his money are soon parted

(notice it's not a fool and HER money)

Immortalganryu · 2018-07-30T01:17:13+00:00

This guy is fucked.

Plazmatron44 · 2018-07-29T16:21:08+00:00

He had better hope the barrel is well padded.

LexGrom · 2018-07-29T17:00:16+00:00

He sleeps with a Mommy. That's kinda creepy. Freud approves

forzion_no_mouse · 2018-07-29T17:38:56+00:00

How is it time consuming to manage bills? Put them on autopay if you can’t remember to pay each month. I literally check once or twice a month on my bills to make sure they all paid themselves.

Spungo1 · 2018-07-29T17:43:46+00:00

It's only time consuming if you're a brainlet. Paying my bills requires me to check the balance on 2 accounts and then pay those amounts from a 3rd account. Total time is about 5 minutes because all 3 are bookmarked and I just need to type in user/pass and copy the numbers from one tab to another.

Copy and paste is so hard! You have no idea!

InsulinDaddy · 2018-07-29T18:14:05+00:00

So he basically has a second mom

mojotr- · 2018-07-29T18:17:16+00:00

I think your username describes him.

ziggmuff · 2018-07-29T19:21:06+00:00

Uhhhhh. I'd rather get banged in the ass with a double sided dildo before I ever let some woman be in charge of my finances.

What a joke

GoAwayImB8tn · 2018-07-29T20:33:33+00:00

Considering the absolute state of the U.K. I am absolutely not surprised. ( No offense to my MGTOW cousins across the pond )

poloppoyop · 2018-07-29T20:45:25+00:00

Time consuming?

Open some budget software once per week. Import your bank transactions, tag each with a category. At start of the month, budget your different cost centers: rent/mortgage, electricty, food, internet, phones then with what is left split between spending money, savings and renewing some things like clothes.

It's a lot easier than a fulltime job.

gundahir · 2018-07-29T20:58:56+00:00

hahahaha what a cuck, that hurt while reading. damn

Offroad_Bandit_01 · 2018-07-29T21:00:09+00:00

He's gonna regret it...

Global_MGTOW · 2018-07-29T21:49:06+00:00

I wonder how grateful he's going to be about not touching the bills when all his money has dried up, he's on the hook for massive debt, she files for divorce and he's going to owe alimony?

IconicMen · 2018-07-29T23:07:23+00:00

Yea I've had that feeling of getting lost. Unfortunately it's about being tied up with the parent finances. Luckily now breaking away, but man it's such a pull to release control to others...without knowing the long term impact.

2018-07-30T02:51:40+00:00

God damn

steve34654 · 2018-07-30T02:52:08+00:00

Jesus, that's basically the same scam that pimps use on hookers.

The hookers do all the work and give the pimp all their money. Then when they need to buy some clothes or groceries he'll throw them a few dollars.

cjandstuff · 2018-07-30T03:15:12+00:00

Just got off the phone with my dad. This is him, except they're married.
300 lb+, school custodian, who recently had a quintuple bypass.
But hey, they're going on a cruise in September.

CommanderHeMan · 2018-08-01T11:51:47+00:00

Idiot

2018-07-29T13:36:57+00:00

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patmeme · 2018-07-29T21:28:32+00:00

Man you guys are fuckin assholes

Title	Not a smart man
Author	gigasimpdeluxe
Upvotes	299
Comments	74
Date	July 29, 2018 11:50 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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