Hello all, didn't expect to rant but I was just thinking about this and set myself off.
I live in Los Angeles, where constant sunshiny weather around 75F makes it easy for men and women to dress lazily for all occasions, be it flip flops, basketball shorts, and tanks for men or Uggs, yoga pants, and pieces of draped fabric with shreds in it for women.
I recently went on my millionth date from Tinder where the girl shows up with noticeably more weight than in her photos and tries to get away with such flagrant deceit to my intelligence, so after this 20 minute date in my parking garage (where she was to park in my "slut spot", the extra parking space I pay for) where I broke it down to her that it was a mistake to meet because of her lying personality (that she would hide the way she looks to meet a guy) and how she looks like a different girl than in her photos, I decided the following:
We should look at women who show up on dates in yoga pants like a woman would look at a guy who shows up on a date in basketball shorts and flip flops. This cunt didn't even change from her shitty social worker work outfit or shampoo her greasy hair that was shorter than in her photos, and I came out with gators and the expensive jeans/shirt combo calculated to impress. She rolls up in a shitty early 00s Honda SUV and I have a new BMW. The fact that I even question if I'm "better than this bitch" a la Patrice O'Neal makes me wonder why the fuck I'm on Tinder in the first place if it wasn't for the fact I hamster about it being harder to meet girls in LA if you work all day (i.e. less chance for day game, my favorite and best skillset) and don't drink (I don't) and most of the girls are slutty drunk slutty drunks.
What's funny is that she had an 86% body shot in a bikini (I won't see a girl without an unfiltered, full body shot) and her body was slender, gaps between the thighs, proportional B titties... but it was taken before she put on all this weight and aged horribly (she is 27 now, I'm 30, in retrospect she took those photos at 24 latest). I don't really like to skype/video chat with online dated girls beforehand but it might now be necessary with them holding a banana up to their ass for scale. Then she tried to tell me about how she "used to go to raves a lot" but those days are over(TM), to which I rolled my eyes and informed her that she is a ""reformed party girl"" (with the fingered air quotes, you need to remind them how fake their delusion is).
Too long, I did not read: don't let sluts insult your worth by showing up on dates in shitty clothes. Remember that women do nothing to attract men besides offer a chance at their sex whereas men have to "do everything" according to society, which means have money, a career, be smart, be physically fit, be witty, be humorous, be a leader, never show indecision, and more; we should start holding women to higher standards in dating and see what happens.
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