Happy Birthday!

Rufus-P-Melonballer · 2024-07-12T16:52:58+00:00

So pretty much any man's birthday after he turns 21

TheSkullsOfEveryCog · 2024-07-12T16:54:51+00:00

“Something magical would have happened”.

You know, like it does for us guys. Falling into 6 figure jobs with or without going to college, eating what we want and having guns & six packs, chasing away 9s and 10s with a stick…

This women is a real life version of a low effort meme expecting all the upvotes.

Carquetta · 2024-07-12T17:21:53+00:00

I'm seeing the exact same sentiment from coworkers and social acquaintances who loved to ride the train of serial monogamy or hook up incessantly with people outside their league.

They wasted their 20s "having fun" or "funding themselves," they bounced around in their 30s trying to "find Mr. Right" (i.e. Captain 1%) while girlbossing their way up the corporate ladder, and they're in their 40s and 50s with no prospects, no family, and no future.

40 to 80 is a long time, and these people have nobody to spend it with.

They are very alone, very bitter, and very depressed. And it's completely their fault.

Valuable_Following_2 · 2024-07-12T17:36:46+00:00

Every single woman who complains about not being approached by men is lying her ass off.

All women get approached by thousands of men in their late teens/early 20s, who would gladly wife them up and treat them like queens.

But because those men aren't Chad enough for most women, those women end up like this woman. Oh well, not my problem. You wanted to larp as a man, so deal with it.

Joaquino7997 · 2024-07-12T17:15:05+00:00

She must be uglier than Gollum from LOTR...

InevitableOwl1 · 2024-07-12T18:30:01+00:00

“Terrific job where the whole gang is throwing me a party” - yeah this happens in films and on tv. Where you end up with a heart warming “found family” like in Park and Rec. Most people don’t have this

CautiousOp · 2024-07-12T19:43:38+00:00

Patriarchy strikes again

BigCountryExpat · 2024-07-12T17:34:10+00:00

...at least she got to go home to her cats probably.

Neptune-1984 · 2024-07-12T16:48:32+00:00

Is this a femcel?

Land_of_the_Losers · 2024-07-12T22:47:29+00:00

Well, some peppy post-punk '80s music ought to remind her of her childhood and cheer her up.

aoxspring · 2024-07-13T09:09:43+00:00

Most at least average looking women can find a man quite easily, so either she looks like one of the mythical creatures from Shrek or she's one of these bra burning intersectional 2nd wave feminists from the 90s

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2024-07-13T13:20:38+00:00

Jesus wept. It's like she has bored herself out of even pretending to have any sense. On her 50th birthday, she made the decision not to become an aunt? Was the birthday miracle she was expecting a sister..?

Title	Happy Birthday!
Author	polishknightusa
Upvotes	44
Comments	30
Date	July 12, 2024 4:29 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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