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[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr110 points111 points112 points 7 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Every woman thinks she's a sex goddess because she can lie on her back. Most have no idea what to do on top either.
[–][deleted] 92 points93 points94 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Yep, girl told me she was a freak. Gave me the most vanilla sex I ever had.
[–]Black-Goku6925 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Had the same shit happen to me bro. This 30 something year old told me she'll fuck me like a pornstar.. shit was the wackiest sex ever and her pussy was Loose as fuck.
[–]BlackKefka12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Loose as fuck... like a used up porn star?
So what she said was true... from a certain point of view.
[–]Mitchel-2566 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey, Obi-Wan, fuck you and your loose pussy.
Put that on /r/nocontext, motherfucker.
[–]delukard0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ha ha ha ha , nice one!
[–]ThirstySasquatch5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex was like that. She was fairly sexual and it was vanilla in the beginning but the way she talked and how much she wanted sex made me believe it would get a little more wild. Nope - never happened. Same 2 or 3 positions every time in the same order. Got so predictable and just plain boring that I couldn't even get turned on anymore
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For me she just rode my dick so bad that it really hurt
[–]MattFoley798 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. The best ones didn't bring up sex or how great they were at it. They just did it.
[+]naturethug-17 points-16 points-15 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why are you all having a bragging contest about how little the women you had sex with were into you.
Never had that issues, dudes.
LOL
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh look spotted the simp lurker
[–]tennerio87 points88 points89 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I have met so many black girls who say shit like that. They’d be like “you couldn’t handle me.” What do they think they are, wild animals? A man shouldn’t have to “handle” you. That just tells me you’re way too high maintenance and frustrating to deal with
[–]Joxs2[S] 28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I concur.... but at least they are throwing up red flags. I like when women show their crazy.... it’s a solid reminder of why MGTOW is important.
[–]deathtocontrollers8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would say, "You are right." and stop all communication.
[–][deleted] 32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Most women I've been with just lay on their backs or get in doggie position unless if I tell them to move (or move them myself) into some other position. The times when one of them has "taken her initiative" and does something, is almost all of the time lame.
[–]Zombocom19114 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
yeah, its like they think these things are beneath their dignity to even learn.
[–]Joxs2[S] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m honestly not even sure women like sex. I find women treating sex a more of a reward for you then something they actually enjoy. This is women. “O your paying my car note and students loans... you are allowed get on top of me once a month but remember you have to get me off first. And if I’m not in the mood this month you better not complain.” 🙄
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had one GF that always wanted sex, even if I was running a high fever and delirious. When I would go out of town and visit family she'd call me up and complain about how horny she was still after using her vibrator. Another GF very clearly didn't care about sex but enjoyed having something I wanted.
I also know at least one guy who has admitted that he really is just not that interested in sex, not even looking at porn.
Hormones control sex drive and people have different levels.
[–]Zombocom19110 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes, I agree 100%. that attitude like she's doing you a favor and you owe her something for it. furthermore, if they actually enjoyed sex, they couldn't use it as a means of control, effectively.
[–]spartandude520 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep my ex said she was a freak most vanilla sex I ever had. but she was a freak In the senes threatened to kill me and my family.
[–]Wardhog7412 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" Cool - do I also get carte blanche to be whatever kind of asshole I want?
[–]FSA-Got-Aleppo4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"If you can't handle my punches you don't deserve my presents"
Women: 😮
[–]scottjkr701 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol
[–]Derkastain12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I had one once who would kinda lift her hips towards me as she was lying on her back otherwise doing nothing. She was a freak...
[–]Joxs2[S] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or the one that gets on top an acts like that craziness sex position ever... had one that would only get on top on special occasions because she didn’t want me to label her a freak.
[–]EmaDaCuz7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I had the pleasure to have 2 girlfriends that were indeed impossible to handle in bed. But I had many starfish-like partners, that did nothing at all. One of them went so far saying that she must be very good in bed because she made me cum all the time.
[–]Joxs2[S] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow the arrogances of her. Women are really clueless in bed.
[–]username-----------0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What do you mean with impossible to handle?
[–]EmaDaCuz2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hardcore stuff, more times a day. Tell them to slow down and take it easy? They take control and fuck you even harder. A few times I ended up with a sore dick and could barely pee at night.
[–]username-----------0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow if it hurt you should have forced them to stop
[–]oirectine004 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My experience is that they don't cuddle well, either. They're totally passive about everything, never giving, only receiving. Sex "happens" to them.
[–]formerlydeaddd4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like when they lay on their back
[–]PrincessKek1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shouldn't have to "handle" a psycho
[–]nickelstheAP1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The only sex I’ve had where the woman wasn’t a passive starfish has been with married women. Unfortunately they usually neglect to mention they’re married until they’re bored with you, I mean fuck....I don’t want to be ruining families. Big part of why I stopped participating in the game.
Me: “It’s late, you can just sleep here if you need to.”
Her: “I don’t think Cody and Izzy would like if I did that.”
Me: “Cody and Izzy?”
Her: “My husband and daughter, duh!”
[–]Joxs2[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah being a whore is their right a women.... no man should tel her who she can sleep with.
[–]HaywoodJablomie0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I like when a woman (should be a land whale, but it will piss any bitch off) says “you don’t have the equipment to handle me!”. My response is always “a forklift and a wide load flat bed? No, hun, most of us don’t”.
[–]Joxs2[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah when it takes a pulley system to hold up the legs and 5 inch of dick just to get through the layer of fat blocking the entrance to the cave.
[–]HaywoodJablomie0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the construction crane industry is going to boom in the next decade!
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[–]SwoopDaWooo7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Weird flex but alright.
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[–]NohoTwoPointOh6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I think it was the odd flex, sir.
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[–]Cormandragon1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Neither of those is a good flex it's just being an asshole
[–]Samuraidweeb4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And how do you break the ice? "hey bb i have an offshore account can i bed you on top? 🤣🤣
[–]Salty_Cnidarian4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah partner that sheep shagger obviously goes “hey lassy ma offshore account is like me cock, far away and non existent” and apparently their breeches and draws drop to the floor!
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