45-F wonders if you exist. Just let her know, because, at this point, she no longers hookup and wants a bit of maturity and quality

Overkillengine · 2021-10-01T12:25:52+00:00

45

No.

Human Resources

Hell fucking no.

Not interested in one-night stands

Then get off the hookup apps you hag, or be considered a mix of stupid or a liar.

Also, the shitty myspace angle isn't fooling anyone.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-10-01T11:31:05+00:00

Very masculine-looking face. Are we sure this is a woman?

at this point I'm no longer interested in one-night stands

So what you gave so freely in the past, you now expect others to pay a premium on? Is your manly jawline from absorbing testosterone from all the jizz over the years? (Yes, that's literally how things work. I can't possibly be joking on a humor sub. Everything everyone says ever is meant to be taken literally, especially out of context. Yes, this is how girls work.)

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Sudden-Note3511 · 2021-10-01T11:48:42+00:00

Took over 20 years on the CC to realise one night stands are a bad idea!? Man, I need to invest in wine and cat food. Going to be a LOT of single women in the future

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2021-10-01T11:16:02+00:00

I think the 10 year old photo shows that she's serious.
...unless she lied about her age?

~cackle!!!~

panzer22222 · 2021-10-01T11:57:35+00:00

You could have had anal on the first date with 20 yr old her but now she is '45'* nothing

*45: well she was 45, 7 years ago

Gundamsafety · 2021-10-01T13:10:44+00:00

She is in HR, so watch every word you say and everything you do. Something tells me she has a form for all kinds of "harassment" for anything she does not like.

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-10-01T11:57:32+00:00

A 45 year old woman who is now done with one night stands but likes wine (vino), cats (gato), smokes occasionally (de vez en cuando) and works in HR. That’s a winning combo if I ever heard one.

She doesn’t mention one thing she brings to a man in her post other than “to make you laugh”. A man can get that from Seinfeld reruns. You better have something more than that.

She’s going to be the type to “buy a dog die alone” because those men she wants to know exist are not going to be into her sadly.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-10-01T13:22:01+00:00

The best version of you was a good 25 - 20 years ago. This is like claiming that a product past it's expiration date is somehow the best version of said product.

me_at_myhouse · 2021-10-01T13:10:14+00:00

Excuse me as I roll my eyes.

Yes, crazy lady. At 45+ there are tons of men out there looking for a long 'get to know you' relationship with no sex or one night stands. /s

Keep drinking your wine and petting your cat. The men will be along shortly.

CisgenderPig · 2021-10-01T11:32:27+00:00

Well, she certainly made me laugh with this profile more than any female comedian. I have a feeling this is her only good joke, though.

Ok-Adeptness4906 · 2021-10-01T12:00:23+00:00

So, 20 years of one night stands?

slipkid223 · 2021-10-01T12:56:11+00:00

This what the Alpha Widow at 45 looks like...

Aronacus · 2021-10-01T13:12:36+00:00

imagine going on a date and being compared to every guy from her first kiss on the playground to the last 1 night stand before you.

meerita · 2021-10-01T11:16:58+00:00

She loves cats and wine. LINE UP BEHIND ME!

rvail136 · 2021-10-01T13:37:02+00:00

It doesn't matter what language you speak, "Human Resources" = feminist/socialist...

Thinguy123 · 2021-10-01T19:09:19+00:00

Feminists in Spain are 100% more hardcore than most countries

The "normal-looking" women are closer to dyed-hair Tier than you'd suspect

The dyed hairs over there? Let me tell you a story

A fwb lived in Spain for most of her life, returned to visit family and she went to a feminist march, she said the craziest ones almost lynched an old man (She said he was around 70-ish), wish i was joking, she didn't knew what caused the uproar but as far as she knew he didn't do anything to cause such reaction (Harassment, etc) i believe that part, they would have jumped instantly unto him

She said she felt something in her stomach (thats called a conscience sweetie, and your cognitive dissonance telling you that these people may not be all meek victims of the oppresive patriarchy) the only reason the guy spared a lynching is because the police escorted him out of there.

Fucking disgusting, at least she was a great fuck, it was common for both to climax at the same time (not bragging, listen to me why) because goddamn it opened a can of worms in my life,

She said she fell in love with me after a few of those nights, her brain was so fried by hypergamy that all of her emotions were processed through sex (i can elaborate on that if mods want to) so in her mind, best sex = True love, i quote "Felt so right, never felt like that, it must be a signal" previous hook ups or ONS either she felt "forced" to have sex (she was afraid how men would react if rejected) or men she would have interest in, her hotter frenemies would always bang him first and she either felt disgusted by the man (lol i know i know, her frenemies never did nothing wrong) or would enter into depression mode for thinking she was unnatractive

And she was "crazy", (never violent) but she became obsessed with me for like 6 months, real obsessed, to a point it scared me, a few bullet points

She was thinking about tattooing the date of one of our nights where she had the most intense orgasm of her life

She constantly tried to leg lock me even when using a condom (im dumb, but even i knew what this meant)

She did not care i had a girlfriend, and suggested a threesome (not with my girl) but with another woman (she would send me photos of her friends or hot insta women and say stuff like "i want to see you fucking her" or "i want to suck those tits" etc)

Would talk to me or kiss my face while i slept (told me herself, otherwise i wouldn't know) i asked her, she said hot or cute talk, dont believe that to this day.

And when in the most stupid judgement lapse i've had in my life, did what should have never done, yes, my dick got the best of me that day, i've never forget how she screamed "i felt it" at the top of her lungs, after the deed, she was ecstatic, embraced me and said she loved me so much, thanks for being me, etc. never seen a woman so happy, she said she masturbated constantly remembering how "it felt inside me"

Thats when i really really was scared shitless and decided to have a talk after a couple days, then never talk to her again, last i knew she was going into therapy.

Edit: TL:DR Holy shit, that was longer than expected and went off tangent, also whats wrong with Spain, is something in the food? water?

nitro-666 · 2021-10-01T16:11:43+00:00

Oh, it's the "not a hoe anymore" strategy, a classic!

myemail333 · 2021-10-01T17:28:22+00:00

Another red flag, she has a cat. Also, this sub has shown me that women from Spain are nightmares. No wonder Spain has one of the lowest birth rates in the world.

StinkingDischarge · 2021-10-01T15:06:31+00:00

So she's already wallowed out to the size of a horse collar by 30 years of one night stands so she's not interested in that. She wants "maturity", but you can't be any older than her and she wants "quality", meaning rich so she won't have to work. Oh, and also be at least 6' tall and have washboard abs and a big dick. You know, because horse collar.

TheFyree · 2021-10-01T19:50:07+00:00

Idk, this isn’t anywhere as bad as some of the overweight baby factories looking for a 6’5 rich step-dad that we’ve seen on here. Yeah, the “no longer interested” is post-worthy but I’m not surprised a 45 year old has taken an anonymous penis or two in her time

ieatsquirrelmeat · 2021-10-01T21:40:34+00:00

This doesn’t seem like the worst thing in my opinion

edit: spelling

Mike-Larry-1988 · 2021-10-01T14:31:54+00:00

Haha

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2021-10-01T15:07:52+00:00

She made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

Natriumzyanid · 2021-10-01T19:11:36+00:00

Psychoeyes

Stay away!

MastermindX · 2021-10-01T20:51:10+00:00

So at this point when you offer the lowest quality, you expect to receive the highest quality in return? That's not how this works.

At least she already has the cats and the wine.

skeletonshorror · 2021-10-02T06:03:46+00:00

My old 1997 Honda Civic sitting in a junkyard somewhere down in Texas has a better chance of finding an owner than this broad. 💀🔥

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-10-01T15:57:01+00:00

45? All downside, what's the point?

Maybe some 80 year old guy would be interested.

No_Valuable827 · 2021-10-01T18:33:44+00:00

We exist! We are just not interested or available.

akihonj · 2021-10-01T18:54:41+00:00

At 45 she says at this point. Holy fuck just how many dicks has she taken.

PirateDocBrown · 2021-10-01T21:47:49+00:00

She's a German? And asking for humor? Is that a thing?

Anyway, I'm 57. 45 isn't too bad for me. As long as she's childfree, I'd be game for her to invite me over for dinner, for a first date. Then, the second date wouldn't be a ONS, right?

She likes wine, I could bring a bottle of that over. This is in Spain, right? Wine is pretty cheap.

She says she's 175cm = 5'9". So she does want a taller guy. No problem for me, but it is a yellow flag.

Good thing she likes cats.

Harry_Teak · 2021-10-02T00:42:13+00:00

At this point the "maturity and quality" she should be looking for is a moderately well-off 70 year old guy who just wants someone to have dinner with and maybe a hummer once every week or two. Preferably the guy's vision will be poor enough to do what those filters are doing for her.

BoatLikeAFlutterby · 2021-10-02T03:00:59+00:00

This profile has “gato” lady written all over it.

Title	45-F wonders if you exist. Just let her know, because, at this point, she no longers hookup and wants a bit of maturity and quality
Author	meerita
Upvotes	176
Comments	59
Date	October 1, 2021 11:06 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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