5 Things Women Need To Do In Their 20′s (Or Else The Suffragists Died For Nothing)

Hlewagastiz · 2014-03-16T02:50:20+00:00

It's satire. I would know I wrote the thing. ;)

sir_wankalot_here · 2014-03-16T13:02:07+00:00

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MrsStrom · 2014-03-16T02:46:41+00:00

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IllimitableMan · 2014-03-16T13:19:42+00:00

LMFAO.

Me and my girlfriends have a mantra, “If he makes you tingle, let him eat you like a Pringle.” This is something to live by for all twenty something women. Sure, he’s not gonna buy you any nice gifts, send you cute texts that make you feel like the only girl in the world and you might burn your feet on the hot sand of many exoduses of shame, but lord is he hot. Sorry (#notsorry) to all the creepy, short guys who come up to me and my girlfriends at the bar, the library or in the street, you don’t have a chance, so do us a huge just leave us alone.

tsudonimh · 2014-03-16T05:51:47+00:00

That is a mighty fine example of trolling. The author is to be congratulated.

MarcusAurelius7 · 2014-03-16T03:04:54+00:00

Excellent satire from the Misc! http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160750091

Redpillc0re · 2014-03-16T03:02:39+00:00

Major in Women's Studies? LOL! Better learn how to ask if you want fries with that.

Whisper · 2014-03-16T18:51:53+00:00

This reminds me of that physics professor who showed that postmodernism was nonsense, by making up a nonsense paper, submitting it to a postmodernist journal, and not only getting it accepted, but being invited to speak at a conference.

VelvetDrapes · 2014-03-17T04:19:26+00:00

I cried at these comments in the comment section.

lupilipid · 2014-03-16T13:42:14+00:00

The article is satire. That's obvious. I also hope that the comments are satire as well. Some women actually took this article seriously!

2014-03-16T15:47:31+00:00

Wow. I did not realize this was satire until I read the comments. Granted, I skimmed the article.

EBONICSmajor · 2014-03-16T16:08:07+00:00

The "Related Thought" news thumbnails littered throughout the article is the icing on the cake. One of the funniest things I've read in a while. The comments at the bottom had me in stitches!

usku · 2014-03-16T15:10:03+00:00

Jesus it took me a while to realize it was satire...

That shows how sad a state the feminist empire is...

johnnight · 2014-03-16T16:08:21+00:00

judgmental cisgendered old men with white beards.

he doesn’t need math to know the right angle to thrust at.

Yes we live in a world where women’s shoes are more expensive than mens, thanks patriarchy.

Take those cute little yellow and pink pills they give you and hoover that table clean of white powder ... to anyone who disagrees, that’s just junkie-shaming

trigger warning explode with joy.

^ funniest

Love number 5: make your bf sponsor your exotic cawk ride abroad.

p.s. you know what? Now I want them to major in women's studies. It is a combined personality/IQ test. Makes it easier to avoid the wrong crowd. It's even more that an IQ test, it's a Darwin Award. It makes people load up on debt and gives them no skills to earn money to pay off the debt. It's pure evil, which leads to more Belle Knox or to unmarriagable cat ladies. It's ruthless natural selection.

czworooki · 2014-03-16T10:40:09+00:00

3.Major in women’s studies.
related tought: 24 Signs She`s a Slut.

Nice, they do it to themselves.

2014-03-16T11:29:24+00:00

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spikeminor · 2014-03-16T11:57:30+00:00

TELL ME IT's a joke!

snolifer · 2014-03-16T12:04:34+00:00

haha, I had a good laugh

sailorJery · 2014-03-16T12:07:47+00:00

this piece is in need of some editing.

examples

Anyone who doesn’t let loose and party in their twenties is probably not worthing even talking to.

and

do us a huge just leave us alone.

DoubleKnee · 2014-03-16T12:29:09+00:00

Love how the comments lit this piece up. I sense a false flag operation in the original author...

INomYou · 2014-03-16T14:10:56+00:00

Fragrant oysters ftw.

2014-03-16T15:39:19+00:00

That was good Hlewagastiz. I truly cringed when i read it. looking forward to more in the future.

beauPinsson · 2014-03-16T16:53:42+00:00

#selfie

SlickJamesBitch · 2014-03-16T17:17:42+00:00

MAJOR IN WOMANS STUDIES This one is a no-brainer. If you don’t agree you’re probably an ignorant, sexist, transphobic, slut-shaming mysogynist cis white male and possibly a rapist.

Waste you're money studying something you won't make a dime off of or else you are an evil rapist Satan.

Every inch of my body cringed reading this article, does anyone have a broom, my penis has disintegrated and on the floor in sand form.

edit: haha fuck you OP nice job!!!

Hlewagastiz · 2014-03-16T18:16:30+00:00

Please help share this as best you guys can!

Appreciate it

americnleprchaun · 2014-03-16T19:09:32+00:00

re: fuck alphas while your young

Sorry (#notsorry) to all the creepy, short guys who come up to me and my girlfriends at the bar, the library or in the street, you don’t have a chance, so do us a huge just leave us alone. Maybe we’ll want you in our thirties, but now you’re just a pathetic peasant fawning over a princess. Just stop it.

Maybe we’ll want you in our thirties, but now you’re just a pathetic peasant fawning over a princess. Just stop it. Yeah but the point is we want to fuck the hot 20 somethings, not what's left of your youth.

/rant

watersign · 2014-03-16T19:56:13+00:00

This is entirely satire, isn't it?

Olipyr · 2014-03-16T04:57:27+00:00

Come at me, bro!

Hlewagastiz · 2014-03-16T14:10:07+00:00

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Title	5 Things Women Need To Do In Their 20′s (Or Else The Suffragists Died For Nothing)
Author	Hlewagastiz
Upvotes	117
Comments	78
Date	March 16, 2014 2:43 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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