Not only are you paying for the meal, I demand you pay for all the other bells and whistles too!

gentle_lemon · 2022-10-11T01:48:47+00:00

She’s preemptively testing your tolerance for bullshit. I paid all a bitch’s expenses and didn’t get sex either. I call her my ex wife.

f3wl · 2022-10-11T02:01:05+00:00

I wouldn’t put up with this bullshit even if she was a 10 with a zero body count, which she obviously isn’t. Is anyone really this thirsty?

PirateDocBrown · 2022-10-11T02:09:14+00:00

This is just a prostitute, advertising her rates. I'd call it a very poor deal, since apparently, she wants twice that. So a con artist, as well.

NutsLikeMelons · 2022-10-11T01:53:45+00:00

Scam emails are badly written to filter out people smart enough not to fall for the scam. Same principle here.

thewhiskey_zulu · 2022-10-11T02:21:41+00:00

I believe there's a word for a woman who expects you to pay for her "time".

Overkillengine · 2022-10-11T04:38:40+00:00

A whore is cheaper and more likely to hold up her end of the deal.

Just saying.

And that's why I don't use that label as a pejorative normally.

Ibrafikovic · 2022-10-11T08:53:25+00:00

For 350$ you can have a professional who will give what you seek and with a smile.

NoFaithInThisSub · 2022-10-11T03:08:19+00:00

Ladies, am I missing anything else?

yes, a brain, but you will have to pay for that yourself.

Training-Rich5057 · 2022-10-11T02:27:31+00:00

Nope. She can go it alone!

LeLurkingNormie · 2022-10-11T07:00:46+00:00

"If this it too much, then I am not for you." Girl, I think you are for nobody... unless you are very, very, very hot.

jor4288 · 2022-10-11T02:06:32+00:00

This is clearly a joke though. No way anyone does this.

SceneAccomplished549 · 2022-10-11T02:59:11+00:00

That's going to be a No from me dawg.

One-Move · 2022-10-11T12:37:59+00:00

Don’t know what the rates are, but I guess 350 will get you a nice professional and sex is them guarantee

BigBearSD · 2022-10-11T16:37:47+00:00

Does she also charge by the hour?

OpenImagination9 · 2022-10-15T12:28:47+00:00

A trip to Nevada is cheaper.

throwawa-y1x7 · 2022-10-12T23:17:28+00:00

"Ladies am I missing anything else?" a reason for anyone to agree to these terms perhaps? The entitlement is extreme!

Internet_Snowflake · 2022-10-13T02:44:27+00:00

Don't forget to order the best, most expensive takeouts so she can bring them home for her illigimate children and / or dogs! A real gentleman is happy to provide for a Bastard Brood.

LaLa_Land543 · 2022-10-16T13:09:07+00:00

Lol Shein, really? This has to be a joke/satire.

widal · 2022-10-15T17:44:50+00:00

Single mother making demands😏

Dunkman83 · 2022-10-11T08:55:50+00:00

this has never happened.....

2022-10-25T10:39:12+00:00

Have fun with your cats and box wine hun! I hear House of the Dragon is supposed to be off the chizzain tonite!

Jamalmack · 2022-11-24T23:25:24+00:00

Treat her like a queen and she’ll treat u like one back

Title	Not only are you paying for the meal, I demand you pay for all the other bells and whistles too!
Author	houseoftolstoy
Upvotes	202
Comments	65
Date	October 11, 2022 1:41 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/y0w8ko/not_only_are_you_paying_for_the_meal_i_demand_you/
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