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[–]chocolateegg1233 47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
This is funny, i'm 7 years in the community and i never get this type of response
Tell her "You're right, go get his number"
You don't give a fuck, you're a man
[–]Like_My_Turkey_Cold 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the answer, end of discussion. Don't think about it too hard.
[–]RobMorane 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This seems like a pretty good answer
[–]caesarfecit 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I find girls give the jealousy shit test when they're not feeling your intentions towards them.
Sort of an immature way of saying "are you gonna come on to me or what? I'm dying here".
So if you and her are on the same page, you shouldn't be getting that shit test unless she's super insecure/needy/immature.
[+]kettlebell_workout -9 points-8 points-7 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You do realise that saying this you clearly show that it is bothering you.
So you fail the test.
[–]_Jacques 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
A test I will gladly fail. Did you know you're a loser if you don't drink bleach?
[–]kettlebell_workout -2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So, by your logic you would fail a driving test just because it is a test.
Shist tests exist for a reason. It tests your congruency. Skipping a shit test is the same as, moving out to some African country, so you can still drive without a license. It is stupid.
[–]causeNo 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Shittests reveal something about the person doing them as well as the person addressed. If she tests me by comparing me to other guys in the very beginning, I'm already out. This is exactly the difference between a tease and a neg.
If you allow people into your life who do that, you're building a shitty environment for yourself. There are some people not worth "winning".
EDIT
If you want to pass the test, u/chocolateegg1233 's answer is the way to go. Exaggerate and amplify. Or, if you like drama, give her a confused look, go'That's a weird thing to say. ', go get a drink (or to the toilet) and 'coincidentally' bump into someone else, aka open another set. If she comes back, you won big time. If not, you dodged a shitty person. But honestly, is fucking that particular girl really worth inviting someone into your life who tries to keep you in check by comparing you to others?
[–]_Jacques 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No because Im getting something out of driving. With a girl who plays that shit, Im encouraging a child to play dumb games, and I would rather find an actual adult. Thats why I say I would fail that test, because there isnt much to be gained, as opposed to your analogy with a drivers license.
[–]Rat_basher420 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Depends on how you say it I think. If it's even slightly aggresive then you're right, but if you say it in a laissez faire/joking manner then I think you're good
[–]earsurgery9 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The idea is that it's a 'shit test' and you need to 'agree and amplify'. Like ''Yeah, I know, he's super handsome. You should ask him out'
But the problem with any of this 'game' stuff is that it only really works when she's actually attracted/into you lol
I remember meeting a girl in a bar once. It seemed to be going OK to the point she was engaged and we were chatting etc. She then remarked on how handsome the barman was and kept looking at him and I laughed and was like ''Yeah, he's dreamy! Want me to ask him ouyt for you? :)''. Anyway, later that night after she'd basically made it clear she wasn't into me (sexually) she slipped the barman her number! haha
[–]NoTime6352 5 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Tell her to date him then...
If she's more keen on someone else, that would not really be your loss. Only genuine connection would be a loss. These women sound like straight up bitches if you ask me. I would never say that if a guy approached me. Even when not interested there is no need to put others down or make them insecure or anything. Just plain rude.
[–]halluc1nations 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed
[–]TheDarknessGoat 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It gets to a point where It isn't a shit test, It is Just shit. Point out to a hotter women and fuck her instead
[–]lovesports2100 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell her there is always someone who is hotter , smarter and funnier :D
[–]MisterShogunate 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Any thing she says is material for you to make a clever funny comeback or bullshit around. If they bullshit around, it's just means you get to bullshit too.
You can go weird
GIRL: "He's attractive." ME: "Yeah he's definitely attractive, but does he take in the butt?"
You can be mean
GIRL: "He's attractive." ME: "Oh shit you're right, he's like the wish version of Ryan Reynolds. Still hot though."
You can be just a fucking douchebag to her all together
GIRL: "He's attractive." ME: "Really? What about that guy?" GIRL: "Eew no." ME: (Looks at her) "You ain't a prize." GIRL: "OMg blab bla bla" ME: I'm kidding, we both know you look like a celebrity... after their they are famous and washed up that is.
Just have fun with it. You have to really be in the fun mood to roll with it otherwise you'll just look like a dick. If she gets offended who gives a fuck at least you get to have more fun when dealing with these types of girls.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or he can just walk away? There’s no need for him to stoop down to her level immaturity.
[–]winning2323 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Change the subject?
[–]kettlebell_workout 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
It is definitely a shit test. To see how you will handle jealousy.
The worst thing you can do is to start comparing yourself with him "I am smart as well".
Agreeing with this also is not the best option, cause if you agree, then why she should be with you, and not with that other guy? You will shoot yourself in a foot.
I would go along with her game and say:
"Wow. I would have never taken you as a threesome person. Are you for real?"
I mean if she likes you, and she likes that other guy. Then this is the only logical conclusion you can make.
Either she denies. Or she will play along. In both cases, you will win.
[–]timei5ticking 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn, you good at this
[–]jaredhasarrived 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
give them a dose of their own medicine
[–]timei5ticking 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Did this and it got backfired. Girl said that I should probably go and hit on that girl then
[–]jaredhasarrived 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That doesn't sound like a backfire to me. lol you can't expect the chick to go 180 on you right away just because you were trying to get her jealous
how did you respond she said this then
[–]timei5ticking 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Asked her to wing me. Lol
[–]jaredhasarrived -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nahhh. you gotta move in twice then go back once. give her mix signals. when you're asking her to wing you you're shutting her down completely.
What I would do is when she tells me to flirt with somebody else. I would rephrase what she's like (considering that we already talked and at least have some idea of what she's about) and use that as a reason to why I want to stick with her instead.
"Nah I want to be with you because you seem more independent and fun and not just some pretty face with no sense of humor."
If I get a good response I'd remove the distraction by saying "Hey we should talk more let's go outside for some peace and quiet"
[–]MistahUndaCova001 -4 points-3 points-2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"There's one thing I have over him. I have more inches than him." One second after saying that to her, use your hand to gesture that you're talking about your height. Give her a smirk
"..And you're definitely into tall guys like me"
[–]albertarms 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Ill wait here till he comes and talks to you"
Create a silence for a couple seconds until she realized how she screwed up, then as her face changes from the awkwarness procced to change subject as if nothing happened
I did this once, it was my natural playful response, but i was pissed as u can tell. It worked wonders tho
[–]caesarfecit 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she's saying it in an obviously flirtatious way, agree and amplify.
If she's doing it to troll, ditch her. If she's doing that shit early on over nothing, she'll def do it again when you're invested and playing for keeps.
[–]Chicagoj1563 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Really. That's interesting because just I had the same conversation with my Mom and she completely disagrees with you." Cut the thread, talk about something else, "By the way..."
Say this in a playful self amusement way as if you're not serious and don't care what her reaction is, cut the thread, talk about something else.
[–]Radicalmattitude1 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Basically don’t give a fuck about those kinds of comments. Agree and amplify - “yeah he looks hot, you should grab his number. Actually, how about that guy with the sweater vest? He looks more your type”. “Hey sweater vest guy come over here I want you to meet someone...”
Walk her around the bar and try to set her up with dorky guys for a while until she gets the point that you don’t care about her little comments that are supposed to make you jealous.
Avoid these types of women. Playing games is not only immature but insensitive and rude.
[–]richlad 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell her "lemme see"
And take a good look at the guy.
Sit back and relax.
Ask the girl to "stand up" in stern voice and with fire in your eyes
When she stands up.
Command her "You are right, go get his number"
After that leave the table and tell the waiter the bill is on her.
This way you are controling her action and you become Alfa Mofo
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