Stuff like this makes me want to vomit.

bama79rolltide · 2014-06-02T06:18:47+00:00

If you feel like you're getting more sex than you can handle, here's ten tips for you to fix that problem!

laere · 2014-06-02T04:49:39+00:00

"Women thinking they know what they really want."

News at 11; they don't.

baroncuttlefish · 2014-06-02T06:25:43+00:00

Seems like they are trying to redefine "Man" to "Provider".

johnnight · 2014-06-02T07:51:31+00:00

Redefining masculinity to "whatever serves women".

This one is too obvious, easy to spot. It makes for a good textbook example. The larger point is that the same trick is being pulled off in places where you do not notice it.

Edit: same thing as that one:

/r/TheRedPill/comments/2737w9/35_practical_tools_for_men_to_further_feminist/

The other one is written by an adult feminist. The one here represents a teenagers wishes. They are examples of the same ~~manipulative~~ persuasive nature of women. Women get older, but their demands on men only become bigger...

2014-06-02T05:18:27+00:00

"how to be a bitch made beta 101"

NoLongerSisyphus · 2014-06-02T11:55:39+00:00

Boys become men when they break up with your sorry ass.

niceguy_gone_cad · 2014-06-02T05:42:32+00:00

"How to become a pussy in 10 easy steps".

ashglass · 2014-06-02T09:34:14+00:00

No easier way to make a pussy dry up faster

Harsh-Noise · 2014-06-02T05:27:42+00:00

My motto is "live and let let live".
Chances are I don't even answer
I'm gonna try to walk alway if you punch me. Then, if you follow me, it will end really bad, probably for the both of us considering the double standard on assault.
There is only one women I still want to kiss when she's throwing shit at me. My mom.
We're watching Archer or no sex tonight.
Nope, this disgusting, jeez, contain your emotion female !
I said we're watching Archer. Bring me a beer, now.
I'm gonna need to be pretty drunk if I need to listen your vagina more than 2 minutes.
Uh, ok. At least you're not the one driving.
I need food, water and warm clothes. A shelter would be nice but I think I can do well with wool blankets. I certainly don't need you.

So, no, tolerating your bitchy, entitled, father's princess, cunt behavior is not making us men ! What's making us men is obliterating all form of these things in ourselves in order to be better. And even if this isn't the goal, that's how we get you. So, in the name of equality, stop being a spoiled little cunt and better yourself for us. Learn how to cook.

RPsixthree · 2014-06-02T08:39:51+00:00

Plenty of men will believe this bullshit.

Women need these blue pillers, because without them, if more people realized the truth, they would lose what little power they hold over men.

Archwinger · 2014-06-02T16:43:57+00:00

All ten items on this list are a sure-fire way to blow your chance with a woman, or drive a woman you're currently with to dump you or cheat.

In fact, all ten items on this list would be "harassment" if they were done by anybody the woman thought was unattractive.

"Why are you following me? You creep! I don't care if we've been dating for six months. Following me out of the restaurant is creep behavior. It's also controlling and insecure, which I'm tossing out there because you almost caught me going to blow another guy in the parking lot."
"I hung up on you for a reason, retard. Quit calling me! I don't care if we've been dating six months. That's creep behavior. It's also controlling and insecure. If I were actually attracted to you, I'd want this behavior, but I'm not and I'm just using you for free dinners, so quit tying up my phone line while I'm texting other guys."
"I hit you because you're an asshole! Can't you take a hint? Get your hands off of me. I don't care if we've been dating for six months. Obviously I'm angry with you, and you're trying to touch me?! That's creep behavior, and it's controlling and insecure. Like you think you have a right to touch me. You're an abuser! Not like the other guy I'm fucking, who tosses me on the bed like a man and fucks me like an animal when I gripe at him. That's a real man!"
"Did you not just read #3? I was trying to tell you how unhappy I am about something, and you're trying to kiss me?"
"I suggested this stupid chick-flick movie because you're too much of a retard to plan a date. The fact that you're sitting next to me on my couch -- too uncomfortably close -- like you think you're ever getting any, is hilarious. As soon as you leave, without even a goodnight kiss, I'm calling one of my FWBs from Tinder for a real fucking, without stupid movies."
"I'm crying because this movie highlights why my relationship with you doesn't even begin to compare with real love, which is exactly like movies illustrate with exceptional realism. Why are you tolerating my tears instead of fixing this?"
"I don't want the remote! I want you to fucking plan an evening that's worth a damn. You're a creep. You probably think handing me the remote entitles you to sex."
"You're seriously hanging out with me listening to my rantings all night? Don't you have any friends or something better to do? As soon as I'm finished complaining to you, I'm sending you out the door so I can hook up with a better man. We've got a few hours, though. He's out at booze night with his friends, because he actually has a social life."
"I don't care which way you drive. I'm just pushing you around and having fun giving you stupid instructions because you failed #1-#8 above."
"You're a weak loser, but since your constant supplication makes me feel good about myself and you seem enjoy spending your money on me, I'll spare your feelings by not telling you about the other men."

we_r_legun1993 · 2014-06-02T07:33:01+00:00

I used to see this type of shit when I was in middle school and they were all over myspace. I thought only 12-15 year old girls liked this nonsense. I was wrong.

exit_sandman · 2014-06-02T10:59:54+00:00

God, I'm getting an estrogen-induced seizure just by reading that.

Bullshit like this is the reason why women in her 20s are wondering where all the real men are.

Gucci_guwop · 2014-06-02T18:02:42+00:00

Let's keep the list going.

11-Hold my legs open while the guy I met at the club fucks me.

riverraider69 · 2014-06-02T12:09:22+00:00

Proves again that when women think about men, they only think about the top 5%. Every single thing in that list works perfectly and gives huge gina tingles... as long as the guy is Brad Pitt.

amazingwolfboy · 2014-06-02T10:37:34+00:00

You have to wonder what the 10 things are that let you know when girls have become women. And if we as men are the ones supposed to decide them, as they have apparently decided for us. I'd be intrigued to see what could be said that would be acceptable to both parties.

nerv9 · 2014-06-02T14:43:45+00:00

Number 4 is in Way of the Superior Man. Lifting up and kissing a crabby girl ends nagging and gives her 'spontaneous passion' she says she wants. The rest seems bullshit.

Hyooge · 2014-06-02T16:01:32+00:00

Love how it uses the idea of saying "you're not a man if you don't do this stuff", when it's painfully obvious that these are rules to learn how to be an obedient dog.

Openly saying you disagree with this shit and you will be hit by some feminist plank calling you insecure.

SmoochVoula · 2014-06-02T17:59:43+00:00

As a woman, I can say that those "tips" were very obviously written by a woman. I'm not saying that I wouldn't want a man who called me back if he did something to make me angry enough to hang up on him, but if I had a man who did all of the things on this list I'd call him my girlfriend. Women need men, not playthings. And men need women, not socieopathic assholes that think it's ok to have a lapdog instead of a boyfriend.

2014-06-02T11:56:51+00:00

9 is maintaining frame. If she doesn't shut the fuck up, though, she better be wearing good walking shoes.

4 is diverting negative attention. If she's annoying you, change the activity to something you enjoy. If she doesn't go for it, walk out and do something you do enjoy. They opened the pool at my apartment so that's a pretty good spot to hang out...

lord_of_vader · 2014-06-02T14:12:21+00:00

Maddox weighed in on bullshit like this a long time ago. Thank God for Maddox.

Number 3 is RP in as few a words as necessary.

l0ng_time_lurker · 2014-06-02T13:32:48+00:00

Maybe valid for lap dogs, but that must be some dumb-ass lap dogs.

epic_pig · 2014-06-02T13:34:13+00:00

Did you see the bit at the bottom where it said "This is complete bullshit btw.."?

2014-06-02T14:31:21+00:00

Hey guys, the "This is complete bullshit" is from the Tumblr page I linked, not from the original, found here, http://quotelounge.tumblr.com/post/84316872763/quote-lounge

Kush and Wizdom apparently agrees with us, it's Quote Lounge that created this.

theoctopuss · 2014-06-02T16:32:36+00:00

Has anyone else noticed that its just women and fairy men who read this stuff? Do they form all of their ideas and opinions on this trash?

myschadenfreude · 2014-06-02T17:41:29+00:00

3...really? Violence is not cute and can that "men are stronger" than women, it's an unfair comparison. I've done martial arts half my life and all the women I train with can hurt me if I do not defend myself.

Also if an untrained person hits you in the nose, it will break.

Teaching anyone that they should laugh off physical violence done to them is immoral.

thesaltysoup · 2014-06-02T20:45:36+00:00

4 seems pretty right on, actually.

kiss them when they nag

it shuts down the bitching and the shit-tests and gets them into bed. Divert their attention and shut them up.

The rest are retarded though.

Entrefut · 2014-06-02T21:30:40+00:00

EDIT: Ways to tell if your man has officially become your bitch.

LukeMooney · 2014-06-02T09:54:49+00:00

This kind of post isn't really that relevant. Only makes me mad to read it. Not beneficial to improvement. Seeking out this kind of trash is like self-harming. No offence.

Swiss_Cheese9797 · 2014-06-02T13:52:34+00:00

Don't take it personally, it was written by a 10 year old.

MockingDead · 2014-06-02T14:23:39+00:00

When they nag I will kiss them just to shut them up.

Evesest · 2014-06-02T17:19:46+00:00

Written by a single woman, guaranteed.

Menadian · 2014-06-02T17:19:54+00:00

My god I am glad I am not a "real man" then.

2014-06-02T17:43:03+00:00

Sickening.

Psychedelic_Leg · 2014-06-07T20:43:31+00:00

Add "not" in front of each points and it sounds better

Weasey · 2014-06-02T13:12:43+00:00

It says "This is complete bullshit btw.." at the bottom of the tumblr post. I have no concept of how tumblr works, but I'm assuming that comment was made by the OP

hashtagpound2point2 · 2014-06-02T16:17:11+00:00

3 - hug you when you punch him

This one's not that bad actually. It showcases that you're not taking her seriously and all attempted physical damage from her is laughable, huggable for that matter.

2014-06-02T12:38:10+00:00

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ColdShift · 2014-06-03T03:12:10+00:00

Conditioning at its finest.

Stuff like this makes me want to vomit.

Comments

1 - Some things are emotional, and some things are logical. Know (and discuss) the difference.

2 - It's not always about you. No, really, it's not.

3 - That "bitch" at work is not undermining you, unless she is, in which case, she's a bitch, let it go.

4 - You're grumpy as hell right now; respect the fact that I don't want to be around you when you're in a bad mood.

5 - I'm in a shitty mood, leave me the fuck alone until I want to talk about it, if I ever want to talk about it.

6 - Eat better and work out to the same level that I do.

7 - If you aren't having sex with me, then I'm betting you're having sex with someone.

8 - "Compromise" is not a synonym for "do it her way".

9 - There is requesting, reminding and nagging. The difference is respect.

10 - "Consequences"... not just for men anymore! (TM)

9 is maintaining frame. If she doesn't shut the fuck up, though, she better be wearing good walking shoes.

4 is diverting negative attention. If she's annoying you, change the activity to something you enjoy. If she doesn't go for it, walk out and do something you do enjoy. They opened the pool at my apartment so that's a pretty good spot to hang out...

3...really? Violence is not cute and can that "men are stronger" than women, it's an unfair comparison. I've done martial arts half my life and all the women I train with can hurt me if I do not defend myself.

4 seems pretty right on, actually.

Title	Stuff like this makes me want to vomit.
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Date	June 2, 2014 4:40 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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