Hey everyobdy

Here's me, u/ntipz011 , coming today to tell you why you're so frustrated with Tinder and online dating in general.

But first go have a look at r/Tinder. Good. See those funny posts in Hot ? Great. Remember them. And remember to do the freaking opposite of what they are doing. You're here for L o v e, not to post funny screenshots and have random strangers give you a pat in the back in the form of an orange arrow.

Here's what most of my clients do wrong

  • Bad quality pictures, taken with a potato camera.
  • Trying to be edgy in the bio or convos.
  • Having a boring get-to-know-each-others conversation.

Get those right and get a date a day, you sexy beast. All you have to do is to take the R I G H T action. It's not even hard and I know some of those "coaches" blessed with the physique of a shrimp getting laid all the time out of Tinder. So you can do it too.

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Why your pictures suck

Most likely you are not communicating the right things with your pictures, and you took them with your own cellphone hanging at the end of your arm (most commonly called "selfie"). Negative bonus points if you're shirtless in your bathroom. That is bad, don't do it Morty.

Having blurred pictures look amateurish as fuck and having neat pictures makes you instantly look like a model. Google any macro picture of the ugliest bug you can think of and see how much of a Chad it looks like.

Good quality picture = good L o v e.

Also learn some framing and be the only one in your shot. She's not gonna date your group of homies, unless you make it explicit that you're looking for a gangb*ng.

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Why she's creeped out

Your bio is explicitly saying that you want to fuck dem hot big tiddies goth girls. You're a man and you know what you want, you don't like to play around and you're straightforward with your desire. That's what Models say. As such, you decided that your opener would be a plain and simple " anal? ".

Yes, girls DO receive that kind of shit totally out of the blue.

Well played champ, you just made a fool of yourself. Being a thirsty bull is not attractive. Even to DTF girls, it's not attractive. Be a bit more classy, it gives the impression of a higher quality man. Also, using some fluff gets her more engaged and gives you more chances to hook her into your personality.

But dont do too much, or

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Why nothing happens and i'm bored and she ghosts me and fuck tinder smh

Your conversation is going nowhere and you feel like carrying a dead donkey on your back. She's not investing nor trying to get to know you and you're mad. You're probably too needy and invested.

You're throwing your wittiest line at her after spending legit 5 minutes carefully crafting it to be interesting, edgy, DHV, attracting, engaging, teasing, negging, bridging, sixtynineing, and she just answers "yeah lol haha". You might be trying too hard.

You should be the one answering "yeah lol haha". Here's the thing. If she's not investing and you're not investing, it's because she's not interested. If you're sometimes not investing and she's even slightly keeping the convo alive, it's on. The convo doesn't have to be Big Brain Summit, just two people randomly interacting with each others is all you need.

Give her the opportunity to invest or not. Don't overwhelm her with your fancy witty conversation expectations and get butthurt when she doesn't invest, she doesn't owe you anything.

Another big point here, always be closing. Don't get to know each others online, she's gonna ghost you because you're gonna bore her. Online convos are just a way to prove that you're not needy/creepy/as good as your profile shows.

Hint at the idea of a date, ask her on a date within less than 10 texts and find out whether or not she can give you

the

L o v e.