Leftover Latina asks a variant of the big question while pushing the fat acceptance. Why won't someone put on a back brace and scoop up this fine specimen of modern femininity?

NeverTrustAVaJayJay · 2019-07-10T12:44:45+00:00

That is some horrifically bad anti wrinkle skin smoothing photo editing.

PhotosyntheticChad · 2019-07-10T12:46:54+00:00

Any womyn who bleaches her hair blonde past their teens deserves to be ruthlessly ridiculed

FutureIsManAndRobot · 2019-07-10T13:03:34+00:00

Does she agree that meat (fat men) is for women too? Haha silly me, of course not, if he doesn't have a 6pack he isn't on her radar.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-07-10T13:01:57+00:00

49, wants a good man to spend the rest of her life with. How fucking long does she even have left? All her good days are decades behind her. Fuck that....!

NohoTwoPointOh · 2019-07-10T13:15:37+00:00

Answer: In South Florida, there are hundreds of thousands of younger, hotter versions.

TexasMilitia · 2019-07-10T14:22:38+00:00

“Looking to share life with a good man”

And the MGTOW OFFICIAL WAHMEN SPEECH TRANSLATION GUIDE says she really means...

“I’m tired of paying for my own shit.”

Pliyii · 2019-07-10T13:10:03+00:00

Modern? This bitch is from the age of high adventure.

RunawayGrain · 2019-07-10T14:53:48+00:00

Bones are for dogs, meat is for men.

Blubber is for orcas.

meerita · 2019-07-10T12:46:24+00:00

She's everything fake: skin color, lips, hair make up. Also, fake shot from above, bad news. Well, too fat.

Autisticus · 2019-07-10T15:50:02+00:00

SHE LOVES TO LAUGH!

Gentlemen, weve found her

cenaluc · 2019-07-10T13:18:11+00:00

Darling do not say that life is short.

You can live online for almost 20 years more, assuming that the improvement rate of the photoshop filters will not change.

Gordon-G · 2019-07-10T14:01:16+00:00

49 - 25 = 24 yrs past her prime/ expiration date..

MarkBoabaca · 2019-07-10T14:58:02+00:00

What's with the over abundance of clown make-up? She has the crazy-eyed stare of a certain Democratic socialist politician, also.

Time to man up!

SilverGryphon · 2019-07-10T13:15:04+00:00

I pretty sure there are tons of 50 year old dudes who would not mind to date her, but she is probably still chasing chads at that age. Well those chads are busy boning 20 year old women. I bet that if I were 50 years old and I hit on her, she would reject me.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-07-10T15:07:47+00:00

I'm an alcoholic (dry for 6 years) and is strikes me as very interesting that there's such an effort to put a positive spin on the effects of having a toxic relationship with food yet no similar spin to those like me who have or have had a toxic relationship with alcohol.

Captainbuttman · 2019-07-10T20:50:34+00:00

Bones are for dogs; meat is for men.

Note how women are quick to bodyshame other women, in this case skinny women.

Also meat is muscle, not fat.

harharry · 2019-07-10T14:21:51+00:00

Look at the makeup! She’s trying way too hard to look young when she’s already infertile and old af.

Just stop already lady. You’re really old, stop thinking you are a hot piece of ass and get on with life already.

CptFizz · 2019-07-10T16:42:00+00:00

This dark boarder around the lips is the worst.

[deleted] · 2019-07-10T16:09:06+00:00

She gonna get the beetus.

[deleted] · 2019-07-10T19:08:53+00:00

That is not meat, that is adipose tissue.

Chingparr · 2019-07-10T19:31:00+00:00

Lumps. Are. Not. Curves.

Jesus Christ.

liberalbutnotcrazy · 2019-07-10T13:26:34+00:00

Okay, I'm definitely MGTOW, but I will say that she is pretty decent for 49. Not datable, but decent looking for her age.

Krampus1313 · 2019-07-10T13:40:45+00:00

LOl she looks like a basic which chick with dead hair from hair bleach and stupid lipstick

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-07-10T14:16:57+00:00

She has no definition.

loneliness-inc · 2019-07-10T16:16:50+00:00

Fat 49 year old woman with plastic face and fake smile wonders why it's so hard to find a good man......

I wonder how to solve this mystery........ 🤔

WiseMonkeyGoodMonkey · 2019-07-10T17:48:00+00:00

Honestly when I read "I love to laugh" anymore I have to fight the urge to vomit.

Also. On the matter of curvy...

loganlogwood · 2019-07-10T18:21:42+00:00

There's nothing beautiful about heart disease and cellulite.

sthlmtrdr · 2019-07-10T20:21:05+00:00

Honey, I think there are a 70 year old dude somewhere for you if you keep looking.

Men want younger woman because we like beauty and good sex. A dude in who is 30 want a chick who is 20-25. A dude who is 40 want someone who is 10-15 years younger and so on.

Warlock791 · 2019-07-10T18:07:03+00:00

Why these cock-carousel-riders never write such bios when they're 19? I bet she had trains run on her back then.

It's always 20-30 years later that these used-up roasties start saying they want LTR's and sell platitudes about how they want to be "happy with someone" or "enjoy life together"... Disgusting.

JohnatanDoeson · 2019-07-10T18:11:23+00:00

I was fat when i was younger. I went to a gym. I'm no longer fat... If this (or any) post-wall woman managed to understand that simple logic, she would at least get enough sex to stop bitching about not getting a beta cuck, and if she ever got one, cheating on him would be easier (and if you're dumb enough to take her, you deserve what you're getting). But nooooo, Putting on the effort seems to be beneath most of them.

anti-hypergamist · 2019-07-10T19:37:25+00:00

put on a back brace

Lel.

sherrylavone · 2019-07-10T21:14:03+00:00

That lip liner.

CSM_Pepper · 2019-07-10T22:07:30+00:00

Call me Snoop, then, 'cause even a bone is a better prospect than Senora Problema-Glassez over here.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2019-07-10T22:42:56+00:00

I can't stand this crap. Since when is a big blubbery pod of "fat" considered "meat"? Meat is muscle, strength, power, beauty... Fat is none of those things.

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2019-07-11T01:46:39+00:00

SHE 'LOVES TO LAUGH', GUYS! Damn, I finally found my unicorn!

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-07-11T03:54:14+00:00

Meat is protein. Fat is fat.

Tailtappin · 2019-07-11T04:26:58+00:00

She loves to laugh? That's so unique!

Why the fuck do women put that in all of their bios? Who the fuck doesn't like laughing?

Denjiz · 2019-07-11T08:29:55+00:00

“49” “LTR” times up bitch

ImAWhoDat · 2019-07-11T15:26:48+00:00

"I love to laugh!"

You're so fucking unique and special! Wow! Here's the ring!

PhotosyntheticChad · 2019-07-10T14:45:29+00:00

LongjumpingChance · 2019-07-10T17:28:18+00:00

this is disturbing....

her face looks pretty fake as well

techtesh · 2019-07-10T19:33:56+00:00

Real men ho for whatever they like you obesopotomus.. Man between this sub and r/fatlogic I wanna burn my scholarship to USA.. I get hotter girls then most of these entitled princesses I the motherland..

Lis456 · 2019-07-10T19:38:40+00:00

Can hispanic, asian and black people... fuck even biracial stop dyeing their hair blonde... you’re not white... it doesn’t look right and it doesn’t look good. Before any racism claims I’m not white soo there you go.

Medusssssa1 · 2019-07-10T21:05:20+00:00

I don’t agree with shaming thinner women. Some woman are naturally small & cannot help it. I am am not small or big, I have curves but I am not obese. Being so thin to the point your bones are visible is unhealthy, but so is being overweight that you can barely walk or move.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-07-10T22:16:46+00:00

Must... bone... weird... chick...

oh_no_aliens · 2019-07-11T02:54:36+00:00

Leftover Latina lmao I love it. Plenty of fat lonely desperate old Latino dudes happy to wife this nasty cunt up though, there are only 2 kinds of latino men the fat sad ones and the built happy ones.

kyledontcare · 2019-07-11T10:15:00+00:00

At 49? Nothing left to offer and brings only baggage. Who's she kidding?

ugluk1 · 2019-07-11T11:52:29+00:00

Living skeleton, maybe you can squeeze your cock between the bone cracks. Be careful with the BJs.

blaizken_420 · 2019-07-11T18:01:45+00:00

That is the fakest face I have ever seen.

coalburningthot · 2019-07-10T19:05:01+00:00

The problem with her is that no doubt she has been bunker bustered by Chad, Brad and Tyrone. And so now she thinks that she is entitled to a Chad bf who has his shit together.

I'm a chubby girl myself and I've slept with lots of hot guys. But the Chads are far less likely to make time for you, far less emotionally available, far less likely to want a relationship and more likely to want a FWB/side bitch/fling/ONS situation, more likely to have STIs (so you have to make him wear a condom and have inferior sex). As a facially attractive chubby girl, I decided to give a facially attractive chubby guy a chance and surprise, he has a big dick and he is able to sexually satisfy me more than most Chads. And now we're in a LTR, happy together and in love. I know girls on these dating apps are very picky and I have had my picky moments too. But give your looksmatch a chance ladies. If anything I feel that my boyfriend is higher value than me. He just lacks self-esteem because Tinder killed his self-esteem. That's why he jumped at the chance to wife me up.

The male thirst is real on these apps because the bottom 80+% of guys get little to no action. Dating apps are like soft harems. The vast majority of mentally sane women are already taken or usually in between relationships. And they are mostly not on these apps. And if they are on the apps, they get snapped up quickly. They're not chronically single (and you damn well know that these single women on these apps who are active for months and years are not really single. They are someone's side piece, fuck buddy or they hookup with Chads).

Poseidonram1945 · 2019-07-12T13:26:05+00:00

We don’t ask for “bones” we ask for people in good shape!

Freshkicker · 2019-07-12T23:06:03+00:00

I looked at it and felt the devil himself gag

miamiedge · 2019-07-16T19:23:26+00:00

Meat is muscle though. No one wants a steak with too much fat.

empressthedestoryer · 2019-07-20T12:13:24+00:00

Hope she finds a man who likes meat...

Falln2pieces · 2019-07-20T17:44:18+00:00

I don't get it... Did she turn into a clown?

TheRheelThing · 2019-07-10T19:39:13+00:00

She's not that heavy, good lord.

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