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Sparknotes:

Be sure to cross the street and walk on the opposite side from me.

Don't walk faster than me and close the distance between us from behind. Don't ever overtake anyone at any time.

Wear only what I say you are permitted to wear.

Don't be offended if I shudder in fear and start running away.


What is this I don't even...

EDIT: And then this happened, haha