[28F] Her conversation starter is "Keep it respectful".

DangZagnut · 2019-08-02T12:24:46+00:00

So...english as a second language?

anyoneinamerica · 2019-08-02T12:33:52+00:00

Oh Stewardess, I speak Jive.

Someone please translate this gibberish.

Keep it respectful or get treated

Sooo what she is saying is: if you do not keep it respectful and act like she is a two bit whore, then you will be rewarded with a treat.

Freudian slip, I think.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2019-08-02T15:16:56+00:00

She gets to vote. To VOTE. To take part in the electoral and lawmaking process that governs all the US citizenry. And she's raising a child who will see all the decisions she makes. Unbelievable.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-08-02T12:34:48+00:00

Look on the bright side! Her interests include weed and money. But scary movies, though? Pfft. What a deal-breaker.

It's a shame because everything else on her profile is poetry and catnip.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-08-02T12:46:31+00:00

"Very ambitious", yet didn't have the ambition to achieve basic literacy.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-08-02T13:11:51+00:00

I think they had an Ebonics translator gadget on Star Trek...

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-08-02T13:11:09+00:00

Hood rat are gonna hood rat. Only one type of guy she will attract talking like that. See you in 8 years with 3 more kids. Hopefuly they can teach you to talk properly.

Customer service? Cashier at McD's?

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-08-02T13:20:48+00:00

I always get a chuckle out of women's profiles wherein they showcase about half a dozen different coifs throughout their pictures. Like, "See, I can look sassy, and sometimes wild, and sometimes edumacated." It is especially funny with black women such as above when they showcase 5 or 6 different and creative styles they've done with the Pakistani girl's hair they have plastered to their head.

ramaga · 2019-08-02T14:31:52+00:00

I'm black. Chicks like this (who, alas, are far too common in the black community) are why I won't date black women.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-08-02T14:54:04+00:00

“Okay, Listen up. I’m not here for dirty, promiscuous men. I WILL not have sex with you because you rolled the blunt. I’m not like those other sluts, so move on. I’m good at recognizing if you’re that type.

Why do I only seem to attract losers? Must have own place and car, if you even want to have a chance with me. If you don’t, go on welfare, dummy.”

I mean, come on. She’s fuckin wholesome! Who wouldn’t?

Aldabruzzo · 2019-08-02T15:39:38+00:00

Translation of the hot mess in all caps:

The truth is that I'm used to STD-ridden men hitting on me just because we hung out and did drugs together. But I know I'm better than these desperate guys. Look, if some of you guys would just take me out and show me a good time, i might have sex with you. Sluts might be sending you messages, but you're wasting your time. You can't do that with me. You have to respect me because I know all the moves guys like you will try to use on me. If you are homeless or don't have a car or a job, don't come at me wanting sex because it's not going to happen. Go get some life stability first and then come talk to me.

MRMRising · 2019-08-02T17:08:31+00:00

So she is a single mom that is a smoker and drinker (but prefers not to say). Her interests include weed, MONEY and talks like a hoodrat. She berates men for being homeless, but undoubtedly relies on section 8 housing to keep a roof over her head.

What's missing is how many kids does she have?

MarkBoabaca · 2019-08-02T15:12:57+00:00

WTF did I just read???

I could literally hear every single word of that incoherent diatribe from an angry WOC's voice. Angry, shrill, testosterone filled garbage.

Where do I sign up?

Tompa82 · 2019-08-02T18:32:57+00:00

Interests: Money?!

Who the f##k puts money under interests.

HookedOnSpanking · 2019-08-02T14:50:29+00:00

When the 80 IQ hits too hard.

[deleted] · 2019-08-02T17:14:22+00:00

So she is uneducated, drinks, smokes, has kids, and is not married. She is winning this christianity thing!

bushwicksick · 2019-08-02T20:22:45+00:00

Hello WAATGM,

I'm the resident 'Shaniqua Analyst'. It's actually pretty hard to decipher what this low I.Q, horse hair wearing cunt is trying to say. I have a PHD in Ebonics and gawd damn this bitch takes it to another level.

[deleted] · 2019-08-02T12:26:56+00:00

Almost a rap lyrics

animalmother2017 · 2019-08-03T15:44:46+00:00

At least she’s not axing for much.

moorekom · 2019-08-03T20:13:29+00:00

She works at Customer service with that face?

Sheeeit.

harharry · 2019-08-02T15:02:37+00:00

Ok lady. Whatever makes your worthless ass feel better.

aussielander · 2019-08-02T16:52:02+00:00

Her photo look like something a 9 yr would come up with.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-08-02T20:22:01+00:00

If she was good at customer service the guy that knocked her up would still be with her....! Where's the complaint department?....

Luffysstrawhat · 2019-08-03T00:20:04+00:00

I bet she pronounces it "Respekful"

ricstone100 · 2019-08-03T00:22:50+00:00

I'm going to assume that this profile is of an American woman.

I have a question with this assumption in mind. Why are there so many black women who call themselves Christian but have kids out of wedlock/marriage? Perhaps I've missed something and there's proportionally the same number of white women who do the same, but is this a specific thing in the US?

TheNewGuest · 2019-08-03T01:27:32+00:00

Not even Google translate knows wtf she's saying.

PanderjitSingh_k · 2019-08-03T03:46:21+00:00

‘Educaction:High School’

...

‘How ambitious are you: Very Ambitious’

cenaluc · 2019-08-03T06:21:58+00:00

Interests : MONEY

FIAT Currency is a strange interest for a ghetto girl but I love that!

I bet she will love my collection of books about applied economic.

SirKolbath · 2019-08-03T17:49:43+00:00

What the fuck is she grunting? I can't even read that all caps hoodrat blender noise.

Flesh_Pillow5 · 2019-08-02T23:13:36+00:00

The level aggression is astounding

RRFdev · 2019-08-03T05:37:32+00:00

LOL, this Lakisha is raging through the balls, yo.

Scooned · 2019-08-03T08:58:07+00:00

Was that English?

Litigious_Giraffe · 2019-08-04T11:48:16+00:00

how did u find the mother of my child on here?

Heypunk11 · 2019-08-04T21:46:50+00:00

Reading this gave me autism...

PhantasyBoy · 2019-08-07T09:04:22+00:00

I gave up

Heypunk11 · 2019-08-26T10:32:38+00:00

I couldn't even finishing reading this... now I'm crosseyed

life_is_confusing472 · 2019-08-04T03:00:41+00:00

reads About Me section

What the cinnamon toast fuck is this?

Title	[28F] Her conversation starter is "Keep it respectful".
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	115
Comments	82
Date	August 2, 2019 12:13 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/cl3au1/28f_her_conversation_starter_is_keep_it_respectful/
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