[F33] Post Wall. 3 Sons who are her world. Screw you if you're under 5'10 with a beard though. But it's OK, lads, because she's classy.

TerpsMakeMeDrink · 2019-07-19T16:43:53+00:00

DELUSION: 100

_do_not_read_this_ · 2019-07-19T16:53:22+00:00

Hi I'm a plain Jane. Here's a list of rules for you to follow.

Great way to start a relationship.

I'll pass, babe.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2019-07-19T17:07:59+00:00

Judging by the inane demands, this one is a former Stacy who is used to having her pick of Chads. While still good-looking enough to attract some Chads looking for a quick nut, that is the extent of her worth to a "Good Man". Having 3 mini-Chads and being a demanding bitch will scare away anyone she would be remotely interested in marrying.

She is about to learn, though, that nobody pays $1,000 for an iPhone 4 in 2019 when they have the hot new iPhone X models available for the same price.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-07-19T16:52:12+00:00

33 and 3 kids......what more could a man ask for? Am I right?

OsirusCD · 2019-07-19T16:54:34+00:00

Only women with no class, say 'I have class'

anyoneinamerica · 2019-07-19T16:35:43+00:00

Well babe,

It's like this, I have a beard because for some reason that I don't understand, attractive women find it attractive.

I am not attracted to skelator. I prefer rough and hard sex. Anorexic looking chicks end up leaving bruises from the pelvis bone pounding.

Best of luck finding some simp that wants to pay for your 3 kids and never get anything in return from you, so don't message me or I will block you.

Cheers baby.

Cyanide-Cookies · 2019-07-19T19:21:06+00:00

So let me get this straight, as long as you are tall you can get the "privilege" of looking after 3 kids who will hate you while putting up with their picky bitch of a mom too? Lol why? Why would any man bother with this?

ihateshadylandlords · 2019-07-19T17:43:26+00:00

She must think she’s still 19 and baggage-free by the demands she has in her profile.

incelposter · 2019-07-19T17:29:01+00:00

The only thing she has going for her is that she's still decent looking for a 33 year old. That's under the questionable assumption that those pics accurately portray what she looks like now, and aren't photoshopped or years old.

But even so, there's a lot of baggage here. 3 kids, an unskilled (and thus low paying) job means she expects you to be the financial provider of the household. You can tell by the way the bio is written that she's stuck up and entitled. And she expects you to put up with it for no or very occasional sex.

1Badshot · 2019-07-19T19:41:46+00:00

When she was 19-20 years old she could command the top of the line stud with money and a nice car.

Now she has to settle for guys on bicycles who "recycle" for a living.

LateralThinker13 · 2019-07-19T19:21:09+00:00

Oh princess. You want a young looking guy (no facial hair) but are aiming at the 35-48 age range, which is at least semirealistic. But lady... you ain't 33. Well, you don't LOOK 33. You could easily pass for mid-40s. Too much time on the CC, babe, and you need to get real. You ain't all that, and those three anchors you have weighing you down aren't going to help.

RunawayGrain · 2019-07-19T19:26:06+00:00

I have class.

And that class is an illusion mage.

Older_Miggy · 2019-07-19T20:37:53+00:00

Somebody send this profile to Bagel Boss guy.

DenimRaptNightmare · 2019-07-20T00:48:58+00:00

Bitch, my beard is glorious

Bfsh44rp · 2019-07-19T22:18:38+00:00

For a 33 old she can pass as 25... However after a first date at a pool all that clown makeup comes off and we see what stands before us.

She is brave though for being 33 with high school competing with <20 with "some college"

RRFdev · 2019-07-20T01:35:20+00:00

I keep seeing this over and over. Women who slut around (yes, she is a slut, otherwise she wouldn't put "I don't do hookups" on her profile) tend to hit the wall really, really fast.

I see that the guys who are living healthy, celibate lives, myself included, age very gracefully - and this is even the same for the women who don't ride the cock carousel too.

Perhaps the accumulation of transmitted viruses and bacteria through sex with numerous unvetted partners leads to DNA damage and hence accelerated aging? I know that there are STDs that actually don't have symptoms.

I am older than her by 2 years yet she looks 15 years older than me.

RT-AC66U · 2019-07-19T22:45:36+00:00

Facial hair hides if you have an alpha jaw line.

If she wants my face shaved, does she shave herself?

Autisticus · 2019-07-19T20:53:50+00:00

That neck

Gorillaz_Inc · 2019-07-20T00:09:07+00:00

The bagel guy would be a fine match for her.

Tracergold · 2019-07-20T16:28:13+00:00

Here I am, with a beard for the past 10 years, and all this time I had no idea that it was unattractive.

I want to thank this old haggard used up grandmother for informing me of the unattractiveness of my facial hair. Not only that, but I am going to call every girl I’ve ever banged (much younger than this old haggard grandma) and inform each of them that they were completely wrong to get into bed with me. Didn’t they realize? My facial hair is revolting. Washed up used up haggard grandma here says so.

Stahlboden · 2019-07-21T07:56:40+00:00

Baby are you an elf? Because you clearly have a grudge against dwarfes.

DicamVeritatem · 2019-07-24T17:59:13+00:00

Three chad spawn. Plainish face, obviously iffy body. High school graduate.

And a 5'8" dude, well employed, solid citizen, physically fit, healthy, sparkling personality.....isn't good enough for her.

The delusion truly knows no bounds.

Investors, go long on the cat food industry.

ugluk1 · 2019-07-20T14:31:49+00:00

Mmmm those rotten eggs and banged-up twat.

coiluniverse · 2019-07-20T15:31:30+00:00

I just want to let everyone know is that I have an orange tabby cat named Tigger who is big and furry and loves me like a dog does. He s really cool and he is my world. A woman is a major pain in the ass at this point especially women who are my age group 35-45. It’s funny you would think women would get nicer as they got older since they are losing their looks but NOPE! Women do not operate on logic but emotion. I need to stop projecting male logic onto the female mind.

NohoTwoPointOh · 2019-07-20T15:50:04+00:00

33 and already has the "old lady hole in the neck"

Her future ain't bright.

MayonaiseH0B0 · 2019-07-21T13:20:48+00:00

This is a dude right?

[deleted] · 2019-07-22T12:12:41+00:00

Here we have an entitled CNA

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