How to talk to the wife about loose vagina.

BluepillProfessor · 2015-12-16T22:31:02+00:00

I wouldn't recommend my technique,

This is EASY to solve. Tell her you are going to play a game. Have her squeeze your fingers before you have sex. Encourage her to practice 20-30 squeezes up to 10 times a day.

TLDR: Get her doing Kegels as part of her workout routine. She will be able to squeeze open pop bottle in a few months.

Your welcome.

2015-12-16T20:42:54+00:00

Professor, any advice on this conversation? (I kid)

Kidding aside, was it always, or have kids stretched it? Is she to big, or you too narrow? Is there things medically that can be done, or is it just the way it is.

It's hard to say, but a doctor might be worth talking to more than guys here.

its-iceman · 2015-12-16T20:29:14+00:00

Do you have a smaller dick or is she literally like a Coke can up there?

Honestly, I don't see a way approaching her with this works out in a way that is advantageous. I'd concentrate on positions that help promote friction and enjoy your great sex life.

alpha_n3rd · 2015-12-21T21:03:26+00:00

i love all the fucking neckbeards that come on here and downvote everybody for suggesting there's something wrong with wizard sleeve sex

iwishiwasamermaid · 2016-01-07T05:08:48+00:00

I actually have an idea. I would reccomend kegels but in a way that it benefits her. That you read or heard that kegels cause women to have much more intense orgasms and you want her to do them x amount per day to see how much harder she can cum. Then if you notice a change you can tell her how great it feels/how much tighter she is/she's driving you crazy. This has to be delivered right but it would work on me.

WhiteTrashKiller · 2015-12-16T22:53:43+00:00

Research pelvic floor prolapse.

Suggest Kegels and if all else fails surgery to tighten the vaginal opening. Communication is on you, be a man an address the issue. If you are her top alpha she will work on the issue And it also helps her with bladder control......(kegels)

BronYAurStomper · 2015-12-18T10:48:40+00:00

Can I suggest you try introducing Ben Wa Balls(love balls, kegal balls). Lulu make a set they call Luna Balls which come as a set of four balls in two weights.

They are designed to work the kegal muscles from inside the vagina without the need to exercise and tighten the vagina with the added benefit of being sexually arousing. They could be introduced as a sex toy along with other toys like a vibrator or butt plug to take the emphasis away from them alone. They are also said to reduce or stop urinary incontinence in women that suffer that after child birth. I investigated these and read very favourable reviews on the Lovehoney website in Britain which you may find interesting. (Honestly, I'm not a sales rep).

I have been lurking and reading for some time but wasn't intending to post until I had got my act together, but I hope this is helpful.

AnarchoSurfer · 2015-12-16T21:02:41+00:00

She needs to get better at sex. Women can do kegels to tighten it up and learn to squeeze it for you. Not sure how you tell Her that though.

exbp · 2015-12-17T00:24:35+00:00

Question: do you use lube? I ask to gauge her interest, she may be performing but not into it. My wife insists she needs lube but magically doesn't need it when there's sufficient foreplay.

I had a GF like that, one time it's awesome, the next it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I finally figured out she was just an expert level faker 50% of the time and noped right out of there. Lube is a great "tell" for excitement. The one that gave my old GF away was a flush after orgasm at the center of her chest. Sometimes she had it, but not on the "loose" days.

Edit: also vaginal reconstruction is a thing if all else fails, Google it.

alpha_n3rd · 2015-12-16T20:29:52+00:00

try avacado oil

fuck her in the ass

nofap

kegles

you cut? get a manhood.

side piece

adamalan · 2015-12-18T23:19:49+00:00

I know I need to talk to her about it but I'm really not sure how to broach the subject without crushing her. She bore 5 kids for me and works her ass off in the gym to take care of herself for me, so I respect her work and don't want to crush her.

You still have some mindset work to do.

You just say it; matter of factly without judgement. Tact will help but fear of broaching the subject is your problem. You shouldn't be afraid of her emotional response. She is what you make of her.

She doesn't want your respect. She wants to be wanted by an attractive man and if he crushes her, will just try all the harder to please him.

Now, the thing which will cause the emotions here will be her fear that you don't love her (since feels = love to women). So expect comfort test over shit test. How she reacts will depend on how emotional/rational she is and how secure she feels in the relationship. But what will matter most is how you react to her reaction.

Don't forget, a tighter vag will feel better for her too. She should already knows its loose so its not like you're saying anything new to her.

pinkstar23 · 2015-12-18T16:19:40+00:00

leave her and find a hot 19 year old virgin. why do you want such a worthless baggage hanging around anyways?

If you move to an asian country, you'll probably be able to avoid child support too.

SexistFlyingPig · 2015-12-16T22:13:49+00:00

Kegles are the solution, but I have no fucking advice on how to broach that subject. I face the exact same problem.

PersonalNecessary142 · 2021-12-04T15:10:40+00:00

I happen to love loose pussy. I'd try fisting her then stick dick in same time and jerk off. Thats what I would do.

PersonalNecessary142 · 2022-12-28T01:42:27+00:00

5 babies. Nuff said.

Title	How to talk to the wife about loose vagina.
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Date	December 16, 2015 8:17 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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