So, and this is not a joke, as a part of my job I actually spend a disgusting amount of time on Tumblr. My company provides SEO services and backlinking on various social media actually benefits our clients. So, anyway, yeah...tl;dr I'm paid to be on Tumblr. Lucky me. But then it occurred to me...how selfish am I to enjoy this all for myself?

SO BEHOLD! I'm bringing the bowels of Tumblr straight to you lucky ladies! We've got it all -- You want triggers? We've got your triggers. You want your quirky bitches that deserve the best man evar? We've got some thuper duper inspirational quotes to go with them! You want your daily dose of #DownWithThePatriarchy? You name it, we got it!

On your marks...get set....TUMBLEEEEE!

#Skeptical #ThatsNotTheProblem

Well, I agree with this from "if a man..." to "...he doesn't want you." But then they lose me.

2 deep 4 u

HA HA BUT ITS CUTE RIGHT, RIGHT? GUYZ?

Sorry, mom

brekk down mah walls baby, show meh u worth it - ps i am deep

Relationship strategies for success! Love, Tumblr

Worst thing that Tumblr ever threw at me during work hours (NSFW)

Rape trigger, get your consent forms ready

This is like, actually the greatest love story since Titanic. And pretty RPW.

Oh noes it's da wage gap ): ):

Needs more unicorns!

Ermagerd so deep

Address your issues and work on yourself? Noooo RUN AWAY FAR AWAY IS BETTER