"A Chronological List of Things Men Said to Me After I Told Them I Had Herpes"

2014-06-18T02:21:42+00:00

"A Chronological List of Thirsty Guys without Options''

ryeprotagonist · 2014-06-18T04:43:39+00:00

Why do I come away with the feeling like that last guy, the one who she is marrying who is also the first boy she kissed, watched her from the sidelines for years like a Nice Guy Beta Bux?

I_BRING_THE_STORM · 2014-06-18T02:18:18+00:00

Jesus. I like running through mine fields too.

pro_skub · 2014-06-18T02:14:47+00:00

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sailorJery · 2014-06-18T07:51:11+00:00

Maybe its because i do have a strain of it (ie i get cold sores, never anything downstairs, have done all my life) but i tend to draw a line between "Herpes" and "Cold sores"

I realise that they're caused by the same virus, but when someone says to me they have Herpes im going to assume its the full blown genital variety, not the occasional cold sore which is only ever on the lip.

If its full blown - GTFO, sorry but you're getting nowhere near me. If its occasional cold sores - Fine so long as they dont have any at that very moment.

thebears1986 · 2014-06-18T03:03:16+00:00

The first girl who told me she had herpes was a borderline slumpbuster. I told her "this isn't going to work" which is a shame because she gave awesome blowjobs.

The second one was good looking so I said, "Do you have anal herpes?" She said she doesn't like anal. That was the end of that. She did not give a good blowjob.

The third girl I met in a bar, got her number, and we went out a week later. In the meantime 2 cold sores developed on her lips. We had a couple beers at the bar because why not, I'm already out. Nothing after that and she wondered why. Sorry, you aren't going near my dick with that.

I get it. Herpes isn't a death sentence. Many people have cold sores. Doesn't change that I don't want them. I feel for the people who rolled the dice and lost but those the breaks.

Drogoe · 2014-06-18T09:47:51+00:00

One can only imagine the quality of these poor bastards-- and her. Anyone else pick up a fat chick vibe?

"I cried!" litters every sentence, tacky. "We cried", 4th date. Ugh. No condoms after HIV test, clever! Christ some people are retards.

That said, I have sincere pity for people with the herp; the social stigma is out of whack with the physical significance of the disease. Still, any man with options will minimise his risk.

BluepillProfessor · 2014-06-18T15:54:00+00:00

So her orbiter "won the prize" in the end by waiting around, thirsty for attention or any bone she might deign to throw his way.

"Sweet and understanding....getting married...first boy I kissed."

All right one and all place your bets, place your bets. What week of the marriage will she cut off almost all of her diseased, bumpy, pustule laden sex with this chump (except for one ovulation and one pity fuck every month)? My bet is on the honeymoon but the sex on demand may even last for a month. Shouldn't be a problem for Beta Boy- he already qualified himself for this treatment for years.

Jaereth · 2014-06-18T15:24:56+00:00

So, i've been highly ridiculed in other areas of reddit for suggesting I wouldn't want to sleep with a girl if she told me she had genital herpes. I'm glad this sub is taking quite a different approach to it.

2014-06-18T03:57:18+00:00

Bunch of thirsty assed chumps. Living abundantly saves lives. Literally.

Wyze89 · 2014-06-18T03:21:40+00:00

The desperation is palpable.

LegalPusher · 2014-06-18T12:24:17+00:00

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raceAround126 · 2014-06-18T05:31:06+00:00

Wow... I don't think that, even at my most desperate, I'd still go for a girl with an STD.

But hey, at least (most of the time it seems) she was up front about it.

Blood_Vaults · 2014-06-18T19:20:29+00:00

This. This is a monument to eternal thirst.

'It was the fourth date. He had a smile that made my stomach dip. The night before had ended in a fully clothed sleepover and I knew it was time to tell him. It took a half hour, and his forehead got more and more creased with worry as he wondered what it could be. When I finally said it, a look of relief crossed his face. “It’s 2009,” he said. Three days later we broke his bed.'

Yes, it's 2009, it's easier than ever to access contraception, protection, and educate yourself about how to have safe sex and this bitch still manages to fail that part. Excellent logic there sparky

joe_bruised_ego · 2014-06-19T09:25:59+00:00

So not only do you risk catching herpes, you get to have your performance and size mocked as well! What a catch.

FloranHunter · 2014-06-18T04:09:14+00:00

Who cares? It's herpes. Most or almost most of us are going to get it unless we settle down. Accept it and move on. This should be like the #30 thing on your list of qualities in a partner, in between how her grandma looks and what breed of dog she grew up with.

//doesn't have herpes but doesn't care

sailorJery · 2014-06-18T13:59:27+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n34eeXWjUQ#t=2m10s

2007drh · 2014-06-18T23:57:51+00:00

I would never sleep with a girl that has had ANY STD.

eternalbloodfeud · 2014-06-18T18:17:19+00:00

If this was a guy with herpes, he would have never gotten laid

Title	"A Chronological List of Things Men Said to Me After I Told Them I Had Herpes"
Author	eternalbloodfeud
Upvotes	40
Comments	81
Date	June 18, 2014 2:06 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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