No Time For Hook Ups...Here's My Ass

9warbane · 2019-10-19T09:09:05+00:00

Sales Assistance + Kid + 'Masters in Reiki' = Can't pay her bills

Identifies her Child as a 'Earth Angel' and herself as a witch (on her Instagram) = Mentally ill.

Decent bod tho LMAO

hideout78 · 2019-10-19T09:38:58+00:00

Masters in Reiki. 😆😆😆😆😆

inushishi_no_kaze · 2019-10-19T10:50:03+00:00

Does anyone want to buy a second hand hooker at the price of half of everything he owns?

NohoTwoPointOh · 2019-10-19T12:24:26+00:00

https://imgflip.com/i/3dr74q

OldFashionMarine · 2019-10-19T11:20:19+00:00

Lol.....love these single moms who say they don't have time for hook ups. Bitch your a mom......that's all you have time for now. In a marriage with kids its called a quickie.

Also try a different angle for a pic.....we can tell your extremely bottom heavy and you have no tits.

Prophecy_Germany · 2019-10-19T11:04:54+00:00

Master in Reiki!? My mother is like this, we had a lot of arguments over that topic. It is bullshit to begin with. Well, someone cannot always explain everything but if you think you are going to die, you will, end of story. If you give up the undertaker is just around the corner. If you fight, if you believe in you, you will survive. No need for a Master in Reiki to drain your wallet.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-10-19T12:32:10+00:00

Hey** Seven Spacey**, nice photo. I know, 7 is a bit high, but I am feeling generous today.

What are you selling today?

Do you dare to step into wonderland full of madness?

Uh. No thanks. I think I will just stay outside where there are witnesses.

So what's in there, in your wonderland? Aside from madness that is...

This thing

WTF. What sort of thing?

Life.

Yeah. Okay. You are definitely nuts. Let's roll with this.

So, I see you are a single mother. Color me shocked! What's your kids' name?

My daughter is my earth angel

Oh. Right. I bet she comes first before anything or anyone else. Right?

she will always come first.

Yeah. We get that a lot around here. So what do you do for a living, when you are not stripping on camera?

I'm have my Masters in Reiki

WTF is that? Like Kug Fu?

Energy healing

Oh. With crystals and shit?

I'm all about love

Aren't we all, Spaces, aren't we all.

what you see is what you get

Ass? Is this some sort of code or a Chad dog whistle? I see hat you did there Fiver!

I have no time for one night hook ups

Bullshit. you have all the time in the world. What the fuck else are you doing besides slutting it up on camera and fondling crystals?

I'm looking for a more long term thing

So two nights should do it.

If I sound like we could connect, say Hi.

Bye.

BTW - How's uncle Kevin doing these days?

Never mind.

Good luck Ms. Spacey.

[deleted] · 2019-10-19T09:52:55+00:00

What in the yee haw love of satanic cult is this ?

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-10-19T11:55:57+00:00

Master's in Reiki. Oh she's going places

efinita · 2019-10-19T09:27:37+00:00

Lmao

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-10-19T12:30:01+00:00

While she was photoshopping the cellulite off that 36 year old ass she could have nixed the hideous back tat. And gotten someone to crap out something not quite so cliche for the profile. But hey, SHE’S the prize, right??

LifschitzTal · 2019-10-19T11:48:31+00:00

See that dream catcher on the window?

This is actually a horror movie, this is where your dream ends.

Al_Simmons · 2019-10-19T11:35:36+00:00

If a rich chad took her out, guarantee she'd be for a one night stand. She's obviously a whore with her ass as the profile pic.

yomommalikesmeh · 2019-10-19T11:11:58+00:00

She seems bi-polar, but has a nice body. Pump and dump at your own risk!

The_Invader_Kilz · 2019-10-19T11:36:53+00:00

A Masters in Reiki?

She's joking, right?

Rafique678 · 2019-10-19T12:09:17+00:00

That's an ugly fucking house

pmmemonay · 2019-10-19T13:13:39+00:00

master's degree in Reiki

Hadouken?

s1500 · 2019-10-19T14:47:27+00:00

Once again, mixed signal generator.

Let me guess, no face pics?

pdxphreek · 2019-10-19T14:57:33+00:00

What's with single moms and Reiki? My ex (who was a single mom) was into it.

Natuasi · 2019-10-19T12:10:35+00:00

The delusion runs deep in this one.

leredditbugman · 2019-10-19T17:06:31+00:00

I’m not sure what the angle for her here is but I’m ASSuming she wants to you buy high on this loser in life so you can then get the ass she was so willing to give out for free for two decades and resulted in one child that isn’t yours.

harryagamez · 2019-10-19T17:54:28+00:00

I know I'm going to get downvoted, but something I've learned about women in general is that girls with tattoos is a big NO NO. That kind of girls make choices without thinking long term. They are impulsive and never think about consecuences.

delongpike · 2019-10-19T13:47:47+00:00

Walmart Lingerie

milk-tree · 2019-10-19T22:37:15+00:00

Most women on these apps are retarded, that or just straight up hypocrites.

ttchamps0203 · 2019-10-19T15:14:25+00:00

Oh. That’s weird. She has a masters in some bullshit study and there she is as a sales jockey.

jrpark05 · 2019-10-19T18:21:12+00:00

What a freak show.

"I'm all about love"....sure you are.

No-thing-ness · 2019-10-19T18:52:45+00:00

"If it sounds like we could connect say hi" It looks like it. Plus she said no hook ups which means she's dtf first date 9 out 10 times.

MDMCrab · 2019-10-19T19:10:00+00:00

Masters in Reiki. Cannot swipe left fast enough......

FoxIslander · 2019-10-19T19:27:46+00:00

What university gives a Masters Degree in Reiki? What a catch.

swolkushcloud · 2019-10-19T23:22:37+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

immaculacy · 2019-10-20T04:29:23+00:00

Imagine this being your mom. Shame.

RapeLord88 · 2019-10-20T07:17:12+00:00

They always write same meme phrases like "I have no time for hookups".. but Earth Angel? That's some creativity

ContradictFate · 2019-10-20T21:25:42+00:00

"my FUCKING masters in reiki"

Okay... So you live off of social assistance then? Got it.

[deleted] · 2019-10-21T14:14:51+00:00

Where exactly is energy healing located on the periodic table? Lol

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2019-10-21T19:53:10+00:00

Masters in Reiki 😂😂😂

Oh man who writes these, they're epic 😂👍

mimiczx · 2019-10-22T11:52:53+00:00

Once had a date with a Reiki wentch... The delusion is real... Sex was amazing tho.

MisterMedeez · 2019-10-22T12:34:57+00:00

honestly this sounds like a catfish, surely noone could be so perverse I thought. is this reality? i don;t know anymore

LifeForm55 · 2019-10-22T14:23:32+00:00

How much does a masters in Reiki and energy healing bring in per year?

Chad1Stevens · 2019-10-19T16:43:43+00:00

She has no time for hook ups but she has time to get a master's in imaginary medicine

What shyster is calling that a master's degree?

HNutz · 2019-10-19T13:08:50+00:00

It's a nice looking ass, but that's about it.

mishtatony · 2019-10-19T20:24:05+00:00

I didn't know about this sub until this thread made front page. Whole sub is a giant yikes of how dare people who are overweight or have children try to date.

Title	No Time For Hook Ups...Here's My Ass
Author	9warbane
Upvotes	636
Comments	92
Date	October 19, 2019 9:06 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/dk197j/no_time_for_hook_upsheres_my_ass/
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