This post is an update to my funny "auction" situation, if you haven't read it you can here: https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/8lt7mv/turned_a_work_conversation_into_an_auction/

Anyway, to those that read my post , heres the update, and its completely fucked, like straight out of a movie.

So the next day(Thursday), I get to work and I hide from both of them in a little conference room, while I figure how to work this thing out. I stayed there pretty much all day but around 3:30 I had to go to my desk to grab some stuff I needed. I texted my buddy to see if the coast is clear and he replied with "Yeah bro, I think they both went home actually". So I went to my desk, and sat down, believe that they actually went home ffs, my dumbass should of went back to the conference room. Out of nowhere, Amy runs up to my desk, grabs my hand and says

Amy: "Come I wanna show you something",

Me: "Uh okay, I dont have a lot of time but sure" (I tired to keep the interaction to minimal as possible)

Amy leads me to a different part of the office where there are a lot of empty cubicles (new part of the office, was renovated and unused yet, on the same floor thought!)

Amy basically confessed that she had a big crush on me for a while

THEN LEADS ME INTO the single handicapped washroom

At this point idk wtf is happening so I go along with it, in the heat of the moment, and IM STILL AT WORK BUT THAT DOESN'T REGISTER IN MY HEAD, I think it was because Amy was hella fine chick and I didn't think about NOT doing it at all.

Lets just say things get heated and I smash, and 10 min in, I get a text on my phone by the sink, looking over her shoulder while doing doggy, I see my buddy text me " Alex is looking for you bro, I told her that you went with Amy somewhere real quick and that you should be right back"

Honestly I got mad at him because he should of just said "Idk where he is" but he goofed

ALLL THE FUCKING SUDDEN ALEX HEARS AMY'S MOANING AND BURSTS THROUGH THE FUCKING DOOR, I FORGOT TO LOCK IT.

THEN IT WAS UFC 300,

Alex got so heated that she called Amy a "skank", "hoe" etc, while screaming it, pulled her hair and pushed her, then Amy fought back, these girls were being loud as hell so I tried to break them up, but then MY BOSS COMES AROUND AND SEES AMY ASS NAKED, WHILE IM IN MY BOXERS TRYING TO GET ALEX OF AMY, WHILE ALEX IS PULLING AMYS HAIR LIKE ROPE.

This commotion was so loud that at one moment it was just me, Amy, and Alex, then the boss came, then like 10 other people showed up, within seconds , Security had to break them up, while Amy was still butt naked,

I was so embarrassed that I just went back to my desk. 10 min later, my boss calls me into his office, I knew I was gonna get fired, so I told him the whole story, truthfully. I thought he was an uptight prick, but he completely surprised me. He told me that he remembers what it was like being my age, and how he was crazy about girls (Im 21 btw) and that you "gotta have fun, but not at work". So he suspended me for 3 weeks, and told me that Im on very thin ice.

Im still gonna try to hangout with Alex LOLOL, gonna see what she says.

WHAT A DAY LADS, WHAT A DAY