Womanese: "You better not come over here right now." Translation: "Please come over here right now!!"

StarDestinyGuy · 2015-02-06T18:45:22+00:00

Wow, these comments.

He posts a cute story about a cool, reasonably acting girl and his interaction with her, and how do you guys respond? Bitching about a lack of drama and the use of the word "tickled."

Seriously?

GREF_ · 2015-02-06T19:16:13+00:00

No Shoes Beyond This Point

LOL I have a no shoes sign too. It's hilarious people think women are usually cleaner than men. Most of the women I know live in pigsties and my place is so clean and organized.

killcat · 2015-02-06T22:09:14+00:00

back in my early 20's I had a HB7 ring me up to "come over because she was bored". When she got there she proceeded to take her pants down in my bedroom to "put on a nicotine patch" and told me "not to watch". Which I didn't. God I was an idiot with women.

JayViceroy · 2015-02-06T21:55:39+00:00

One thing I would recommend is that you always take control. If she sits somewhere you don't want her to sit, tell her. "Come sit here." She'll always comply and this is a subtle way to control her body. Plus, you'll be able to make a move to kino. There is usually never a point on a date with a girl where we aren't touching. It's imperative to me. Because when there is silence touching takes away any awkward vibe she may feel.

Great write up. All these guys hating is hilarious. You gave good examples of always maintaining control and focus.

animalpoo · 2015-02-06T23:22:46+00:00

I've been in a similar situation before. Party dies down and everyone goes to bed apart from this one girl who decided she wanted to stay down stairs on the sofa opposite me. It's important to note that she had the option of staying with her friend in a bed.

We get chatting and get a bit flirty and I realise I need to be on the same sofa as her. So I throw something at her, she obviously throws something back at me. I throw a cushion, she throws it back and this goes on for some time. I eventually go " you better cut that shit out, I'm super competitive and if you don't stop, I'm going to bite your face " , she calls my bluff "you wouldn't dare !" Whilst throwing something at me. Boom I was on the sofa, biting, kissing then fucking within five minutes.

seattleron · 2015-02-06T22:53:59+00:00

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SILENTSAM69 · 2015-02-07T17:04:25+00:00

Reminds me of when I first had sex. The girl was naked and wrapped in a blanket. She looked at me and said "no." Obvious womanese.

2015-02-06T22:48:13+00:00

theres this cougar at a local bar. when i arrived i said hi and told her i missed her. "i have missed you too where have you been?" that was when i noticed the wedding ring. "oh you're married?" i asked. she said yes but they lived seperately, apparently he's too grumpy. here's where it gets interesting - i mentioned that its a good idea, gives you a chance to miss each other, build a bit of tension. she looked at me like "what a pity you cant see i'm DTF?"

cascadecombo · 2015-02-07T01:35:58+00:00

Solid post man, it's basically the shit-test of not following her lead.

She says don't do something, and if you do as she says she pretty much knows you'll be her bitch. And who wants that?

LukeThompson123 · 2015-02-07T02:57:51+00:00

Down with the anti-ticklers! lol good post OP the picking girls up thing works a charm too.

2015-02-07T07:25:36+00:00

I've literally just finished reading 'The Book Of Pook' a few hours ago. That book is gold when it comes to Masculinity and Sexuality.

Karol754 · Sat Feb 7 13:05:00 2015 UTC

I always play musical chairs with my girls.

Luckyluke23 · 2015-02-07T08:54:43+00:00

question on said topic.

what if you are scared of getting physical with a women. even though you have sex with one or two before?

i ask because a friend of mine.....

what would you tell a guy who is having toublle getting physical. ( it's not he doesn't know what to do, well maybe sometimes. it's just he's to scared to do it)

ValarMorghulis90 · 2015-02-08T02:36:37+00:00

I read your post about the pick-up hug thing, I've been waiting to try that. Haven't had an opportunity yet. Idk, I liked the post. Playfulness and teasing is my favorite part about 1 on 1s with women.

Zanford · 2015-02-06T21:21:11+00:00

Anti-Slut Defense is what this is. She sat on the chair b/c otherwise she would have had to explicitly sit next to you. If you'd let her sit down first, she likely would have picked hte couch. Consider getting rid of your chair, or leaving some crap piled on it (ideally DHV props like sporting gear or a guitar).

And her Womanese is textbook ASD. She was subcommunicating what she wanted while saying that she did 'not' want to be approached, chased, tickled. It makes her look virtuous (HAR!) and puts you in a literal chaser role (albeit a Game-friendly one b/c it's playful and dominant). Her line is actually pretty good Girl Game, laying down a transparent invitation for you to tickle her. It sounds like this girl is 'on your side' in the sense that she wants to give you a path to her poosy.

Your ending was vague though. Did you guys just cuddle? Since you didn't mention any further kino (makeout, BJ, sex) It sounds like you dropped the ball and nerfed yourself. You should have escalated.

And if you did, don't be coy and tell us 'you know the rest, pretty standard.' Usually when guys say that, it means nothing happened, and they are trying to make their audience think something did, for ego.

fhghg · 2015-02-09T06:08:17+00:00

This is some teenage bullshit, OP. Of course she wants a dicking.

seattleron · 2015-02-09T10:58:56+00:00

You have to be autistic to think that she actually wanted you to not touch her. But maybe posts like this is what these people need, who knows...

Vibronaut · 2015-02-06T16:06:46+00:00

I had hoped you were going to talk about a situation where she was pissed with you and told you not to bother coming over to see her. Not where she is clearly gagging for it.

Wheyman92 · 2015-02-06T17:55:12+00:00

Tickling is just such a fuckin gay word I wouldnt even think to utter it.

Title	Womanese: "You better not come over here right now." Translation: "Please come over here right now!!"
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Date	February 6, 2015 3:42 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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