"Finding a husband is hard"

Aldabruzzo · 2019-11-21T21:39:49+00:00

I call bullshit.

It should be reduced down to one statement, which I've heard so many girls say.

"If you find a guy who's hot, fun, interesting, successful, has a good body and a nice cock, he won't stick around or he's not nice to me. If you find a decent guy who will stick around and is nice, he's ugly, fat, micropeened, and acts like a pussy; and then it doesn't matter whether he's fun, interesting or successful, cuz eww."

Or stated more succinctly:

"The hot guys I want to fuck aren't relationship material. The relationship material guys aren't fuckable and I don't want to fuck them."

Furi0usxStylez · 2019-11-19T11:29:28+00:00

You find a pretty one, she's a slut.
You find one who can cook, she's a slut.
You find one who loves you, she's a slut.
You find one who who's fat? She's lazy, ugly, and (you guessed it) a slut.

meerita · 2019-11-19T11:56:44+00:00

You find a handsome woman, the brain functions like lizard or chicken brain.
When you find a brilliant one, she's with the toxic chad.
When you find a rich one, she's the ugliest in earth.
When you find a hard-working one, she looks like a man.
When you find a serious one, you never have sex
When you find a humble one, wait, that's impossible.
When you find a responsible one, she wants to marry you and get a kid instantly.
When you find a educated one, you find out she feels she is always right
When you find an illiterate one, you found a feminist.
When you find a smart one, she lied about her being smart.

scaramellozzi · 2019-11-19T11:29:23+00:00

Just like the girl complaining that her bodybuilder bf had to drink his protein shake every 2 hour and he was obsessed by his looks...

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-11-19T15:12:39+00:00

Being a husband is hard.

If you're handsome, she always accuses you of cheating.
If you're intelligent, she gets annoyed when you correct her.
If you're rich and/or making decent money, she spends it all (and usually on stupid shit).
If you work your ass off to be a good provider, she'll complain that you're never home.
If you're serious, she just subconsciously thinks you don't have options.
If you're humble, she thinks you're becoming a pussy.
If you're responsible, she's bored.
If you're educated, she thinks you're not living up to your potential.
If you're illiterate, you're not reading this anyway.
If you're smart, she suspects you're also devious even though you aren't.

Traksimuss · 2019-11-19T11:54:01+00:00

But finding a wife is not hard - she just needs to be sure there will be enough money to extort from you after divorce rape.

Overkillengine · 2019-11-19T12:27:17+00:00

Well maybe they should not be looking for the male equivalent of fried ice, or powdered water.

If one is not some impossibly improbable combination of good traits, then one should not expect to get them in a partner.

I bet none of these women are anywhere near being a debt free virgin with no tattoos, but they expect some triple six CEO with a fetish for old fat single moms to show up and spank them on demand.

NoCharism · 2019-11-19T11:37:55+00:00

finding a woman is hard: you find a woman - she isnt a virgin

OldFashionMarine · 2019-11-19T12:48:26+00:00

Why are they looking....? If we are all bad, why do they keep chasing? Do life yourself......stop bitching and start doing. OH, you can't do it yourself?

Keisuke_Takahiro · 2019-11-19T12:08:16+00:00

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Fhaze1117 · 2019-11-19T11:54:59+00:00

I mean if a person keeps running into a brick wall every single time, the problem is not the brick wall,the problem is the person.

And again no one deserves commitment just because.

jklol22 · 2019-11-19T13:01:04+00:00

You find one that smells fishy, Epstein didn't kill himself.

chalulin · 2019-11-19T14:45:16+00:00

Someone I had a crush on and was rejected by in college said to me: "you're too funny. Always laughing; you need to be more serious about life."

Years later she kept saying: "I need someone who can make me laugh and is cheerful."

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-11-19T13:15:16+00:00

You just hang in there and keep holding out, I'm sure you'll find your perfect companion.

Hint: His name is Mr. Mittens and he is available for a small donation at the animal shelter.

loneliness-inc · 2019-11-19T13:08:33+00:00

But. I. Want. Fried. Ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thetrvler · 2019-11-19T16:33:15+00:00

Rules to being, at least, a decent wife-

Don’t be fat.
Don’t nag so much.

It’s a wonder when women figure out these two things, their lives immediately get 1,000x’s easier.

KavaNotGuilty · 2019-11-19T13:27:56+00:00

Anyone else notice the cognitive dissonance between numbers 2 and 5?

BluepillProfessor · 2019-11-19T14:55:02+00:00

Think how God felt. He gave a thot paradise and the garden of Eden with just one task. She couldn't do it because mah feels. If even the garden was not enough for a woman why does any man think he can be enough? It is never enough. Never!

emax4 · 2019-11-19T13:43:56+00:00

Then stop looking!

askmrcia · 2019-11-19T17:10:41+00:00

They all can talk a good game, but can never back it up. Yup us guys are the problem and you're always bragging how much better you are without us. They still chase. The moment any guy with the attributes listed above comes around they drop their crap and chase after the guy only to get pumped and dumped again assuming they are attractive enough.

I mean how else do they have so much knowledge that all these guys are the problem? Even when they do their single girl wine meetings at some expensive restaurant, 99% of the time they are talking about men and their failed relationships.

I'm sure anyone who has ever had a job as a server could relate.

Chad1Stevens · 2019-11-19T18:29:33+00:00

Sad thing is, it's really, really easy for women. All you have to do is not be too overweight, be pleasant, know how to put on makeup, and know how to make a few simple dishes. Very few women can even do that.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-11-19T19:57:48+00:00

Bitch, adults know to compromise on things. This is why you didn't get to vote until 1920.

Cavannah · 2019-11-19T18:40:55+00:00

"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him."

- Cardinal Richelieu

The fact of the matter is that no matter how good you are, someone can always find fault with you. If they're dedicated to seeing nothing but faults in others then that's what they'll find.

Their mission in life is to undermine, tear down, confuse, anger, and stymie everyone who they come in contact with. These people -just like the person in the OP- are caustic narcissists who you should avoid at all costs.

Jarin01 · 2019-11-19T23:23:52+00:00

This is the result of society no longer holding women's hypergamy in check. See she want's a Chad because back in our caveman days the biggest and strongest man in the tribe was also the best hunter and the most able to provide for her and her offspring. It didn't matter if he was dumb as a rock as long as he could run fast and throw a spear. But today the best providers are the smart men not the Chad's and Tyrone's but her biological drive hasn't caught up to the reality of the modern world. She wants a Chad that can also provide but Chad is too busy shooting up in the bathroom to get a job.

So she instead looks for this mythical Chad that is also smart and successful. That's why she has all those ridiculous requirements on her dating profile. Must be 6'3, must make six figures, must have a masters degree, and so on, and so on. Maybe one guy in a million actually checks all the boxes but they all think they are settling if they don't get everything on their wish list.

At least when fathers arranged their daughters marriage she could be sure to be well taken care of. Now they all wind up with three bastards and eventually broke and alone.

houseoftolstoy · 2019-11-19T17:40:26+00:00

Women who fail to select a good man are failing at their reproductive roles. Women are the more selective sex when it comes to courtship (or at least they are in absence of a corrupt welfare state that lessens the consequences of bad choices), so when they do actually select a man for a sexual relationship, she is making a statement that he is the best choice she could make. If that choice turns out to be wrong, she demonstrates that she is failing at her role. Of course, failing to choose correctly would not be so bad if women did not play to the lowest common denominator of morality by sleeping with men too early, but in the presence of the welfare state it is going to continue in that trajectory.

Should I simply believe that these are the only outcomes for women looking for a man? Every positive trait has an irredeemable negative trait? No, I see the more likely explanation is that she is choosing wrong by using bad filters for the type of men she meets with. The reason cannot be her, right? If that were the case, she would show that she is failing at her reproductive role, and we just cannot have that.

Billy_Sunsteel · 2019-11-19T19:40:44+00:00

For guys:

You find a smart one, she's not really smart, just has degree in gender studies and hates men.
She's good in bed but she's a ho.
She's not a ho, wants to wait for marriage but is still super flirty with other dudes
She's hot, not a ho but doesnt gives generic boring sex and not enough of it.
She's got money but too old 38 and more milage than a 1998 toyota Corolla with 450,000 miles. And wants kids/marriage asap. And super bossy.
She's young, but super dumb and slutty and costs a fortune and has 3 DUIs.
She's a single mother and needs a responsible wallet I mean man.

hewhoisnotyou · 2019-11-19T23:19:27+00:00

Wait... How is illiterate considered a desired trait?

S1mplejax · 2019-11-20T00:24:13+00:00

I like how illiterate is apparently the attractive quality in that example.

OsirusCD · 2019-11-19T15:42:27+00:00

You find a woman..... pray to God she didn't see you and just keep on moving.

BetterHimThanMe · 2019-11-19T22:56:01+00:00

Shut the fuck up, bitch
Shut the fuck up, bitch
Shut the fuck up, bitch

etc....

myrtlebtch · 2019-11-19T14:27:34+00:00

I’d take 1,2,4,5,6,7... Those are not a deal breaker for me.

Natuasi · 2019-11-19T15:23:34+00:00

Ungrateful beyotches.

FoxIslander · 2019-11-19T20:11:41+00:00

....and on another note:

Finding cats is easy.

2019-11-25T04:41:49+00:00

But who told her to try them all...?

Title	"Finding a husband is hard"
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	606
Comments	120
Date	November 19, 2019 11:23 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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But. I. Want. Fried. Ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!