Would you rather ride in a car with a woman driving, or a bear?

kevinmh222 · 2024-05-11T06:20:59+00:00

I've never seen a bear Crash a car. Bear

dependency_injector · 2024-05-11T04:53:27+00:00

A woman, but only if there is a camera that records everything inside the car. Otherwise I walk.

HelpfulViolinist3562 · 2024-05-11T05:19:05+00:00

Woman or feminist because they are not the same thing, for instance feminists aren't people.

Complex-Ad-4640 · 2024-05-11T03:57:17+00:00

It was a feminist, I'll pick the bear. But generally I will pick the woman. My mom just drove me through work today.

Former_Range_1730 · 2024-05-11T06:44:33+00:00

If she's a straight woman who likes me, I'm choosing the woman. If she's an LGBTQ feminist, I'll throw myself into the Bear's mouth.

ConsiderationSea1347 · 2024-05-11T13:18:22+00:00

I’d like it if we didn’t take how wide spread this misandrist bear meme was and think that it means misogyny is okay. It isn’t alright when they do it and it isn’t alright when we do it. The double standard on enforcement of “hate” policies frustrates me, but this isnt the way.

Rabbitino · 2024-05-11T15:26:35+00:00

You can reason with a bear. So bear

WanabeInflatable · 2024-05-11T09:21:19+00:00

My wife drives, I don't

Also thee bear posts are getting extremely boring.

Wrong-Art5272 · 2024-05-11T07:59:23+00:00

While true, women's independence has grown considerably as they no longer rely on men financially.

If you have ever been in a relationship where you live together, you will know there are “us” jobs and there are “men” jobs.

With the introduction of a more equal society, men have also become more domesticated, so ultimately, men don't need women other than physical urges.

We used to be a team, but one side got bored carrying their side of the sofa.

We should stop entertaining theses woman who don't realise they have very small reproductive window.

UNR2 · 2024-05-11T04:01:30+00:00

This is a tough one. I’ve met women in real life before but the only bears I’ve see have been at the zoo aside from the one that the ladies on the Next Door app named Bubba. Well this year Bubba has cubs.

If a woman was driving she probably would have the seat pulled forward so her feet can reach the pedals. There would be more room behind her. I’m a big (well taller) guy and I do like to stretch my legs.

On the other hand bear legs seem short so they would have to pull the seat forward as well but I don’t feel that their feet (aka paws) would be able to reach the pedals. So a bear might have to use cruise control or sticks to depress the pedals.

I’d say, for me, this is too close to call.

If you were to ask who is a better companion for a man; a woman or a dog I’d have to say that a dog is better in all areas except for one.

Cryp70n1cR06u3 · 2024-05-11T11:58:50+00:00

Is the woman a feminist? If so, then I would take a bear because at least I wouldn't have to listen to her spew her hate towards the opposite sex or, worse, make a false accusation.

Sidenote: I love my girlfriend, and fortunately, she is very feminine and doesn't hate men. #winning

mikroastos · 2024-05-11T12:07:48+00:00

The real question is if she is a hairy feminist how can he distinguish between the woman from the bear. I bet that the bear is a bit more civilised but are there any other visible signs ?

ICheckPostHistory · 2024-05-11T14:04:32+00:00

Bear. I can trust and communicate with a rational and honest bear when traffic is bad

MekTam · 2024-05-11T15:04:58+00:00

Make her pay the uber and buy the black bear some treats with change. Drizzle drizzle kings:)))

Il128 · 2024-05-11T21:15:25+00:00

Driving violations are a perfect example of privilege. A man will get a ticket for going 10 over in the middle of the desert. A woman will get a warning for going 20 over in a school zone.

Future-AI-Dude · 2024-05-11T06:01:56+00:00

God stop with this stupid analogy… it’s 5 minutes are over…

FinancialTomato1594 · 2024-05-11T08:12:27+00:00

With woman but no that of a feminist or a bear because I have common sense unlike those that wanted to be with a bear.

Recording_Important · 2024-05-11T14:06:28+00:00

im not going anywhere near the damn car to begin with

Qantourisc · 2024-05-13T22:26:22+00:00

Disclaimer: joke and only applies to some people you don't want in your car:

Bear, nobody would blame you if you kicked the bear out, or pulled over to the side of the road.

FruitPunchSamurai54 · 2024-05-11T06:55:36+00:00

A woman. I still have chances to survive a woman but not a bear😭

Ambitious-Reach-1186 · 2024-05-11T12:46:06+00:00

Never seen a bear put their nasty paws on the dashboard. Bear 100%. Fr tho, if she decent and kind...still the bear cause they all seem to have a random hatred of men. Even towards men who have had no contribution to their pain

svullenballe · 2024-05-11T22:50:23+00:00

Men cause more accidents than women.

Frird2008 · 2024-05-11T09:50:01+00:00

It depends entirely on how she thinks.

Title	Would you rather ride in a car with a woman driving, or a bear?
Author	SteelTheUnbreakable
Upvotes	91
Comments	34
Date	May 11, 2024 3:36 AM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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