5 ways picking up girls is like a video game

RespondsWithImprov · 2016-11-14T23:03:08+00:00

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RespondsWithImprov · 2016-11-15T03:59:43+00:00

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EnzoGold · 2016-11-15T08:01:59+00:00

This is honestly life changing.

JOEYBLUNTZUSA · 2016-11-15T08:53:09+00:00

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I dare you to get a drink with me tonight
[a dank meme or funny picture]
You going to come for cocktails tonight or will you chicken out cos you’re afraid we’ll fall in love if you meet me in person? ;-)
Can I be honest with you? [Credit: RSD Julien — this triggers so much curiosity it often gets girls texting back in literal seconds]
I’m going to XYZ Event tonight, you can come but only if you promise not to embarrass me in front of my friends
Let’s meet up before we both forget how attractive the other one is ;-) [Credit: RSD Todd]

These are all terrible and cringy.

MikeHaines · 2016-11-14T23:39:03+00:00

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gtrman571 · 2016-11-15T17:54:02+00:00

Can I be honest with you?

Cool but what the hell do you say after that?

Principatus · 2016-11-14T23:37:57+00:00

This is great. Practice makes perfect! The less you focus on results and the more fun you have doing it, the better results you get. I like this.

Xayv · 2016-11-15T04:06:11+00:00

Funny, I always used to describe PU as a game too (well they do call it the game after all :)). Especially to dudes who try it once, fail, and then go online to vent about how it's all BS/I'm too short/I'm too ugly.

Like ok bro, you'll wipe a WoW raid 100 times or get your ass handed to you in LoL and keep going but you won't talk to 1 more girl? lol

MikeHaines · 2016-11-15T09:54:01+00:00

Thank you so much for putting it up. Props to you mate. Cheers.

Made my engineering class more interesting...

Aydrean · 2016-11-15T04:10:54+00:00

What's your cheat sheet for humor?

I can usually get some giggles and have a somewhat pleasant conversation but I can never get into a riveting conversation. Any advice?

lazygonseddit · 2016-11-15T05:22:24+00:00

Everyone always made fun of me for playing Super Smash Bros. After this article I finally have a pay off for all that smashing.

spartan1337 · 2016-11-15T11:45:07+00:00

Good stuff, i liked the bf destroyer, have an upboat, i would be interested in learning more from your cheat sheet.

MikeHaines · 2016-11-15T14:59:46+00:00

It's a good mindset, but none of this is CONCRETE. But life being a simulation is more a philosophical argument then an absolute one.

2016-11-15T21:40:24+00:00

Very, very solid post with a lot of stuff that I'd never thought about before. 10/10

2016-11-18T01:45:19+00:00

Why did you delete it? REEE

NewbieCasanova · 2016-11-21T04:04:36+00:00

Why was this post removed?

Aeon199 · 2016-11-15T05:53:25+00:00

Meh.

Look good enough, have a decent job and full independence, have a social circle, have social skills. That's what you need to have any success. Without any one of those, you can expect nothing.

Why not just keep it short and sweet like this?

Title	5 ways picking up girls is like a video game
Author	MikeHaines
Upvotes	179
Comments	41
Date	November 14, 2016 4:08 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/5cwp3k/5_ways_picking_up_girls_is_like_a_video_game/
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