Best guide on how to eat pussy...PERIOD

RedditTipiak · 2018-08-16T14:10:13+00:00

please don't use "eat pussy" and "period" in the same sentence :o

stilettonyc · 2018-08-16T13:42:56+00:00

First a man has to find the clit. I can't tell you how many men think they know where it is but are often off the mark. If you need her to show you, tell the girl you want to watch her play with her vibrator. If you want to get really creative, tell the girl you are Indiana Jones searching for the Holy Grail. This will get a laugh. Laughter releases endorphins that take away stress and pain.

Second, communication. Every woman is different. Ask her how she likes it. I was a swinger at one point and practiced on a friend of mine. I performed oral sex on her every week, the way I would want it done to me but it turns out she like it bit rougher. Best to go gentle into this good night unless you ask. The best way to ask is whisper in her ear during foreplay, " how do you like your pussy licked?"

Foreplay is key. Kissing is extremely important. A man has to master that first. There are so many bad kissers out there. For the love of God, dont slobber all over her body.

Don't ever brag about your skills. If you do I assume you suck at it.

Don't keep asking, "does this feel good?"

Dont put pressure on a woman to cum. Every woman is built differently - some cum at the stroke of a finger and some dont cum at all. Just enjoy giving her pleasure.

Your tongue is not a seamonster so dont use it like one. Although a little variety direction and pressure is important. Remember pay attention to body language.

Please do not motorboat the vagina. It doesnt feel good and whoever told you it did was lying.

Make sure your fingernails are cut and clean. The tissues around the clit and labia are delicate so be careful. NO woman enjoy a sharp nail.

If you have facial hair - make sure to keep it soft for when you have a date. There are plenty of products out there to help. If you are a guy who keeps clean-shaven, make sure there is no stubble Women don't enjoy stubble rash in their genital region.

The famous g spot -incorporate this mid-way through and don't use a jackhammer motion, unless the girls tells you to go faster. There is a natural rhythm that will occur.

Don't be afraid to incorporate a vibrator. This shows that you have no ego and personally I find that men really enjoy watching a woman play with herself and then being told to use his tongue.

RELAX. We aren't solving a quadratic equation. Its just sex.

Finally, practice makes perfect. 10,000 hours of it and you will likely have mastered it.

Ironchar · 2018-08-16T17:38:44+00:00

nothing beats that write up u/HalfRetardHalfAmazin did YEARS ago...

GainzdalfTheWhey · 2018-08-16T15:13:55+00:00

From experience I know girls have varying degrees of sensitiveness, some like it gentle and some rough smashing of the clit

Gnostromo · 2018-08-16T16:40:14+00:00

I had to stop. This is ridiculously bad.

“Painting” ?!? Yes she is going to paint while you go down on her.Lol I assume panting maybe? Like a dog.

rickiracoon · 2018-08-16T18:03:19+00:00

Lol I’m a woman and this guide is ridiculous. Take a deep breath and dive right in?! No, just no.

ProFriendZoner · 2018-08-16T20:21:21+00:00

Article is shenanigans. I'm assuming when you yell out "SPARTA!!!" it's at the beginning. He doesn't say.

2018-08-16T21:06:11+00:00

Jesus Christ who let this guy write a formal article?

canyousmellechidna · 2018-08-16T17:39:46+00:00

I have a very small clitoris and it has been hard for my partner to give me a climax with just his tongue.

Whenever I masturbate with my hand, just rubbing it, it can take up to 20 minutes or more to reach orgasm. It feels GREAT when it happens but it takes a while.

My partner’s mouth/jaw gets sore for licking me for so long and he usually starts fingering me to make me cum quicker. But the vaginal orgasm is not the same as the clit orgasm, the clit orgasm feels more intense and pleasurable.

My partner reads and researches a lot- but I think these guides only apply to women with normal sized clits. Like I said, mine is verrry small. It hasn’t changed size since pre-puberty (I am 22 now). I have told him we probably need to get a hitachi wand or some other type of vibrator to make me cum through the clit.

He has no issue with this, but I would love it if he could make me cum with just his tongue, it would be so intimate and a great way for us to connect.

Can anyone provide advice or a guide on how to eat pussies with teeny tiny clits?

SimilarlyDissimilar · 2018-08-16T19:00:10+00:00

Can’t go wrong with the ABCs man.

Tromeecia · 2018-08-16T17:58:03+00:00

Never eat pussy on the first date, you end up with vaginal strep in your mouth and then are left hacking shit up for the next 3 months

ougryphon · 2018-08-16T13:11:51+00:00

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SpankMeDaddy22 · 2018-08-16T18:10:23+00:00

I already did/do all this shit. It's just something you naturally do.
Did you carpet lickers really need this guide?

Title	Best guide on how to eat pussy...PERIOD
Author	Lexplo
Upvotes	168
Comments	46
Date	August 16, 2018 1:11 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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