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[–]PipBoyTInkerer124 points125 points126 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
There's more testosterone in that picture than the entire cast of the new Predator movie combined.
[–]throwlaca19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Synthetic testosterone.
[–]0nlyQuotesMovies23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
DILLON !!!!
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You've been pushing too many papers.
[–]softbeats85 points86 points87 points 6 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link
It turns out men would rather watch Predator than marry one.
[–]WaywardStag63 points64 points65 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
[–]JIMBETHYNAME11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men : Tell me, do you bleed?
Wife : YOU will... (smiles in divorce court ruling)
Feminist judge : Misogynist Cis gendered scum!
Men : WHY? Why did you call me that name!
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
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damn son!
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[–]WhyHasGodLeftUsAlone9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What?
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be perfectly honest: I'm stoned as hell right now and I misread what he wrote. I thought it said women did not want to marry a predator.
To which I replied....
[–]GrisBosque43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
cant change human nature all that much. Even the male slaves wanna be adventurers.
[–]rwp8028 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
“Predator is a medley of toxic masculinity enjoyed by weak men who need to bolster their ego.”
“Nope, it’s just fucking amazing, especially the invisibility bit.”
[–]throwlaca16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Nah the minigun is the best.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Arnold's Machine gun/Gernade Launcher combo would like to have a word with you.
[–]AcrobaticAge7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gentlemen, gentlemen... I think we can all agree Predator is an awesome achievement however you see it.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Long tall Sally, she's built sweet, she's got everything that uncle John needs. I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun...
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
CONTACCCCCCCCCCT
[–]LifeIsStillTestingMe24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't believe how off-the-wall this post is, but I love it and I love Predator. If I had to choose, I'd take the world with Predator. "Gunna have me some fun" and "I ain't got time to bleed" in a marriage 😂
[–]JDTokyo23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Operative phrase: “a woman who shares your hopes and dreams.” I’m more likely to meet the Predator himself.
[–]teslaistheshit0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her hopes and dreams are to turn you into an ATM with a dick.
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[–]a2grips4spooks[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Little did Bart know, the "chopper" was an excruciating trip through divorce court.
[–]NohoTwoPointOh13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bunch o' slack-jawed faggots.
[–]cb3310 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur, just like me
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit yeah, Predator is one of the best films of all time
[–]Profitglutton9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There’s no lie in that article. Even the most gruesome documentaries pale in comparison to the torture that comes with marriage.
[–]NickTesla20187 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking A! Predator is a classic.
[–]JudgementalChair6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
But seriously though, have you seen Predator?! It's a fucking masterpiece
[–]JihadNinjaCowboy4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Only about 15 times.
[–]Doc_Sithicus3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think I've seen it more then 100 times.
My son has not seen it yet. I think we'll watch it together this weekend.
[–]redveinlover5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What is this fucking tie business?
[–]cb334 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
[–]Cynewald3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LotBuilder4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only 80%? Did they do the polling at a Elizabeth Warren rally? I think it would be closer to 95%.
[–]throwlaca4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The movie gets better with years. Even the special effects are incredible.
[–]Marque011 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always liked the clicking sound that the Predator made. Sent chills down my spine as a kid :)
[–]Soldierbosh4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are 20% of dudes utter faggots?
Course Predator is better. Dur.
God that film is a classic. The 80's really was a hell of a time.
[–]JDTokyo2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fact check: True
this is really funny to me because Predator is by far my favorite movie of all time. Every summer between school i'd basically only watch this and Return of the Jedi on a loop. i've seen Predator and i'm NOT joking, maybe 400 times. I know that movie so well I could put on a 1 person play without even needing to read a script. I know every word.
little side note, Arnold hated the idea of having romance in action movies. Only a handful of movies does he ever kiss or have romance with his female costar (True Lies, Running Man). he said it was so unbelievable to be in a high action situation and be thinking of romance. the girl in this is a perfect example. he saves and trusts her which could lead to total bullshit kissing scenes or whatever, but nope never happens, just helps her a little and tells her to get to the choppa.
but yeah, best movie ever. and it's a great little narrative about what a bunch of talented men who trust each other can do when they work together.
[–]JihadNinjaCowboy2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well shit. Marrying a woman is nowhere near as good as the "Fantastic Four" movie. And that sucked.
[–]inushishi_no_kaze1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The poll was biased. Try comparing it with the last Mad Max movie, it will be 100%
[–]HelloSeattleImListng1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
DILLON!
[–]selfism_mike1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So men prefer fighting a predator over being sucked dry by a parasite. Go figure.
[–]krusty_fat0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bless you boys!
The witty wife is a fucking myth. All retard.
[–]MiddleAgedMGTOW0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great guy movie
[–]cap-ncook0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Completely agree not even joking
[–]Akyra690 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The remaining 20% have never watched Predator.
[–]CIAC500 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I dread to think what a remake of the original version; ie Predator 1 reboot ; would be like.
[–]Marque010 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
PredadHer :)
[–]LongTimeOn0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
100% agree.
[–]th3ist0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Huh just realized the similarity between predators mouth and...
[–]MILFBucket0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh shit! What is this I've been missing out on my whole life?
[–]Ffdfggfgdrfwfzdf0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's because most of them know "sharing hopes & dreams with some woman" is an oxymoron.
[–]everydaygreyman0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not possible to marry a "woman who shares your hopes and dreams." That means you have excess life energy that's not being devoted to her. Women's biology doesn't allow for that. She will pout and nag and bitch and moan and talk trash behind your back and scheme with her circle of harpies if she even gets a wiff of you still having "hopes and dreams." Women are programmed to destroy your hopes and dreams. I though I had found such a unicorn. The instant I married her EVERYTHING changed. I had told her exactly what I wanted out of life before we got married and she said she was in board. Two years later she was nursing our first daughter on the couch and we were arguing about her going back on ALL of it. Her exact words: "That's probably not going to happen, you married ME!" She then spent the rest of our miserable marriage complaining and trash-talking me behind my back to everyone who would listen about how I wasn't giving her enough love and attention and "mistreating" her. I wish to hell someone had told me all this in my early years. You young guys need to avoid entanglements with women like the soul-destroying parasites they are.
[–]Drp3450 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good.
[–]Master_Golan0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Predator is timeless 👊
[–]Helikzhan0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Predator was one of the best films Hollywood ever made. There was a time Hollywood wasn't retarded but that time is long gone.
Predator is one of the few films I actually own.
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