LTR car smells like pussy? Am I losing my mind

BrodinsOats · 2019-12-25T06:47:02+00:00

These are the quality shitposts I come to AskTRP for

Rkingpin · 2019-12-25T06:15:32+00:00

Ejaculate on seat and see if the chair gets pregnant

lolomotif12 · 2019-12-25T07:23:55+00:00

Can't believe people are telling him to hard next over something like this! OP, I understand why you are getting paranoid. But keep in mind it's not her car and old people smell funny and their smell sets into their cars and home however if something doesnt sit right with you watch her actions and keep a close eye on her behaviour maybe even throw some questions to her about her day and see how she responds.

Kabuki431 · 2019-12-25T08:20:15+00:00

She was super horny
She's either about to start bleeding
She's done bleeding and ovulating

Dafuq is wrong with you guys. Its simple female biology.

VigilantCMDR · 2019-12-25T08:01:37+00:00

bro honestly I think you're good

i cant imagine how some people here want to say "HARD NEXT GHOST MONK MODE" over this shit.

i've smelled girls at school that smell like pussy, and secondly I doubt she would be fucking in her car, atleast her other lovers bedroom or some shit.

as the other guy said, take like a UV flashlight and see if anything weird comes up. and just stay vigilant for other red flags.

otherwise tho, i'm sure ur fine

2019-12-25T06:58:27+00:00

A lot of things smell like pussy. I've smelled pussy on a chair in the library. I fuck frequently in cars and have never fucked in the passenger seat, I always put that seat down and do the deed in the backseat where there's more space. I think that's that most people do?

That being said, trust your gut instincts and peel your eyes for any shady behavior that would corroborate your suspicions.

TheDero · 2019-12-25T14:08:39+00:00

I think there's two options here realistically:

Ask her about it and then hamster over if she's lying or not.
Be a 1000IQ Chad and look through the car with a blacklight. That will tell you for sure.

She could just be on her period as well. Or gotten horny and rubbed one out when you went to run into the Walmart

Davidskylarkk · 2019-12-25T15:17:15+00:00

Maybe she just went to subway and got a tuna sub to go...

2019-12-25T15:35:50+00:00

Probably just your upper lip

alphakari · 2019-12-25T05:55:02+00:00

I'd joke about it in a "why does your car smell bad" sort of way, and see how she responds.

PandaLitter · 2019-12-25T05:56:03+00:00

She's getting fucked in her car by someone that isn't you, What other conclusion were you hoping for

hoopingblob · 2019-12-26T00:01:41+00:00

You should get her body wash for Christmas

NAFI_S · 2019-12-25T08:25:31+00:00

Ask her casually "are you seeing someone else?"

If she says no, and then demands to know why you asked her, then she probably isnt cheating.

If she says yes or no, and changes the subject or doesn't add anything else to the conversation topic, she probably is cheating.

TecnoParadox · 2019-12-25T06:40:17+00:00

Honestly I’d say just trust your gut. In any case of cheating you will rarely find any reliable evidence. It is either that or hire a P.I. At the end of the day you will have to live with it and if you are going to obsess over whether she cheated or not when that car smells like genitals, it will just ruin your relationship. Pick a decision you won’t regret making and stick to it.

RoccoPinkman · 2019-12-25T18:58:12+00:00

I told her to clean the passenger seat when we were done fucking! Hard next her, she’s lazy AND a cheat!

LeChumScrubber · 2019-12-25T06:16:45+00:00

honestly thats fucking gross dude lmao. id get rid of her.

theUnBannableHulk · 2019-12-25T09:29:05+00:00

Lol

Listen to your gut.

It’s evolved to be never wrong.

user20180620 · 2019-12-25T06:59:36+00:00

Get a black light... Does pussy juice show up? Surely it does.

E9er · 2019-12-25T06:46:30+00:00

i would start flirting with plating. perhaps start talking to girls. get some numbers. if you continue to smell for sure plate. then when if it’s obvious you platting already

Title	LTR car smells like pussy? Am I losing my mind
Author	drapermeetsdapper
Upvotes	19
Comments	37
Date	December 25, 2019 5:53 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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