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Zom6010 · 2020-09-19T18:31:48+00:00

Dude does she have Grand Canyon between her legs or what

imnotjoking2 · 2020-09-19T18:51:08+00:00

Must feel small if the last 5 inches can't reach her pussy.

mysticdickstick · 2020-09-19T20:00:13+00:00

What makes this actually funnier but gets lost due to the red marker is that her username is [blank] deep dish

gcodori · 2020-09-19T21:44:18+00:00

Even a 747 looks tiny landing in the Grand Canyon...

rjmtl · 2020-09-19T23:18:08+00:00

When the fat folds make it harder to achieve actual penetration, yeah. She needs a full fist in there.

failedcircumsizion · 2020-09-19T19:16:15+00:00

She has a case of what is medically called cavernous vagina syndrome or “cav vag” for short

itsokayimhandsome · 2020-09-20T03:34:05+00:00

Shes probably fat as fuck so you need a foot long to first penetrate the layers of fat then you can finally get it in.

HumanRubiksCube · 2020-09-19T18:35:31+00:00

In the words of my father...

“Never trust a woman, That’s had more bangs than John Wayne’s gun”

RedditAdminsRcunts44 · 2020-09-19T20:51:45+00:00

Thats because she is used to whale dick, whenever she goes swimming in the ocean, mistaken identity

HomosexualWatermelon · 2020-09-19T18:40:32+00:00

Anything over 9 is considered a monster cock

jaybuk213 · 2020-09-20T11:30:17+00:00

If anyone knows this girl tell her I can give her 12inch but it’s gonna have to be in 3 instalments of 4inches

MGTOWtoday · 2020-09-20T01:44:58+00:00

She doesn’t have a pussy. She has a vortex of doom.

P40ewarhawk · 2020-09-20T10:58:38+00:00

stop masturbating with a baseballbat bitch...

Karboniss · 2020-09-20T10:25:24+00:00

this is what we call "girl inches"

Aibhne_Dubhghaill · 2020-09-20T05:58:32+00:00

Some women just need to start fucking horses.

Grassmartian · 2020-09-20T11:04:10+00:00

Don't know if specific to my region in the UK but we call a girl who complains like this Bucketfanny

Kaynxrhaast · 2020-09-20T03:31:36+00:00

I HAVE A SMALL DICK

IF YOU ARE UNDER 9 INCHES YOU CAN'T PLEASURE WOMEN

elfudge31 · 2020-09-20T08:46:10+00:00

She would be like fucking a glass of warm water.

cdrain90 · 2020-09-20T09:52:51+00:00

Pussy like a dying man's handshake

emforay216 · 2020-09-19T21:49:17+00:00

Miss Flesh Tent

mac2914 · 2020-09-19T21:48:16+00:00

Meh, nothing to get choked up over.

candymakesudandy · 2020-09-20T15:49:15+00:00

Her vagin hangs like the sleeve of wizard

motorbiker1985 · 2020-09-20T13:18:09+00:00

When you throw a salami into a corridor, it doesn't matter how big the salami is.

Finboror · 2020-09-20T17:45:04+00:00

she's probably mixing up centimetres and inches

linuxloner · 2020-09-20T18:07:36+00:00

Who the fuck would fuck her and commit beastiality?

HiramNinja · 2020-09-21T00:54:28+00:00

...a colleague's phrase, "like feeding a tic tac to a whale" comes to mind.

YesImDavid · 2020-09-21T15:39:53+00:00

Ngl I’ve started getting less annoyed by these posts and more of just disappointed for them, like if you’re getting fucked by that many guys how sad is your life?

Legendary_AF · 2020-09-20T01:00:30+00:00

Bet she don't even know how long an inch is 😒

pigtown-blues · 2020-09-20T00:28:30+00:00

Ugh. Chicago broads

thunderstorm-nigg · 2020-09-20T15:40:20+00:00

Guys I've never had sex so can anyone tell me what's an average size that's enough for an average women

Dr_Schitt · 2020-09-20T16:24:44+00:00

You put your left leg in..

TheFoxMaster00 · 2020-09-21T03:43:38+00:00

Idk who told this girl 9 inches was small.

darkadamski1 · 2020-09-21T08:13:48+00:00

Top 1% for size is 8 inch. Girls are delusional with dick size cause guys lie to them about it

RadiantEnvironment96 · 2020-09-21T22:25:25+00:00

Probably takes 6 inches to reach her pussy between those fat filthy saggy ass cheeks. Useless cunt

ManKindisTrash · 2020-09-22T11:11:00+00:00

Another sexist tweet from the same bitch

As if the reason men dance at the club is to pick up ugly fat bitches that inhale food like its air

quiettimegaming · 2020-09-30T13:54:35+00:00

She’s so dumb that shat she doesn’t even realize she exposed herself and her giant gaping hole.

TheMask9980 · 2020-10-03T16:20:49+00:00

Haha get a dildo bitch. Ain’t no normal dick 9 inches

Sept_Tember · 2020-10-09T11:24:55+00:00

she says “i got lightyears between galaxies in my legs”

Bedroomsurfer · 2020-10-12T09:38:34+00:00

It’s like waving a sausage in the Albert Hall

FinalElmaMeme · 2020-10-13T15:35:53+00:00

THERE IS NO COOCHIE, ONLY THE VOID

Mr_NumberOne · 2020-09-20T15:15:58+00:00

She wants a 12incher...I'm not breaking my cock in half for no woman.

bruce3434 · 2020-09-19T22:40:10+00:00

lmao she got a grand canyon going down over there

Daddir · 2020-09-20T03:24:01+00:00

8 inches lost getting past them deep cheeks, she needs to learn how to open her legs better and probably lose some of that gut also.

Mattfass · 2020-09-20T02:13:44+00:00

Well then I’m totally fucked

girnny805 · 2020-09-20T05:13:05+00:00

That bitch is sporting extra crust and tuna.

Porlebeariot · 2020-09-20T06:29:39+00:00

Fucking savage

iLazyAF · 2020-09-20T08:29:22+00:00

Big vagina

retsoPtiH · 2020-09-20T14:56:30+00:00

she only messes with the footshlong 😌

kingofnottingham · 2020-09-20T15:13:19+00:00

She just needs her bearings re packed

xxXMrDarknessXxx · 2020-09-20T16:57:22+00:00

On the other hand, looking at her twitter she seems insightful

LettuceWithBeetroot · 2020-09-20T17:15:49+00:00

Clown's Pocket

Butler-of-Penises · 2020-09-20T18:39:43+00:00

She had to know this wouldn’t go over well... like really? Lol.

johng9329 · 2020-09-20T18:47:01+00:00

She's double bored

StuckInPurgatory39 · 2020-09-21T04:17:10+00:00

Ouch! The cervix is there. If has to end at some point. What's so enjoyable about your cervix being punched?

guy_from_alabama · 2020-09-21T16:42:08+00:00

Imagine having a dick longer than 5.5 inches

A_Sleepy_Axolotl · 2020-09-21T22:20:53+00:00

That’s one big ole’ crag

TheMostBrokenBoy · 2020-09-22T06:01:43+00:00

I don't know who her that 6 inches is 9 inches but it's not.

ManKindisTrash · 2020-09-22T11:07:28+00:00

"Fat and sassy"

Her name actually is "deep dish" lol

BUBBLEstuffed0Reo · 2020-09-23T02:39:17+00:00

No she’s a whore she’s numb

LayneCobain95 · 2020-09-23T11:03:04+00:00

She looks obviously obese, so it’s probably hard to get it down in their over her fat folds and such

PersonifiedCancer · 2020-09-23T15:31:51+00:00

I'd be one happy man if I was packing a nine holy

Dizy_Dino · 2020-09-23T16:57:31+00:00

Im a girl and even I think 9 inches is a pretty good size... I mean I've never had sex but 9 inches seems big.

ehkodiak · 2020-09-24T15:17:07+00:00

I'm pretty sure she doesn't know how to measure in inches...

BullzTrade · 2020-09-24T21:33:45+00:00

FYI I believe she wrote this and later replied with something along the lines of “it’s huge”.

_One_Eyed_King_ · 2020-09-25T18:56:28+00:00

That pussy is so used it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

IzJusMeOG · 2020-09-28T03:04:32+00:00

Ask any gay guy

9" is big. Too big most of the time.

dapugster107 · 2020-09-28T05:02:48+00:00

She got an 8 person flesh tent down there

No_Face113 · 2020-09-28T16:01:53+00:00

She’s got half a ruler inside of her and she says it’s not that big? The fuck?

MamboFloof · 2020-09-28T16:33:46+00:00

Lol it's that's bitch. She's a mess

Podomus · 2020-09-29T01:27:49+00:00

Jesus Christ, what the fuck does she think of my dick then?

Mellowship322 · 2020-09-29T21:14:57+00:00

Not pussypass, again

poonisphart · 2020-09-30T02:27:55+00:00

5 inches is average, 9 inches is like top one percent. This bitch is retarded. Also, your dick size doesn't matter, we are all kings.

dadzoned3 · 2020-10-02T17:16:49+00:00

Home home on the range. Where the big mouth vagina feels strange. Where nothing feels good and you can’t feel your wood!

Mister_Phaeton · 2020-10-03T06:58:29+00:00

If anyone wanna do the deed with this chick, I suggest you take the Tommy Wiseau approach and fuck her belly button.

2020-10-07T18:41:07+00:00

Sorry to break it to you guys but the birth canal is mostly dead, it needs to be to facilitate birth.

DextroShade · 2020-10-08T05:13:23+00:00

Maybe she should go fuck a horse then.

Tyrant_002 · 2020-10-23T04:06:05+00:00

Does this moron know that the vaginal opening is only like 4 inches?

Xelosim · 2020-10-31T19:34:07+00:00

Guess to her it's just like throwing a hot dog into a hallway then..

MLGnapo64 · 2020-11-02T17:59:03+00:00

Happy cake day my man

GunnzzNRoses · 2020-11-10T15:05:09+00:00

she fucked one dude with a 5 incher who said he packing 9 and now she sayin this shit. go back to biology taniqua

life_style_change · 2020-11-11T16:08:43+00:00

We got a loose cannon ova heeeee

devilfury1 · 2020-11-11T18:30:54+00:00

No I wonder...how deep is a girl's pussy be?

Does it have a size term like Breast / Bra Sizes?

I must know......because I am curious..

memes-central · 2020-11-13T21:57:45+00:00

Jesus christ 9 inches would bruise your insides. This bitch be playing with dragon dildos.

vis1606 · 2020-11-14T05:49:39+00:00

Go date horses bitch

deplorableMainer75 · 2020-12-03T02:19:49+00:00

Dayuum he rekt that ass like when Paul Walker rapped his car around a tree at 3:00 am.. did he at least leave her some of her shattered dignity

2021-01-09T00:09:06+00:00

5.5 is average size for a dong. It's not like every single man has a fucking 15 inch dick.

JazzPhobic · 2020-09-20T16:01:26+00:00

She had a follow-up comment saying "it's huge"

This wasn't pussypass schenanigans, this was bait

GravyPasta · 2020-09-20T14:29:18+00:00

Idk why people care so mucj about penis size. If you have a gf but you both go to school you won't get that much sex, if you live togehter and both of you work than I guess once per week but if you are single than why tf would you care about a thing you don't use.

SorryWhatsYourName · 2020-09-19T18:54:01+00:00

22,5cm for non-retards. And holy fuck how is it not big?

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