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[–]extraperson198860 points 11 years ago [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link
Lol. Everything seemed good to me until I read "show me what you got American boy." Okay. /r/thathappened
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 11 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
duh herro white boy lets hev duh sec
[–]forceuser 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
my name uh buk lau
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how you doin tooday mudafuka
[–]forceuser 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
i need tu talk to someboooooooody
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
who can speek da chineese
[–]zortor 15 points16 points17 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i was thinking the same, but even american asian girls can be like that. Black girls too, they like to remind you you're white.
[–]innitgrand 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To me that wasn't the teller. For me it was the dry spell on tinder and suddenly 10 matches, 2 of them directly down to fuck an American in Berlin. Americans aren't very popular in Europe anyway and suddenly just because of a change in attitude the Tinder hits start pouring in? Tinder is pretty consistent over a time period. Sure you might suddenly get 2 or 3 matches but 10 matches in one night after none for 3 weeks? Attitude can't change pictures.
[–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 11 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
This sounds like it was written by a virgin teenager. Stories like this will be believed by virgin teenagers who read it and then they will try to emulate your tactics. Now we see why people actually say retarded shit like this that never works and only makes you creepy as fuck. I'm guessing your end game is to fuck with the people who read this sub who are already desperate given that they came here for advice, because that gives you satisfaction in some weird way? Knowing that you've ruined some peoples chances of getting laid makes you feel better for not getting any ass?
[–]ggl 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OP trying to see if his stories will sell so he can write the next 50 shades of grey.
For real though, OP needs to sound less like a douche and then I'll believe a little bit of what he wrote.
[–]SupALupRT 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I don't know...I've said some pretty hardcore stuff that was received well and done some pretty hard core shit. I think the whole confidence is key thing is for real. There are literally 343242342 guys who will "play it safe" what is exciting about that? Girls want to feel like they're in a movie. Sometimes a porno.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There's a miles wide border between confidence and saying "hey baby, want your pussy eaten like no man ever has before?"
[–]ekmanch 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sounds both gross and funny at the same time. I have no idea what kind of person would take this seriously if they got this message on their phone.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nobody would. Because this is a teenage virgins fantasy/fiction.
[–]throwawaycomeback1231 points 11 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
OP deleted his account, so he might've been lying, but I also had sex with 3 different women in a 24 hour period. I wasn't aiming for such a "record", but it worked out that way.
My story happened last year so the details are a little hazy, but basically it's this:
1) I visit with a girl at her place - whom I had an OKCupid first-date & F-close with a few days before, on a Friday evening, and we have a couple sessions.
2) I come to my apartment that night and a girl I had offered a place to stay called me in the middle of the night to ask if she could say over. Her apartment was a much further distance away and needed to be up early the next morning for a special program (I won't get into what program specifically). We had been flirting/friendly for a while. I reminded her she was under no obligation to do anything with me. She said "I know" and proceeded to do nice things.
3) I had a first date via OKCupid with a different girl (#3) scheduled that Saturday afternoon. I clean up my apartment after girl #2 leaves early, change the sheets, etc. You know, just in case. Date with girl #3 goes very well, and in just a couple hours after the start of the date, she's at my place.
So, there it is. Girl #3 becomes a very fun fuck buddy for several months; I sleep with #2 a couple times after that, and just becomes a friend who invites me to hang out platonically; and #1 actually becomes a very close platonic friend (believe it or not) whom I spend a lot of free time with hanging out with, because we mesh so well. I would have to say that girl #1 is probably my best friend for the past year or so.
tldr; OKCupid is the real MVP.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fucking 3 girls in a 24 hour window isn't what makes this unbelievable. It's the manner of the writing and the way he claims it occurred.
[–]CHNchilla 12 points13 points14 points 11 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
confidence > $
If you're comfortable in your own skin, direct, and aren't afraid to escalate, it doesn't matter if you have money or not. Nice FR OP
[–]Blue_Clouds 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I want to hear a story where someone got laid because they are rich.
[–]CHNchilla 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Don't get me wrong, you still need some modicum of social skills. But reality remains that money and status are typically linked, and there are girls out there that exclusively look for those things.
It's all just dependent on the kind of places you frequent though.
[–]Blue_Clouds 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The cool rich guys often have something else besides their money going for them. The guy who told this story could be rich for all I know, and he learned all social skills through spending money. Where are stories where a guy is just rich and generally complete doofus and still all the girls chase him.
[–]CHNchilla 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The cool rich guys often have something else besides their money going for them
Like what? Ambition perhaps? Competitiveness? Hating failure? Confidence because of their financial success?
You don't innately learn social skills by spending money. Sure, you may be in a position where you can go out to bar/club situations more often but that doesn't automatically preclude game/social skills. And there very well may be occasions where rich doofuses get chicks, but so what? I've personally had nights where I've pulled girls from guys who were buying them drinks.
Your bank account can help, but its more important to be exciting and confident
[–]Blue_Clouds 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't disagree.
Go to the cinema.
To watch Cinderella?
Even that is a fairytaile.
[–]longrege 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dan Bilzerian
[–]SpaceRapist 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Unless you are living in Russia. Here only money matters. Source: my experience and the experience of hundreds of thousands of russian young boys.
[–]CHNchilla 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well, what kind of bars/clubs so you frequent? (Assuming that's where you go to pick up girls)
[–]SpaceRapist 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't frequent bars and clubs at the moment. Since I moved to Russia, I weren't able to. In the beginning I had no money and nowadays I have no time.
So I try to pick up girls on the internet or on the streets. I've talked to literally thousands of girls on the internet and around a hundred on the streets since I came here a year ago. It just doesn't work here, mate. People in Russia are generally poor and neurotic, and they don't know how to enjoy life. They are poor and neurotic because they were raised by poor and neurotic parents. It's a vicious cycle that brings us to a situation where a russian guy can't get sex no matter what he does. If you haven't been to Russia you might find it hard to believe but this is the truth. A few months back when I had some free time and some cash to spend I asked my dad to give me his car for a few days. After that I completely lost faith in russian women.
Women here don't need a guy. They don't want to have sex and feel nice, they don't wanna have fun. They need a provider. If you let them know you've got money, they're all yours.
If you have any more questions, ask. I'm currently slipping into grim despair so it'd be fun to chat with someone.
EDIT: P.S.
I think its important to add. I'm caucasian, 24, pretty good looking. Pickup mastery comes to me naturally, I've never read any pickup books or courses or anything. Problem is women here in Russia don't even let me get close to them so I never get the chance to apply my charm. It's crazy, I don't know what to do.
[–]SpaceRapist -1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is funny and scary at the same time that most of my succesful pickups in Russia were done when I had something (money) to offer.
Nobody here wants me because I'm cool, sexy, have a high libido, smart, reliable, active, do sports, intelligent. Its horrible. I get to see what happens to someone in this country when he's stripped of money. He becomes kinda invisible to them. It's like if cash radiated heat, and women were seing in infrared.
[–]wunderwaxel 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A little thing about tinder, in germany tinder is not the go to app for dating. If you travel to germany try lovoo. It is basically the same as tinder but a lot more popular here.
[–]pirateOfTheCaribbean 8 points9 points10 points 11 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Its amazing how much Tinder has changed the game. Good pull.
[–]zortor 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The app may as well be called DTF? imo
[–]Skip_Azzi 6 points7 points8 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tinder has changed the online dating game forever. Online dating used to be creepy and sketchy, now it is installed on over 1 billion phones worldwide!!
[–]TheJasonSensation -1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is it that great? I actually run out of matches on the thing. I invested hours into it and only ever got one date from it that was not DTF at all. Deleted it like half a year ago.
[–]pirateOfTheCaribbean 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It really is a big city kind of thing. In a city like Berlin you could clean up.
[–]TheJasonSensation 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I live in Columbus, and while Columbus itself isn't that big, Ohio State University is right here. It is like the biggest university in the country. I'm 24 btw.
[–]Steadzz 12 points13 points14 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well played Sir
[–]MeatTenderizer 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hmm, guess I'll have to try this approach.
P.S. KPTN. is a pretty cool place.
[–]Skip_Azzi 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are you living in Berlin? KPTN is my go to bar
[–]MeatTenderizer 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. I live close by as well, so I guess we're practically neighbors.
[–]H-Resin 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
KPTN is tight. Can't wait to get back this summer and do some serious bar hopping. There's another bar not far from there that has a really cool 2nd story lounge spot....wish I could remember the name!
Also - if you like hash and jazz, Art Liners is tight. Also in F-hain
[–]Ylts 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rules 1 and 2
[–]Vallarta21 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Such a fake story.
[–]SpaceRapist 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great story OP. Ur da man.
[–]TheOriginalOPgansta 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A tip of the cap to you sir!
[–]warpus 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Okay so.. tinder.. How do I get started? (honest question)
[–]ntc2e 7 points8 points9 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
don't take it seriously. say stupid shit that will make YOU laugh, and if they respond and are funny or play along, that's the type I go for. check out /r/tinder for some funny posts to get the juices flowing. don't copy shit from there all the time just look at them as pointers.
also have a funny yet original bio. a decent amount of the girls I match with message me first because i have a funny bio. obviously have good pictures and such but there is a weekly thread to get your bio reviewed. hope it helps.
[–]Skip_Azzi 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
good tinder advice
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't listen to fake stories on the internet
[–]warpus 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But that's basically what my whole life revolves around.
It's a smartphone app. Just make sure you're aesthetically pleasing or your morale will be mercilessly crushed... figuratively by the lack of hot girls you match with and literally by the whales which you do match with.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Game, set, match - american boyyeee!
[–]mostlyidontcare 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
As somebody living in Germany - 50ct is too cheap for a beer, you probably got one of the not so good ones (there's also really cheap ones for 25-33ct). It probably still tastes better than american beer but you should go for the ones close to 1 euro.
Nevertheless, well done!
[–]SirLeepsALot 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
American beer scene is really turning into something cool. I wouldn't be so quick to knock it. Of course, I've never been to Germany so I'm sure we still have a way to go.
[–]mostlyidontcare 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well we're quite proud of our beer, but I haven't tasted american yet, but a lot of people say it tastes too close to water.
Also the german beer purity law is the oldest food law as far as I know. Oh well, we love our beer!
That's mass produced stuff like corona and bud light. The real deal now is in the craft brewing scene
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
because Berlin bitches care for good beer. yeah right.
[–]Radagascar1 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I died laughing at the part about the wine from Montefalco. Prefect transition.
[–]Fxs 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone got the TL;DR?
[–]HiltonSouth 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck is this shit. Was this written by an orangutan?
[–]Nenananas 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Upvote for title
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pure domination. Keep it up man great fr.
[–]seemetouchme -2 points-1 points0 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everyone know's Asians cry when they have sex so I am sure you were "murdering" that pussy :p. Haha good story man was enjoyable read
[–]whattomybh -5 points-4 points-3 points 11 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
This is gonna sound dickish no matter how i phrase it but this was the first thought that popped into my head:
Arent you technically telling us how not giving a fuck is awesome. If you were showing us you would be like taking a go pro on your sexploits with you.... which im sure we'd be like... totally fine with.
Edit: typical people can't take a joke -_-
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