Sounds about right

DumpsterParrot · 2021-07-04T17:17:28+00:00

My buddy came back from the Marine Corps with tinnitus and a broken left leg from an IED to divorce papers from his wife.

"Hey honey, I'm home from Afghanistan after being there for the past 18 months."

"I no longer love you anymore and want a divorce."

Unfortunately, the military doesn't put those stories in their commercials...

cozeeeeeee · 2021-07-04T17:34:56+00:00

Men just need to focus on themselves. Get money. Women are objects. Just like money. I’m sorry but this is the world in its most distilled form.

denver_coder99 · 2021-07-04T17:25:57+00:00

That's just what she admits to.

defiance211 · 2021-07-04T17:28:54+00:00

My son’s mom had an sexual relationship with a married man while I was deployed in Afghanistan. I got home and everything seem to be OK and I did not find out about the cheating that had occurred for another four years. That’s when I found the red pill.

gentle_lemon · 2021-07-04T17:41:39+00:00

Spent 15+ in...went to Iraq...came out 90% disabled.

Triggered by fireworks, helicopters, airplanes, loud noises. Good times. :-/

'Murica!

Slow-Brush · 2021-07-04T18:15:56+00:00

I didn't went to any wars, I migrated to this country and my good friend from back home sent me pictures of my fiancee going into one of those hotel with some Chad. Man I flew into a rage. It fucking broke my heart. I was young and stupid then. 😐😥😥😥 The saddest part was before I got those pictures, I used to send money for her. I came from a poor country and back then, sending a US$100 per month is like 3 months of salary back home in my country. I sent some money to my good friend so he can "bribed" the receptionist to give him a copy of the bill... Just as I thought, she used to pay the hotel bills for the room and foods and it wasn't one time, it was 15 fucking times. I think my memories blackened after that like I was going through some sort of Alzheimer's as a young man.

NoMarriageNoKids · 2021-07-04T20:28:26+00:00

I knew a guy who was in the service and lived in "on base housing." He said that women would put a broom on the porch when her husband was sent off as a signal to the other guys that she's available to be plowed down.

sicrm · 2021-07-04T20:16:05+00:00

being in any kind of LDR is madness.

Unforsaken_Dick · 2021-07-04T21:45:47+00:00

I was such a naive boy growing up. I use to think women were not as thirsty for sex as much as men were. Boy did I learn the hard truth as I got older.

whats_up_doc · 2021-07-04T19:30:07+00:00

Small price to pay for the ambitions of the tribe.

Patriot0811 · 2021-07-05T01:19:29+00:00

Guy I was serving with in Afghanistan… Dude gets divorce papers sent to him overseas, his STBX joins this mini wannabe sex cult, they mutilate and dump her body by a lake. He gets sent home because it’s still his dead wife.

Tailback · 2021-07-04T21:40:20+00:00

I LOL'd at this bigtime. Back during the first Gulf War a guy from my Army unit found a creative solution. He had his friend who was single and living in our barracks move in with his wife and kids. He got to fuck the wife and act as a surrogate daddy while the husband was deployed for 6 months.

That is a positive example of marriage in the military. Don't get married! Especially don't get married in the military!

Piracetam99 · 2021-07-04T22:40:07+00:00

Defund the military, not the police

Bitter-Scratcher · 2021-07-04T23:56:50+00:00

The person I saw Divorce rape was from the Navy. Hell in my ship there are shore wives and ship wives. People thought I was shy around women. But I was more worried about catching some disease by just touching the women.

velvetunderground111 · 2021-07-05T01:14:02+00:00

I was Chad bad boy dipshit in my late 20's (not proud of this) and a hot a super hot blonde girlfriend during a stint on probation.

Her room mate was this fat chick who was dating a really nice army guy. Totally stand up guy.

Even as a kid, I found it odd that I, the fuck up with a probation officer, was dating the hot roommate and this poor dude who was serving our country had to date the fat chick.

She later cheated and they split.

She also had a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign on the kitchen wall. You can't make this shit up.

Snowave7 · 2021-07-05T00:06:46+00:00

Can u serve your country without married? (I am not from u.s)

roflcopt0rz_returns · 2021-07-04T23:28:27+00:00

Men need to stop going to the military. You're treated WORSE than trash.

anonymouslionn · 2021-07-05T00:17:02+00:00

Happy Independence Day!!!!!

WilliamMcAdoo · 2021-07-04T23:01:50+00:00

Concubines, no wife or girlfriend , no attachments

Extra-Strike2276 · 2021-07-05T00:29:39+00:00

When I was younger and in love for the first time I just went one night away to help a friend. When I came back she had found someone to fill her, so I couldn't imagine how many she'd find If I was deployed. She literally couldn't go 24hrs without it. My guess is she is close to or over 1k rides by now

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-07-04T19:37:55+00:00

Unfortunately, the cheating wife/girlfriend is the most pertinent reality of military life these days. Always remember, while you're away on deployment, she'll have some other dude(s) over for enjoyment!

DatGamerCrazy · 2021-07-04T18:41:38+00:00

@KingOfIncels lmfao

Title	Sounds about right
Author	LemonZeppelin27
Upvotes	671
Comments	73
Date	July 4, 2021 4:27 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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