Royal Blue Diatribe

SorcererKing · 2016-09-02T08:22:35+00:00

Feel better?

stonepimpletilists · 2016-09-02T10:43:58+00:00

Why?

downvotesanimals · 2016-09-02T13:11:32+00:00

The one thing I'll say is that I bet your average dude in gymnastics is at least 5x as jacked as you are.

SampsonBrass · 2016-09-02T12:22:37+00:00

Hey fuck you if you don't love your daughters.

TheFamilyAlpha · 2016-09-02T12:48:30+00:00

Neat

Countpudyoola · 2016-09-02T10:39:36+00:00

Psst, neat trick: just start regularly getting some of that T-cream on your wife.

Sure she may start growing hair in weird places, but she will probably start getting that pesky sex elsewhere as a side effect.

morrismajoruk · 2016-09-02T12:15:12+00:00

This is brilliant! It starts to read like an Eminem song. It's a perfect example of 'wet' boys and makes me proud to be the opposite of this. Thank you OP.

sexyshoulderdevil · 2016-09-02T15:51:28+00:00

Sarcasm porn.

If my sarcastic erection doesn't subside in another 2 hours, you guys can reach me at the hospital...

Boesman12 · 2016-09-02T12:42:41+00:00

Pay attention boys. This is what it looks like if your wife finds MRP on your PC and decides to catfish you....

BluepillProfessor · 2016-09-04T02:04:19+00:00

This is most amazing, head in your ass attempt I have ever seen. If it is real, the guy is textbook Bluepill complete with a Deadbedroom and a pathetic, passive attitude. Enjoy your shitty marriage to your mommy. When you are ready to learn and grow feel free to come back but we don't have time for this nonsense.

Title	Royal Blue Diatribe
Author	halfasser
Upvotes	7
Comments	31
Date	September 2, 2016 7:58 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/50s628/royal_blue_diatribe/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/askMRP/royal-blue-diatribe.207143 https://theredarchive.com/post/207143

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