There are too many women in my neighborhood

(This is satire, but is also an actual post made by someone from the twoxchromosoms subreddit except with the genders swapped)

I'm using this post to rant.

The apartment complex I live in houses mostly women. They're everywhere. They stand in hordes around the mailbox so when I want to check MY mail, I wait until 2AM to avoid them

Every time I open the door I see them move their curtains watching what I'm doing. When I take the trash, they're congregating by the bins and yelling "hello's" in the way women do to intimidate men. It's like a game of which woman’s comments I'll respond to.

When I'm in my car driving up they stare. They stare so fucking much it grinds my gears. I was outside watering plants when a girl across the way comes out of her apartment to just stare at me. Like wtf?

I'm scared to run in the mornings because they roam at all hours of the day yelling, screaming, etc. Some are homeless, others not. There's obsviously nothing wrong with being homeless, but as a single man in his twenties, I'm not taking chances.

I understand that women exist everywhere and I can't control where they are, but for fucks sake I want peace!