Found one in the wild

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-02-17T10:06:34+00:00

This was a good find, /u/OverEasyFetus, but unfortunately I must remove it due to rule 6.

Her name needs to be censored. It's still visible after the word "about" right there at the top.

Feel free to resubmit once that's corrected, hopefully with a more descriptive and less lazy title.

CC: /u/Land_of_the_Losers, /u/lurkerhasarisen, /u/houseoftolstoy

Business-Typical · 2022-02-17T02:48:55+00:00

Love how she list all her “attributes” at the end. Wowie 2 kids to take care of and I can’t even take comfort in alcohol.

DON’T call me cute

“ 5’3 & 190 “ oh I’m sure you won’t get called that too often

qtyapa · 2022-02-17T02:55:39+00:00

she is all yours, white guys. enjoy!

FarFromAverage7866 · 2022-02-17T02:50:45+00:00

Remember fellas, whatever types of guys she says she doesn't want in her 30s, were the same types who were pounding her in her best years in her 20s.

GrannyLesbian · 2022-02-17T02:48:33+00:00

White men you better be at your best when approaching this goddess! Don’t you dare ever think about consuming any Weed and you better step up to the plate and raise her amazing daughter. She doesn’t have time for GAMES!

Walnuts_Gualtieri · 2022-02-17T03:13:41+00:00

A buck ninety? They're never honest about that. You gotta think, realistically, two two fifty.

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2022-02-17T02:48:18+00:00

Single mom of 2 kids

5'3 & 190 lbs

There's the reason for the weed, drugs, heavy drinking and depression. How else do you expect to be tolerated, woman?

panzer22222 · 2022-02-17T02:55:33+00:00

Wasnt much of a 'find', literally 80% of women on these sites would have similar.

genealojist · 2022-02-17T03:31:35+00:00

There is absolutely nothing remotely enticing in this profile. How does a profile like that get any sort of traction?!

lurkerhasarisen · 2022-02-17T02:38:13+00:00

I'm going to allow this, but in the future you'll need to come up with better titles.

houseoftolstoy · 2022-02-17T03:37:44+00:00

Your title, it needs work. It does not have to be the most clever ever, but it should not be so generic that it could apply to basically any profile. The example for what we want posted here is good though.

Almost 200 pounds at that height? That's not going to look pretty. You almost never work out? You don't say!

Ok_Management4634 · 2022-02-17T04:31:06+00:00

I love the angry tone of the whole note. Even if she was not an obese single mom, that is such a turnoff. Yea, I want to spend time with some woman that is yelling at me in her dating profile. No thanks. And stuff like "Don't call me cute" really shows what a bitch she is.

Women truly have no clue what men want. If you have all this baggage (obese, single mom), you better be pleasant to be around (smart men still wouldn't date her, but she'd be able to find someone if she was nice)

thefudmaster · 2022-02-17T03:38:05+00:00

It was a no at 5’3” and 190 lbs.

Hy3w_mong0u5 · 2022-02-17T05:54:08+00:00

If she's admitting to being 190, you can add another 30lbs that she is omitting.

vegasbadboy702 · 2022-02-17T03:58:10+00:00

A 5’3” 190 lbs woman with two kids (who doesn’t want more) who almost never works out and who doesn’t want you to call her cute (I am gonna say given her stats she’s not cute but I digress). Wow what a package here. Doesn’t mention one thing in her profile of what she brings to a man. A man would have to be a heavy drinker to sign up for this train wreck and the chore of taking care of her two kids but she doesn’t even allow that (or a man to smoke weed).

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-02-17T04:57:29+00:00

So who here wants some white on white action with her? 😂🤣

jack_Me_hoffman · 2022-02-17T05:13:45+00:00

Title suggestion: was looking for gf material and stumbled across a real-life adaptation of the Giants from Clash of Clash, except with two kids.

NBA_MSG · 2022-02-17T05:41:31+00:00

And she can't figure out why the guys who are with her are angry and depressed all the time

AdderallAllTheTime3 · 2022-02-17T07:33:45+00:00

She sound like the type of lard ass that uses mayonnaise for lube

Emotional_Ad_643 · 2022-02-17T09:08:28+00:00

Short, fat, projecting about drugs, only white guys (obviously a horse cock addict), knocked up twice.

Okay, bye.

Mister_McDerp · 2022-02-17T08:14:36+00:00

Really checks ALL the boxes. Wish I wasn't white.

MouseMiIk · 2022-02-17T08:20:27+00:00

Before I'd finished the first line I said aloud, "How many kids?" aaaaaand just a moment later there it was, like clockwork: Single mom of 2 kids. And then there's the weight, which is a whooooole other story.

Yeah, she's been around the block more times than an '89 Corolla.

New_Wrangler3335 · 2022-02-17T10:19:25+00:00

How is she 5”3 and 190 pounds?!

I’m a 5”5 man and I weigh 130… wow

Lilghsty · 2022-02-17T05:45:42+00:00

the ending did it for me

RedBlow22 · 2022-02-17T06:33:18+00:00

Not like I've ever smoked the Devil's Lettuce (ahem), but in asking for a friend, how does weed make you angry and depressed? I've never seen an angry and depressed person at the dispensary, it's the Happier than Disneyland Place on Earth.

Hawaiian_Poi_Dog · 2022-02-17T06:59:57+00:00

Ooofff....

Title	Found one in the wild
Author	OverEasyFetus
Upvotes	86
Comments	58
Date	February 17, 2022 12:44 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/subah9/found_one_in_the_wild/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/found-one-in-the-wild.1101872 https://theredarchive.com/post/1101872

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