Are there correct and incorrect answers to "what's up" while texting/chatting?

unoriginalsin · 2011-08-18T13:40:32+00:00

"Just finishing up my time machine. Wanna go do something yesterday?"

synapticimpact · 2011-08-18T10:45:58+00:00

1 incorrect answer: "Not much."

RedErin · 2011-08-18T13:33:24+00:00

"Nothing" is incorrect.

Say something funny that's obviously not true.

"Can't text right now, I'm in the middle of a bank heist. By the way, how fast does your car go? I might need you here in a few."

irrelevant_spiderman · 2011-08-18T13:54:10+00:00

Well an incorrect answer is: "sleeping with your mom, you?"

ShamwowTseDung · 2011-08-18T16:00:46+00:00

"Certainly not my penis, come fix it."

892032 · 2011-08-18T08:43:09+00:00

I would like to know this as well. I hate when people say that unless it's clearly warranted because it's so vague. I never really know what they want to hear.

testmypatience · 2011-08-19T06:32:55+00:00

"Masturbating furiously"... I have gotten many laughs out of this

2011-08-19T20:04:47+00:00

I have always wanted to use, "my dick if you rub it". But I have no clue how it will turn out. Depends on the girl?

bangthemermaid · 2011-08-19T12:07:18+00:00

"teen pregnancy rates"

that's from a cyanide and happiness comic with dave the downer...if she recognizes it, she's a keeper. :)

2011-08-19T15:09:29+00:00

In general, you want to avoid answering the question if you're still in the beginning stages of your relationship.

My general template; <Insert funny but obviously not true statement about what I'm doing>. What's up?

iMiXiMi · 2011-08-18T20:58:24+00:00

The sky.

Title	Are there correct and incorrect answers to "what's up" while texting/chatting?
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Date	August 18, 2011 7:59 AM UTC (14 years ago)
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Comments

1 incorrect answer: "Not much."