[FR] Don't Forget Your Condoms

FrozenFirebat · 2015-06-25T19:07:09+00:00

“Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have.” - Franz Kafka

cruisecondomthrowawa · 2015-06-26T06:54:11+00:00

Okay so I created this account just to tell you this: Cruise ships have condoms at the front desk/concierge that is open 24 hours a day.

If you'd like to know how I found this out, storytime of how I lost the second ½ of my ½-virginity:

It was the last night of a two week cruise and I was sitting at a table in the night club with my friend. There were very few girls on the cruise, and most of them were surrounded by 3-5 guys, all trying very hard. It's not my style to directly compete like that, so I was just laying low. My friend on the other hand, had been trying to get this cute irish girl, but he had given up, and he now sat there dejected complaining that this "douche bag" guy was going to get her.

I felt bad for him and looked across the room at the girl, and her and I met eyes. I remember sitting there spinning a wine glass around on the table just chatting with him, while eye-fucking the shit out of the girl. So I ask my friend, would he mind if I tried, at least maybe I can stop her from hooking up with that other guy. My friend was excited because he despised the other guy (and it's not like he was in love with her or anything). So after continued glances with the girl I decide that I am going to make a move. She is sitting there surrounded by 4 guys in a circle, all of them trying to flirt with her, buying her drinks, etc.

I tell my friend my plan and then I walk across the room directly to her. I smile, then lean over and whisper into her ear, "you want to get out of here?" She says "yes" and just stands up out of her chair and begins to gather her things. At this point, all of the guys around her also stand up and are like WTF!? who the fuck is this guy and what is going on? They are incredulous, here they are having spent the last 2 weeks working on this and now she is leaving with some guy they have never even seen. Her and I start walking towards the elevator and two of the guys actually follow us, shell-shocked and just refusing to give up. I play it cool and act slightly annoyed to her that they are there, while she shoos them away.

We go directly to my room and just start making out. I remember she was wearing a black leather skirt that was pretty hot. As a 16 year old, I was very methodical about foreplay because that's pretty much all there had been up until then. I had kind of had sex with a girl a couple weeks before (stuck it in for a little), but I didn't count it and sex was definitely not the norm for me yet. So, I progress through the stages, first making out, then fingering her and as we start to move on I don't know what else to say so I ask "Are you a virgin?" and she replies "yes." Dejected a bit, I hesitate for a second and then say "you want to fuck?" and she replies "yes" just the same. I hesitate again because that had never happened before and just keep making out with her.

Luckily I was a horny 16 year-old-boy and so I had brought a stash of condoms with me. Unfortunately, it was the last night of the cruise, and as anyone who has been on a cruise before knows, on the last night of the cruise you put your bags outside the room and they take them down to be delivered to you when you get off the ship. The last thing on my mind when I was walking into my room earlier, was whether or not my bag was at the door. So I tell her to hold on while I check to to see if my bag is there so I can get a condom. I go to the door and slowly open it, but of course my bags are gone. I had been on the cruise with a large group of other families and my siblings so I begin to call around on the phone. First I call my friend's room, he doesn't pick up. Then I decide to call my brother's room, but my sister picks up. I ask if my brother is there and she says no, and then I say "okay thanks" and begin to hang up, but she asks, "why?" At this point, I have the girl sitting next to me on the bed ready to go and I am desperate so I sheepishly ask, "do... you have any condoms?" and my sister says "no ahh whhhhh" and I just slammed the phone down quickly.

This is where things get kind of crazy. I decide that I am going to run for it, to try and find one downstairs and bring it back. I have this girl sitting on my bed, a virgin, who has decided to loose her virginity to me, a guy she just met on a cruise, and who has probably spoken less words to her in total, than there are words in this post so far. I turn on the tv, put it to a channel she likes and say, "I'll be right back."

I remember I had sandals on and so I walked 2 or 3 doors down then immediately picked them up and sprinted faster than I have ever run before, down the hall, literally jumping down entire flights of stairs to get to the night club. I arrive huffing and puffing, like some sex-crazed maniac, asking every guy I see if they have a condom. I am having no luck and someone says that there is a 24-hour shop on the ship somewhere that probably has them, so I run out of the club, but I had no clue where I was running to. I am kind of freaking out, worried that this girl will change her mind (which I probably would have done if I were her). So I run by the front desk of the ship and there is this chill-looking guy working there. As I catch my breath, I ask him if there is some sort of 24-hour store etc where I can buy "things," being kind of embarrassingly vague. He senses what I am talking about says, "don't worry, I got you man" and he starts fiddling around the drawers until he finds them and then slides the condoms across the counter. I finally look him in the eye and say a very gracious thank you, and grab them and bolt. I head back to my room, taking the stairs 4 and 5 steps at a time, bumping into the walls, pulling myself forward with the hand rails around the curves, and full on finish-line sprinting towards my door. About 3 or 4 rooms before I get there, I slow down, put my shoes back on and try to catch my breath as I wipe the sweat beads off my forehead.

Now is the moment of truth, I get to my door and slide my key in. It seems like it takes forever to unlock. And then, I slowly open the door and see the bed empty, and my heart drops, but then when it opens all the way, I see she switched beds to see the TV better. She didn't leave! Hah! I was so relieved she was there and had such an adrenal rush that I was not nervous at all now. The sex was amazing, even for our first times (well, my ½-virginity). She did bleed a bit, but didn't seem to be in that much pain and we did it for a while. When we were done we went up to the roof deck and looked out on the scenery for a while and made-out some more. As the sun was coming up, I walked her to her room and we said goodbye. We exchanged emails (this was a long time ago before facebook or viber type messengers), and that was that. But, the next morning I was in the airport at my gate, and there were these big glass walls dividing the airport sections, with a walkway between them. I look up, and lo-and-behold, there she is, with her blonde hair and green eyes, also standing with her family. We catch each others eyes again and sort of wave at each other and just smile knowingly. I never saw or heard from her again, but I'll never forget her.

And that is how I know they have condoms at the front desk...

pua_migos · 2015-06-25T19:58:02+00:00

I woulda gave her da sushi

wotsitsaredelicious · 2015-06-25T22:18:32+00:00

Man, this happened to me a few weeks ago. Went to meet my friend who was playing in his band, had absolutely no intention of pulling anyone that night. Long story short, we ended up in the only pub in my town that doesn't have a bloody jonny machine on the damn wall. I'm sure I shed a tear when I saw that. Still went home with her in the hope she had some condoms. She didn't. But hey, everything happens for a reason. Had the best foreplay of my life with that girl.

DrinkWorkWriteRepeat · 2015-06-25T20:12:30+00:00

Ha lost my V card on a cruise ship. Had one very old condom in my wallet by shear chance. Always bring more than 1!

frozenGrizzly · 2015-06-25T20:57:05+00:00

Could've fingered her and had her give you a bj or something instead.

ajs02f · 2015-06-25T19:06:08+00:00

Grow a pair next time and just slip it in without one. You only live once.

TITTIES_N_UNICORNS · 2015-06-25T19:00:25+00:00

Great TLDR

Kraz_I · 2015-06-25T20:41:19+00:00

So just do some heavy petting and/or oral? Kids these days are so spoiled...

Title	[FR] Don't Forget Your Condoms
Author	CentralValleyAsian
Upvotes	49
Comments	25
Date	June 25, 2015 4:11 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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