I remember a church service I once attended. That day it was more of a discussion than a sermon. The pastor talked a bit about the kings of Israel and what they did. He talked about Kind David and how he committed adultery with Bathsheba. Then he ended the topic with a question for people to discuss in small groups. The question was " what comes to mind when you think of kind David?"
With that people broke into small groups and began to talk.

Enter the white knights!
People began to speak and I the most Alpha of Bunnies took a spot in a group as well. Yet immediately and I know not from where a spell was cast over the whole congregation and many ordinary young men were transformed into white knights! Then I heard them speak boldly( a thing they are not used to doing) saying many simple statements like"
King David is an adulter they cried!
If I were in King David's position I would never do that! they said
Lol, he had to ruin everything, He couldn't keep it in his pants!
They went on and on saying what they will, and after they would comment they would look over to some young woman seeking approval. The ladies mainly stayed silent though a few of them also began to say similar things, though with less vitriol. Other women( mainly the fat ones) began to spew vile rivaling that of the knights!

Alpha Bunny Silences the Crowd
After listening in, and letting the hyenas try their hand at hunting I opened my mouth at the cajoling of a few young women. "What do you think of King David?" they asked.
So I spoke and said that I liked king David very much. He was a warrior, a poet, a song writter, a lover, a fighter, a conqueror and a man with faults just like me.
Also he was a man after God's own heart!
Despite his failures God has not said the same of any other person.
So I asked, " If God calls David a man after his own heart, who are you to think you are better than him?"
How can you say that if you were in his position that you would have done better?
I spoke to my small group, yet my words must have resonated because several other groups gathered round to hear me speak.
And as I continued to speak of the great deeds of king David, from slaying Goliath, to fighting of the Philistines and even of his desire to make a temple for God; the newly knighted men took off their armors and hid their poison darts.
Many men became ashamed as I mentioned the courage David demonstrated when as a young lad he fought the giant that paralyzed with fear the armies of Israel. I mentioned the love and friendship he had with Jonathan. The mercy he displayed in sparring King Saul. And I mentioned his desire and faith towards God.
After I sat down, other young men began to chime in and speak good things of David. And though there were some who continued to mention David's adultery, they added that David was a human just like the rest of us.

Alpha Bunny Ponders
For some days afterwards I wondered about why the men responded the way they did. Why did they easily throw king David under the buss? Why do pastors wax poetic in their dislike of David?
Then it struck me!
They cannot relate to King David at all!
It is easy to hate someone you find little in common with. David is courageous, a warrior, he is masculine, a passionate man. And he had a strong libido! He saw what he wanted and took it!
He is so far removed from the average disgusting bug man that it is easy to throw dirt on him.
In scripture we are reminded that the prophets were men just like us, just as fallible with the same wants and desires we have.
And King David, a man just like the rest of us was not beyond thinking with his dick.
What have I not done when I was horny?
Killing Uriah and taking his woman was murder no doubt about it; And God repaid David for this by having his son rebel. Then his own son cucked him in front of all the people. The Lord also caused many in Israel to die because of what David did. And yet the thing that separates David is that despite all that God did to punish him, David still trusted in God's mercy.