First off, I want to say that it's not necessarily a good idea to go after women who claim they're lesbians because a lot of times they really don't want anything to do with men and they're generally just lower quality in all aspects (looks, personality...) and they're more likely to be feminists.

Here's the story: my friends and I decide we want to go out on Friday, we're deciding where to go when the self-proclaimed lesbian chick suggests we go to the gay bar downtown. The rest of us haven't had any great ideas and the gay bar doesn't have a cover that day, so we decide to go. I'm not upset because last time I went there I found a freaky "bisexual" chick to take home.

Anyway, we get there and the so-called lesbian starts talking to me. She tells me she's so glad we're somewhere where she doesn't have to worry about guys hitting on her. I'm sure she's flattered when guys hit on her, and I tell her that, and she says, "Well...." and kind of giggles. At that point I know she craves male attention, and then I hang it in her face by saying, "You're not going to get any attention from me tonight." She asks why not. "Because you're lesbian, right?" And then she says, "Well... yeah..." and sounds pretty unsure. I already suspected at this point that she wasn't lesbian because a) She's not a total bitch, and b) She actually looks like a female.

At this point I just went ahead as if she never said she was lesbian. I escalated with small touches, and at first she still kind of kept up the lesbian thing (Hey, stop it! I don't even like boys!) but after two shoulder touches and a pat on the knee she seemed to have forgotten about that fact. As it got louder in the night we talked less and danced and drank more, and at the end of the night she was happy to go home with me. And let me tell you, she was THIRSTY for the dick and came back for more on Saturday night.

Long story short, a lot of women lie about their sexuality, and if you look for the right signs you can tell who they are. Once you see those signs, proceed as usual.