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[–]the-red_womanFDS Disciple161 points162 points163 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
“But, but it’s so much easier for girls” Waaaah I want my mummy
[–]Tell-Me-Whyy121 points122 points123 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah it's so much easier for women to perfectly distribute their body fat to their specific requirements and move their bones to be a 'perfect' shape and have a perfectly symmetrical and beautiful face and whatnot than it is for a guy to yannoe shower, shave, and do a bit of exercise
[–]gcsubthrowFDS Apprentice11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And to apply makeup perfectly and precisely to simultaneously not be wearing too much, but just enough. Nevermind the costs of products and time it takes to apply or even learn.
[–]DoesntRlyMatter4MeFDS Newbie85 points86 points87 points 5 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link
Wait, what? Someone claims that?
Men can go from being overweight to having a six pack in a span of 6 months and I'm being generous. Hard workers can do it in half the time. I can't understand why they don't take effort into staying at least in a little bit of shape. It doesn't require much. They can lift heavy weights and then eat pizza and still be fine.
Whenever any of them complains about their form, I am always ready to rant. For real. Women deal with fluctuating hormones and that's enough to make it harder.
I'm already tilted and you were only making fun of that.
Saw comment 'not an easy as you think' - I assume by man. Yes, it is easy. I know many men. I see huge changes on reddit. Just because it's hard for you to lift your butt from couch, doesn't mean taking care of your shape is hard. For you your whole life is hard.
[–]feminologie_FDS Apprentice49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I met a guy on Tinder who had an amazing body. He told me he worked out several days a week to make up for the fact that his diet was terrible. I mean this guy was hawt and wasn't even a gym rat or anything. A bit of effort is totally doable and gets great results, but noooo LVM would rather sit on their ass playing video games, eating Doritos and getting fatter by the day then complain they don't get matches.
[–]yfunk3FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh. Meanwhile, I so much as think about a cookie and my weight fluctuates like crazy. Metabolism seriously differs a lot between men and women, especially due to the muscle difference.
[–]474r4x14FDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Seriously! My LVM ex all but had to look at weights and he'd go from a beer belly to shredded in like 6 weeks.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girl I hear you, it’s infuriating
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes this! I had an ex who ate nothing but crap did the odd day at the gym and was musclebound af. Used to really piss me off, I work soooooooooo hard at staying in shape, but I’ll never have a six pack.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right?? (Also love your username!)
[–]ASeaOfQuotesFDS Apprentice72 points73 points74 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The sad part is they can’t even do the bare minimum like wash their ass and trim their beard.
[–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I count myself lucky not having dated a man with that low of a personal hygiene but I did date men who thought they were all that and made me feel like shit so 🤷♀️
[–]gcsubthrowFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why are scraggly, unkempt beards a thing now?!
[–]RiasXgremoryXFDS Disciple69 points70 points71 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Cue all the angry men clutching their pearls at this post saying:
"mIsAnDrY!
"tHiS iS wHy wE nEEd mEn's rIgHts!"🤪
"this is sExIsM!"
"waaah! waaaah! not FaIr!"
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's called equality of rights 🤣🤣🤣
[–][deleted] 55 points56 points57 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I really don’t know why they expect so much from us. It is one thing if he is rich and attractive and wants us perfect but it is the ugly and poor men who criticize my body.
[–][deleted] 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why? Porn and instagram fried their brains into believing that perfect models want them.
[–]CloacaDiddlerFDS Disciple23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It makes me shudder in revulsion at the thought of paying a woman for a personal interaction where she fakes an interest in you personally (despite never seeing you, not knowing who you are, and going through her list of canned responses) and someone taking that as an ego boost. Ah yes, this absolutely perfect model is truly drooling desperately for my unwashed little shrimp and not only that, but I have more power over her simply because I paid like $2 - the mind of a sad, sad basement troll.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They don't care about what women want or feel, so that's fine by them 🤷♀️ No different than paying a mechanic to fix your car - as long as the job gets done!
[–]AveryhvwFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The scrotacity astounds 🙄
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This post is going to piss them off 😂😂😂
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The truth usually does!
[–]MuffinSongsFDS Disciple8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean, I do, but don’t expect it. Respect it 💋
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