Begging blonde baby beseeches beneficent beta to bestow bundles o' bux

KlayThompsons_Weed · 2020-08-29T05:23:46+00:00

Abusive relationship huh? Dude must’ve said no to paying for the boobjob...

Blissbynature · 2020-08-29T05:38:11+00:00

She already has an uncanny valley look to her, like one of those high end sex dolls

KruciaaL · 2020-08-29T06:06:22+00:00

Guaranteed a fake profile; just a scammer looking for money.

ChadInKorea · 2020-08-29T11:29:55+00:00

If your confidence depends on a pair of boobs, you need some professional help.

georgenotofthejungle · 2020-08-29T12:18:16+00:00

Why do women use cutesy language? To try to squeeze themselves into your mind as a helpless innocent little thing that you should care for.

But then you’re an asshole if you follow that cue and objectify them.

Women are confused about who they are.

New boobs will not make you a new woman. And you’re only 22. Stop talking like you’ve been around for a century.

Buzzkill78 · 2020-08-29T12:37:54+00:00

So let me get this straight, she needs $5000 from total strangers to get her confidence back so she can go and fuck other dudes? That’s make total sense to me.

11bNg · 2020-08-29T12:47:12+00:00

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a sex doll?

kevin32 · 2020-08-29T12:50:26+00:00

Truly a terrific title.

Taguroizumo · 2020-08-29T13:18:37+00:00

So she wants a beta to invest in her so chads can fuck her again... Sad

The50Gunner · 2020-08-29T05:54:28+00:00

I'd pay to get her some MM cup clown tits.

mustangfrank · 2020-08-29T12:05:58+00:00

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captainsaveahoe69 · 2020-08-29T13:54:54+00:00

The always come from an abusive relationship 🙄😏

oqSMy7o4 · 2020-08-29T13:38:50+00:00

I just came out of an abusive relationship

cry wolf

idiom

To claim that something is happening when it really isn't, which results in the rejection of subsequent valid claims.

cbusfinest1 · 2020-08-29T17:21:52+00:00

What’s funny are the 20 to early 30 something girls getting their lips and faces done which brings them to the wall so much quicker because the look they end up with is what we’re accustomed to seeing 40-50 year olds looking like. She’s 22 and although I’m sure she’s living a hard lifestyle, the stuff she’s done to her face has her looking early 30’s super close to the wall. Also, all these girls are getting the same stuff done and we now have a generation of 25-35 year olds who all look the same. They’re begging to be nothing more than pump and dumps

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-08-29T14:42:32+00:00

Haha I call BS on that 1500$ saved

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-08-29T11:53:37+00:00

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yuvrajsama · 2020-08-29T14:04:14+00:00

single mom want money to become pornstar . wow

SecureTheMilkers1488 · 2020-08-29T18:49:48+00:00

abusive relationship

Every single time.

FormerBTfan · 2020-08-29T16:12:59+00:00

Needs to get her face done first if you ask me. Make up and the filter she is using for the photo is hiding a lot I think. Tits are a far off second for this. piece of work.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-08-29T16:27:19+00:00

I absolutely adore the added appeal of alliteration in the title above.

2020-08-29T17:47:27+00:00

I always found fake cans to be too uncanny valley, probably because they defy the laws of physics. Read about how the surgery is done sometime. Only a serial killer would find that sexy.

I’m sure there’s some guys who just fixate on the size, and who like other “beauty” fixtures like botox lips. But most guys just want a girl in their league who eats a reasonable amount of food and isn’t a bitch. Before I went MGTOW I was always all but begging my girlfriends to just leave their hair/bodies alone.

Also, that 1,500 should be in rainy day fund if she’s really living paycheck to paycheck. God, it’s like 13 year olds spending their allowance on candy and trinkets without a care in the world. The difference being that 13 year olds aren’t allowed to vote/drive/drink and we try to keep them from breeding.

me_grimmlock · 2020-08-29T15:09:34+00:00

Straight dummy hoe

CapoKang · 2020-08-29T15:17:35+00:00

Yaw? Must be a pilot.

tamb2 · 2020-08-29T16:33:10+00:00

I am unable to see this content blocked by imgur.com.

lorenzo156 · 2020-08-29T18:14:33+00:00

She looks like a cross between Lindsey lohan (before drugs and alcohol/wall) and that one "famous" cosplayer.

asdf333aza · 2020-08-29T22:26:44+00:00

"Just got out of an abusive relationship"

"Just got done sucking chads dick, and I'm ready to make you jump through hoops for what I gave to him for free."

loneliness-inc · 2020-08-30T02:44:24+00:00

She looks so fake. May as well just get a doll. Less drama and bullshit. No risk of catching an STD and she'll do what you signed up for her to do, always.

2020-08-29T20:50:52+00:00

Ha ha it says she expires in 24 days and 3 hours... The exact point in time when she splats against the wall!!!

martellthacool · 2020-08-30T03:33:21+00:00

This is comedy. Get a job

HowDoIGetToHyrule · 2020-08-30T07:52:07+00:00

Country: United States

Ethnicity: White/Caucasian

1,500$ . 5000$

I know this is off-topic but:

She put the dollar-sign after the numbers twice. Is there some subtext here I'm unaware of? (I'm not American)

Why does someone make this mistake if they don't come from a culture/use a currency where it is grammatically correct to do so? She would see the correct usage literally everywhere in her day-to-day life....

Sorry for the rant. Every time I see this I think room-temperature IQ (cultural/currency differences notwithstanding).

Aldabruzzo · 2020-08-31T14:25:43+00:00

Begging blonde baby beseeches beneficent beta to bestow bundles o' bux

for best bouncing boobs. B-cup bad.

rayman903 · 2020-09-01T06:40:29+00:00

I can't even ask my friend to pay my dinner when I have no money

Chingparr · 2020-09-01T18:39:09+00:00

Gotta make an investment for that OnlyFans career.

throwthrowthrew · 2020-09-03T13:13:27+00:00

Unless her credit is fucked, you can use a medical credit card to pay for a boob job, if you’re that desperate. It doesn’t have to come to begging.

Title	Begging blonde baby beseeches beneficent beta to bestow bundles o' bux
Author	Land_of_the_Losers
Upvotes	425
Comments	69
Date	August 29, 2020 4:38 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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