Here was the exchange at the BK drive through:

her: got the kids for the day?

me: yeah

her: sounds like fun

me: nothing

her (to my son in the back seat): is this your dad?

son: (I assumed he nodded)

her (to me): I feel like I should ask that of everyone.

me: too dumbfounded to respond

then she gives this stupid ass smile like "well, not you, but know..."