Date Shit Test

seattleron · 2016-02-24T15:28:16+00:00

"I wanted to see if what they said about you was true," but don't put off a vibe that you want sex.

Then don't say anything else. Her hamster will go batshit crazy with wonder. Don't give in and tell her a reason, just let her think.

DubbleFUPAwitCheez · 2016-02-24T20:22:22+00:00

"to test for poison"

jcromero · 2016-02-24T17:09:48+00:00

A really good rule of thumb is to never answer a question directly, especially if it's posed by a woman. Instead you should respond to them as if you were a 12 year old girl.

HBTexter: "Why do you want to go out with me?"

ConfidentMale: So I can push you into the mud

HBTexter: You're so weird

ConfidentMale: I thought that sounded better than "I want to spank your butt"

agoodresponse · 2016-02-24T14:50:45+00:00

"I want coffee and I want you. I'm killing 2 birds with 1 stone."

RPshade · 2016-02-24T15:00:18+00:00

I would just say some dumb shit like: "Because I know you are rich, meet me at xx at xx"

youcantdenythat · 2016-02-24T15:28:45+00:00

"We can talk about that Saturday at coffee." or "You'll just have to come meet me and find out."

But it doesn't look like she's into you, I would soft next at this point.

Girls can give that vibe whenever they want and use it to try to get orbiters.

Title	Date Shit Test
Author	TRPadam
Upvotes	4
Comments	15
Date	February 24, 2016 2:33 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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