Car, 30

I am a gas guzzling, Porsche 911, with 200k miles, serious permanent body damage, and 38 five previous owners. If you cannot handle rust, shit stains on the back seat, and big repair bills, don't waste my time.

Been in a few accidents, but that's because other drivers suck. I am looking for a mechanic with tats who knows how to treat a Porsche like a Porsche. Tired of being used by uber drivers, so my taxi days and fun road trip times are over. Mama has bills to pay. Time to get a serious owner who knows how to be generous with repair bills.

I have two 80lb cinderblocks in the trunk and they are my world. So if that don't work for you, swipe left!

But I have a gas tank, so "fuel pipe pass" - tee hee!

Oh, love to travel, drives on the beach, rest stop gasoline, eat park love, 420 friendly, love me some ethanol... wink wink.

Theme song: Life is a Highway

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