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If a dolphin can bag a 10/10 baddie, so can you. Believe in yourself kings! ☝️

ElderberryEasy8866

January 31, 2024
62 upvotes
/r/seduction

https://cvltnation.com/the-woman-who-talked-to-and-dated-a-dolphin/

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Title If a dolphin can bag a 10/10 baddie, so can you. Believe in yourself kings! ☝️
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ElderberryEasy8866

Upvotes 62
Comments 42
Date January 31, 2024 2:26 AM UTC
(2 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/1af6qkm/if_a_dolphin_can_bag_a_1010_baddie_so_can_you/
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/r/seduction/if-a-dolphin-can-bag-a-1010-baddie-so-can-you.1427887
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[–]DismalArticle4216 55 points56 points57 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Even dolphin got more game than me, I’m so cooked 😂😂

[–]Love_JWZ 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Get smooth like a dolphin

[–]Charming_Sport_6197 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah how are German shepards and Dolphins outplayin me they cant even talk or turn a doorknob. Time tomgive up lol

[–]DemondWolf 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

lol

[–]connor42 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Fucking NFL players, always getting the girl

[–]Chow5789 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is funny shit post in my mind 😂😭

[–]DisagreeableCat-23 30 points31 points32 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Are you insane

[–]ElderberryEasy8866[S] 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

No

[–]Rogitus 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Why bro

[–]chronicideas 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The dolphin has more empathy and playfulness than half the people on this sub

[–]vitamin-cheese 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Didn’t you know, dolphins are masters of seduction https://youtu.be/WluLdcv5RXM?si=qHvtrPdVgAHRnSzP

https://nypost.com/video/hapless-tourist-gets-humped-by-frisky-dolphin/

[–]No-Substance-4475 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

So long and thanks for all the fish

[–]HatchetXL 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Good ol Douglas Adams. Brilliantly creative mind.

[–]4SHO710 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

That’s a 10/10 baddie huh? How about with the mental problems she clearly has?

[–]ElderberryEasy8866[S] 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

lol cope, just cause the dolphin probably has a bigger dick than u doesn’t give u any excuses.

[–]4SHO710 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Yeah so does a whale…what’s your point?

[–]ElderberryEasy8866[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]KingOnixTheThird 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

That’s a 10/10 baddie huh?

If she grew out her hair and didn't cut it like a boys, she'd be a solid 7 at least. Clearly above average looking.

[–]ElderberryEasy8866[S] 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The dolphin was bisexual, the short hair was just the cherry on top.

[–]4SHO710 -1 points0 points1 point 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah and if she didn’t have mental problems she’d be marriage material, right? We can play this game all day

[–]MorrowPolo 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She didn't have mental problems. She was not actually having sex with the dolphin. She was the sole caretaker of the dolphin while trying to teach it English. The lessons kept getting interrupted because he would want to be switched to the female tank. Since she had no help it took a loooong time. So, eventually, she just started servicing the animal. I don't remember how, but I know it wasn't with her vagina.

Eventually, the experiment failed. The dolphins were transferred to too small tanks out of her care where there wasn't enough sunlight, and they died. It's actually pretty sad. But that's what happens when the people in charge are all tripping on acid and ketamine.

[–]4SHO710 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So she didn’t originally have mental problems…but then she started dropping acid and ketamine around when she started servicing the dolphin.

So she has mental problems

[–]HoneySquash 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

This sub is getting dumber by the day. I'm starting to realise that most of the useful info is maybe in about a dozen posts and pretty much everything else is redundant.

[–]Independent-Value-72 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Help me find those "dozen" posts please!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

He was in a secluded place and your point is invalid, cause it takes hella discipline and confidence in yourself to believe you can talk without being attacked .

[–]ElderberryEasy8866[S] 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Wtf ru on about

[–]Independent-Value-72 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

He's talking about the diversified experience in the middle class and then I will be able to do it in the evening.

[–]ElderberryEasy8866[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Ah I see now, when you look at the dolphin the pinnacle of human evolution will be retained in the cerebral cortex. When the time comes we will behold a granule fixture.

[–]adyuma 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Nah this one was my favorite retinoid by far but come winter I will hitchike full spectrum into the oblivious accord.

[–]SgtSplacker 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Musta been alot of fun for the dolphin.

[–]PuzzleheadedPound712 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

But she had to leave him once the study was over and the poor little guy died of a broken heart….

[–]Dolphinfucker5000 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I just bag the dolphin instead.

[–]HatchetXL 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You misspelt bang

[–]Phantom-Renegade 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

They got that prehensile D tho

[–]basedkuuk123456 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If that guy can bag that dolphin so can I

[–]OCDisaBruhMoment 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Sex

[–]FurioGiuntaa 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That dolphin committed suicide. What a wild story!

[–]BritishBatman 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You can’t be a 10/10 and date a dolphin

[–]BigVisual5833 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

nah

[–]engimemer 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This has got some "The Deep" from the Boys vibes to it.

[–]MadonatorxD 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

A dolphin is a big sized dildo. I am not.

[–]Final-Translator-276 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Had to be a white chick

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