"I learned everything I know about becoming irresistible to women from this Russian gangster named Bad Dima one night before they deported him to Petrograd."

Yatter · 2010-12-10T20:13:00+00:00

"Look like a capitalist, live like a communist, fight like a fascist, and fuck like an anarchist.”

Smeed · 2010-12-10T17:14:17+00:00

I thought I was being trolled when I got to the blowjob part, but it was an entertaining read nonetheless.

executex · 2010-12-10T20:41:09+00:00

I think I read the longest troll blog post ever.

You heard it here first sedditors, BJ for men will make you manly.

christopherness · 2010-12-11T00:51:07+00:00

Tab back over to reddit.

Oh, God! My eyes are burning!

joazito · 2010-12-10T22:14:58+00:00

That is a long list. Let me see if I can bullet it up:

“So the hotter and sweatier you get…”, “The easier it will be for women to smell your future together”
“It is as hard for a woman to have a climax as it is for a man like you to get laid.”
"you simply do a little bit of something amazing just to get the scent in your smoke.”
“The more languages you know, the better,” "You don’t need to go to South America [...] All you need to do is learn a little Spanish.”
“Never brag. Women who smell your smoke will ask all kinds of prying questions, trying to figure out why they are attracted to you. Be humble and aggressive, but also be circumspect. Don’t talk them out of sleeping with you.”
"Caring for and loving a growing human baby."
“Jury duty,” “The more times you sit in judgment over the life and death of another human being, the stronger your genes will smell."
“To gain mastery over nature, " “The zoo is the perfect place to practice staring down wild beasts"
“Men must express their dominance and invincibility."
"Be on the lookout for opportunities to kill people." "assistance with suicides," "volunteer down at the abortion clinic"
"giving another man a blowjob or letting another man give you a blowjob. [...] your genes will get smoking hot.”
"if you make a beautiful woman your friend, but you never, ever sleep with her, she will draw other single women to you like flies to shit."
"always vote. Vote liberal, but buy a handgun. "
"Learn to drive."
"Learn to fly an airplane."
"Never masturbate."
"Always answer your phone."
"Never drink alcohol, unless you drink straight tequila."
"Never smoke."
"Eat pancakes with maple syrup every Sunday."
"Eat black caviar at funerals."
"Don’t ever walk away from a bed of sex unless your partner has also climaxed. Stay there for days if you must."
"Do not fear heat,” “And do not fear cold!”
"most important part,” “Always, always, always be generous. Tip at least 20%. If you can’t afford to tip 20%, then drink beer at home or cook your own food." "Above all else, your body knows when you are being generous and it will pay you back with enough gene smoke to get lesbian grannies wet. It’s not how much money you make – women can always help you make more money – it’s how generously you spend it."
"Look like a capitalist, live like a communist, fight like a fascist, and fuck like an anarchist.”

Sharkoffs · 2010-12-10T21:32:18+00:00

I have a feeling Dima just felt like getting a blowjob lol

project2501a · 2010-12-10T16:46:46+00:00

Tl:dr; Be a fucking man.

Sadly, a forgotten tradition of the past...

2010-12-11T05:54:28+00:00

PUA-friendly version:

AFC meets an AMOG who can always pull HBs without having to sarge or even approach, especially HB10s. AMOG tells him his secrets, mainly the DHV of his manly pheromone scent, and his frame, especially when he F-closes. Teaches him how to get into state by staring at monkeys. Special attention to ASD and why female orgasm is so important. In the end, narrator almost gives him a BJ but gets AA.

2010-12-11T00:38:38+00:00

A great read, though it is, of course, fictional.

fragglemook · 2010-12-11T09:19:45+00:00

I was waiting for a Bel Air ending for most of the story.

dont_get_it · 2010-12-10T21:00:29+00:00

TL:DR; A long winded and over-elaborated parable*

* parable is a polite way of saying 'made-up crock of shit'.

exdiggtwit · 2010-12-10T21:05:14+00:00

Dunno, but up voted for "...get lesbian grannies wet" Always wanted to know how to do that...

Falufalump · 2010-12-11T00:02:36+00:00

Laughed so hard when the story arrived in BJ-ville.

2010-12-11T00:54:57+00:00

You guys will probably also like these other stories:

"How to Get Laid for Zero Dollars and Zero Cents"

http://miraclejones.blogspot.com/2010/10/how-to-get-laid-for-zero-dollars-and.html

and:

"Fear Boys With Dolls"

http://miraclejones.blogspot.com/2010/07/fear-boys-with-dolls-i-didnt-want-to-go.html

ALLroadsleadtoARSON · 2010-12-10T23:09:52+00:00

Nice writing! Notice the lack of ridiculous acronyms and mention of "the Game"?

RogueVert · 2010-12-10T21:39:30+00:00

Great article, it was very good writing, a far cry from the usual "scholarly" tone of many writings on seduction. I think I'm going to try some of this shit out and see if it works, but to be honest I'm guessing that your belief in the power of this stuff (and thus your belief in yourself) is what works best.

truthiness79 · 2010-12-11T04:20:22+00:00

Look like a capitalist, live like a communist, fight like a fascist, and fuck like an anarchist.”

awesome line.

ctoph · 2010-12-10T20:28:23+00:00

Look like a capitalist, live like a communist, fight like a fascist, and fuck like an anarchist.”

ClockStruckTwelve · 2010-12-10T22:46:13+00:00

Whether this is real or not I don't know but the quote: "Look like a capitalist, live like a communist, fight like a fascist, and fuck like an anarchist.” is true.

Thumperings · 2010-12-12T20:19:03+00:00

“They say there are only two stories in the world,” said Bad Dima, holding up two fingers. “One is the long journey of the young person who leaves town to find a mate. The other is the story of the dangerous stranger who comes to town and fucks everything up. The truth is that these are the same story, considered from two different viewpoints.”

fantastic

2010-12-10T18:59:18+00:00

It's so true.

Title	"I learned everything I know about becoming irresistible to women from this Russian gangster named Bad Dima one night before they deported him to Petrograd."
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	122
Comments	46
Date	December 10, 2010 4:05 PM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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