Pretty interesting April Fools. I met two separate girls on OKC. Chance had them interested in hanging out on the same day. I met the first one downtown, and planned to meet the second one later, with things still vague enough to back out if the first date went well.

Of course with online dating, the pics don't always match the person. She was kind of cute, but I wasn't interested. Regardless, I made a date out of it. We walked around, looking for a place to eat lunch. We browsed a farmer's market and sat in a park. I made sure to bounce around a lot and have mini-dates. I told stories, and let them drop if I lost her interest or got distracted. I maintained mystery and didn't volunteer any information. I could have escalated kino, but I didn't because I wasn't interested. I never thought I'd be using kino in this direction, but it helped keep her in the friend zone. I bought her lunch and I still had a great time with her, but I'm more selective than that, amiright? The value of this date was how it affected me for date #2.

I showed up at this girl's apartment in an amazing mood. Luckily, this girl's pics didn't do her justice. She had the most AMAZING tits and a perfect body, I had to stop myself from staring. I was already primed and in state from date #1, I felt so confident to just embrace her, say hello, and kiss her on the cheek. The conversation and kino flowed sooooo smooth. Even more, she had a guitar I could easily pick up and play while we talked. It was so casual and so fun, like we'd known each other all along. The hilarity of the situation is that she had just broke her ankle and was in a cast and crutches, easy to poke fun. There were moments in the conversation that helped to keep the frame sexual, too. For instance, she said her dress kept falling while she moved on her crutches. I just made a simple 'Ooooo,' sound.

Despite her cast, I took her to the park, the park ranger was fucking awesome, thumbs up and laughing, lol. I got some kino in the car, we looked at each other's calloused hands from our hobbies. It was easy to escalate kino when we were on the ground in the park. She had her legs extended out in front of her, and I sat kind of perpendicular to her and stretched my supporting hand over her legs so we were kind of torso to torso, as I leaned over her legs, while I had my face turned away from her.

Things were going so well, she was already resting her head on my shoulder, she started it. My supporting hand was close enough to her leg, I could extend my thumb up to her thigh and touch her very lightly, very nonchalant. When the conversation would peak to a point where it was obvious we were digging each other, I would touch her, turn my head to face her, lock eyes, look at her lips, and build up the tension.

I brought my netbook and some Ray LaMontagne was playing. We talked more bullshit until I turned my head again, and she surprised me by having her face so fucking close to mine. Obviously she wanted a kiss. It was short, sweet, romantic, even the music matched up with Ray singing 'Kiss me, lalalala.' The nail was in the coffin with this one. We made out more, on occasion, and she offered for me to come back to her place to watch a movie and have some dinner. I know what that means.

We laid on her couch, things were comfortable. I smelled her hair, snuggled her neck, as I made sure to mention I was a snuggle bunny. I held off on escalation, I mentioned in the park I wanted to take things slow, which was half-true. She couldn't help herself, though. I reciprocated and escalated just a little past her advances, but I made us finish the movie because I fucking love Steve Martin. Roll credits.

I got on my knees in front of the couch, so I was hovering over her, instead of laying on top for fear of messing with her leg. This was actually a pretty interesting position, it allowed my hands to roam and I could kiss her at will. Boy oh boy, did my hands roam...amazing tits. It was also the perfect position to caveman and scoop her up and take her to her bed. First time I've done that because I'm only 130lbs, and it worked out great because we didn't have to worry about crutches. It's all in the legs. Made it to the bed, no LMR, like bunnies.

I should say guys, right now I'm unemployed and live with my parents. Nothing can hold you back as long as you stay positive and your mind is in the right place. The park cost $2 to get in, which I was happy to pay.

tl;dr First date really helped my game for second date, though I wasn't interested in the first girl. Despite the second girl being in crutches, we had an amazing time and being in state really sealed the deal.