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Royal Blue Diatribe

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September 2, 2016


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Title Royal Blue Diatribe
Author halfasser
Upvotes 7
Comments 24
Date 02 September 2016 07:58 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/207143
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/50s628/royal_blue_diatribe/
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[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Feel better?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy


[–]bangorlol6 points7 points  (3 children) | Copy

Judging by the snark I'm assuming he's tired of people shitposting without reading or internalizing RPT.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Fuck. Too early this morning for satire then.

[–]bangorlol0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Have a cup of whatever your poison is and read it again. Shit made me giggle.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

NVM, I get it now.

It really needs to have OP complain that no one else 'gets it' in the comments, peppering projection and ego protection throughout to get the full effect

[–]sexyshoulderdevil75% Liquid Sarcasm1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

He's my brother from another mother.

[–]downvotesanimals1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The one thing I'll say is that I bet your average dude in gymnastics is at least 5x as jacked as you are.

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[–]CountpudyoolaMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Psst, neat trick: just start regularly getting some of that T-cream on your wife.

Sure she may start growing hair in weird places, but she will probably start getting that pesky sex elsewhere as a side effect.

[–]morrismajoruk0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This is brilliant! It starts to read like an Eminem song. It's a perfect example of 'wet' boys and makes me proud to be the opposite of this. Thank you OP.

[–]sexyshoulderdevil75% Liquid Sarcasm0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Sarcasm porn.

If my sarcastic erection doesn't subside in another 2 hours, you guys can reach me at the hospital...

[–]Boesman12-1 points0 points  (7 children) | Copy

Pay attention boys. This is what it looks like if your wife finds MRP on your PC and decides to catfish you....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

I can't keep the fish straight, was that the one where a black dude gets a white wife? Or the one where a fat broad tricks you into meeting her?