That cake, being 5 layers, would be roughly SEVENTY POUNDS. SEVEN. ZERO. 70.

Imagine 70 pounds hitting you directly on the head!

Imagine being able to throw 70 lbs at someone, realizing the thing is 70 lbs, and THROWING IT AT THEIR FUCKING HEAD ANYWAY!

I'm so worried for the bride now. Especially since she is also defending him now!

Seventy pounds.

No wonder she's protecting him. She probably has the worst concussion and maybe even skull fractures. Someone get this woman to the damn hospital!