Wait a second... THOSE are shit tests!?

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January 15, 2017

Long story short... went to bedroom, wife was reading, started seducing her. She stated very firmly "no, I'm reading and I want to read". I STFU and continue. Now she states, very strictly and seriously:"What are you doing? How dare you just ignore that I don't want to have sex!?" I hesitated for a split second. "No means no", right? That's what we've been told, over and over again... However I giggle and continue. Few minutes later we are having sex.

A day later, I'm watching a movie, she goes to bed with a book, saying goodnight. I say "ohh... so you'll be reading again, I come in a minute". She laughed but said quite seriously "no, I'm going to read". So I go to bed, she's already turned off the light. I start touching her and again "No, I want to sleep". I ignore and continue. Again, she's quite seriously upset how I disregard her. Very serious tone. Again, I ignore and a few minutes later we are having sex.

Huh. So that's what a shit test is? This was no LMR, was way more serious. In some countries that would be basically called a rape (rest assured, it was NOT a rape).

Have I not watched bluepills prof's videos a few weeks back, I would have missed it. But even after reading the books etc, when I saw his video describing how women dress slutty and then tell you to fuck off when you approach them and that's basically a shit test... woha... All my life I've been a shitty man.

I believe there is a real cognitive dissonance in a woman though. I believe she really kinda wants to say no, but a man who ignores that is what makes her wet. Kinda also explains all the rape fantasies over at /r/sex.

However, doesn't that mean that we as a society are basically screwed? The average joe out there will go out of his way to please a woman, and as a result she is only going to be disgusted by him. On the other hand, TRP/MRP is on a very thin ice, and a woman could easily set a trap and call it a rape after the fact...

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Title Wait a second... THOSE are shit tests!?
Author alpha_as_chiwawa
Upvotes 8
Comments 16
Date 15 January 2017 05:48 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/206647
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/5o580v/wait_a_second_those_are_shit_tests/
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[–]atlhartRed Beret8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy

I don't know man, that doesn't sound like a shit to test to me.

Good for you, initiating, and having sex. And only you can be the judge, but the story makes it sound more like obligation sex, not true desire.

It sounds like your wife just gave into you pestering her, not that she actually wanted to fuck you.

To me, no does mean no. Meaning, you give me a verbal "no" then fine, I've got better things to do then to pester you until I get what I want like a bratty child. You say no, I move on. Abundance mentality means your life is full. Not just full of potential sex partners, but full all around. Your time is valuable, and pestering for sex is not a good use of your valuable time.

OP, you are the prize. If your wife says no, then it's beneath you to pester her. Say fine, and move on. Your time is more valuable than that.

[–]allberklee3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Nice work. Now you can start initiating by telling her to grab her book and go to bed and you'll be in in a few minutes to interrupt.

[–]gixxerthouguy1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Great advice!

[–]screechhaterRed Beret5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Not really screwed as a society.

Keep reading BProf.

A year or two ago he posts his awakening when he realizes that 20 years previous, right after marriage she states she doesn't have to have sex every night now. Instead of him introspecting what his needs are and how this statement affects his needs, he falls right into her frame and lets her dictate the level for 20 years.

Until he fucking explodes. Right wrong or indifferent, he takes the media directive of being a nice guy and subvert his desires and that's what he gets. His desires, his needs squashed. Until he just can't take it and screams fuck you or Fuck me.

Quickly, he realizes his needs are did not have to be suppressed. External influences "convinced him" it was the right thing to do.

Obviously, he needed pussy more often. He was just hung up on some dumb Fucking no sceeenwriters version of fantasy.

You need what you need. When you play along with society norms, it dries up like Sahara and becomes her fault.

Needing, wanting pussy is not selfish. It's actually what is. Right, correct, in our DNA.


Complainy, bitchy, mild no's are definitely shit tests

Let me know when she states "I don't need foreplay" and she is driving you in by her heels

[–]wild_deer_man1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Have I not watched bluepills prof's videos

Where? Can you post a link please?

[–]ReddJiveRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I believe there is a real cognitive dissonance in a woman though. I believe she really kinda wants to say no, but a man who ignores that is what makes her wet. Kinda also explains all the rape fantasies over at

What it really explains is that women are just as shaped by the negative aspects of thier lives as we are. Women want the things men want. They want strong Alpha men. THey want protection, security, and leadership, and they want to be sexually vulnerable to that man.

What happens is that over time influences of Feminism from vectors such as thier mother, or the negative impacts of dirt bag fathers, warps a woman's view of the world. Just as these forces warp a man's. There may be some that can overcome these influences, RP and MRP are proof enough of that. But it takes work and dedication.

I believe she really kinda wants to say no, but a man who ignores that is what makes her wet. Kinda also explains all the rape fantasies over at /r/sex.

There's a fine line between LMR and a shit test, as it is explained in BPPs podcasts. The main difference between a shit test and using an LMR to do it is that a woman will shit test you with an LMR because she doesn't want you thinking she's a slut.....

....for just any man. She wants you to know that you have to work for it. You have to earn that right, in her mind. She may have rode the carousel for years, but then be a virgin to you. So the shit test becomes one of you being the alpha.

Now granted that dynamic is soldiely in her frame, but understanding that mindset will go a long way towards breaking it down and bringing her into your frame. Even a LTR will want to make sure you know that she just won't be a slut for any man.

Making sure you understand that a shit test is her scratching the paint looking for the beta beneath. It's why we say shit tests are good things. It means she's looking for the beta. It's up to you to show her otherwise.

Don't let your foot off the gas.

[–]mtdog0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Well done! Glad to see you didn't fuck up this time. Keeping it light works.

[–]weakandsensitive-2 points-1 points  (3 children) | Copy

I can't tell if you're a very good troll or autistic. Doesn't matter either way - I'm just going to call troll.

FYI - if you want more karma from this, x-post to thebluepill.

MRP is going to be the savior of the future world. All real members contribute $5/month membership fee for actionable advice.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy

Imagine if we got a bunch of MRP men and started a company. It would be unstoppable

[–]weakandsensitive0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

it'd be terrible. we'd have to deal with retards all day.

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It's like we always say - vet your bitches up front.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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