Are you this 31 year old single mumma’s type? You are if you are tall, muscular, kind, generous and hilarious.

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2019-06-10T13:15:48+00:00

Shy = I expect you to do everything while I act like a lump on a log.

Big foodie = I want you to buy me expensive meals at fancy restaurants.

Single Mom = HAHAHAHAHA NO.

frenchwolf83 · 2019-06-10T12:26:04+00:00

even in France, dating apps are full of this kind of girls...

Dinomiteblast · 2019-06-10T13:15:06+00:00

I am all she is looking for, sadly, she doesnt have what i look for in a woman... loyalty, honesty and not another dudes child. I am such a misogynist...

MRP50 · 2019-06-10T13:06:59+00:00

Big foodie = landwhale in training

PolukranosEatsWords · 2019-06-10T14:18:25+00:00

Ever since being introduced to MGTOW, I view most interactions like a transaction or from a cause and effect point of view. If I do a, then b will happen, etc. If I were applying for a job and had a felony on my record that I knew would come up when the employer did a background check, I can't imagine sitting there during an interview(assuming they actually gave me one) and saying "Oh, sorry. I'm shy. How much does this position pay?" There is nothing tangible that a single mother can do that will make a man want her over a childless woman if all other things are equal in a positive manner - yeah, I know the last part is really reaching.

decentpieceofmeat · 2019-06-10T13:47:58+00:00

Wow.. a woman going for the tall, dark, handsome triad! That makes her so unique and special!

lol

JustWanderful · 2019-06-10T15:26:20+00:00

Type - tall, athletic/muscular build, kind, generous, and hilarious

Translations:

tall, athletic/muscular build Even though I'm a landwhale in training, I deserve only the hottest guys. A short. out of shape guy, ewwwww... what would my friends say?

kind Must put up with my bullshit and bad attitude without complaining

generous Must have money and be willing to spend it all on me and my crotchfruit

hilarious I'm a simpleton with the maturity of a 8 year old child. I need someone to entertain me since my current life choices/situation are making me unhappy.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-06-10T15:18:24+00:00

Single

Duh...The cock carousel is not known for LTR's

Mumma to my beautiful daughter

After 13 years on the CC I tried to baby trap Chad and he squirt and split on me. Now I need Capt. Save-a-hoe to swoop in and pay for my ~~mistakes, child, lifestyle, and meals~~ every fucking thing.

shy (only at first) so probably wont msg first

I think that my pussy is a golden ticket and my shit don't stink. I expect you to chase me because of my misconstrued and misguided perception of my value.

5ft2

I expect a 6' 4" millionaire bodybuilder, but its easier to compromise on height as long as you're paying the bills.

Chilled/reserved

I am a moron and can't carry a conversation to save my life. My depreciating body is was my only asset, so I use 'chilled/reserved/shy' as an excuse to hide my lack of personality and intelligence.

Type-dtall, athletic/muscular built, kind, generous and hilarious

Must be 6 foot 200+ pounds of pure muscle, must not call me out on my shit and always tell me I am beautiful (even though I am not), must have money and a career enough to pay for everything that I and my daughter could ever want, and must entertain me and keep me interested because the CC is only a girls night away at any point--you will be babysitting and paying for the cucking that will ensue if you don't keep me entertained and spoiled.

Golly gee Beav--I can't for the life of me understand why she would be 31 and single, can you.

Gries88 · 2019-06-10T14:46:23+00:00

What she think this is build-a-simp workshop? Lol

toolate4redpill · 2019-06-10T16:22:06+00:00

Isn't "generous" a euphemism that means she's a prostitute looking for johns?

lorem6300118 · 2019-06-10T16:34:59+00:00

“Shy, won’t message first” = I don’t want to put in any effort .

KingOfPomerania · 2019-06-10T15:19:16+00:00

Absolutely delusional! If you are all the qualities listed in her type, you can probably get women of far higher quality than a single mother!

SuperVeryDumbPerson · 2019-06-10T15:20:30+00:00

Lmao love when those pathetic used up thots makes the shopping list on how the man should be. You are 31 and have nothing to offer, but nuisances, shut the fuck up already

SaharaFatCat · 2019-06-10T15:39:38+00:00

I don't understand why people can't understand where they stand as far as picking up a member of the opposite sex... I know where I stand and am successful because of it.

Anyone know of any scientific journal articles that explain this phenomenon where people overvalue themselves?

bobik314 · 2019-06-10T13:13:49+00:00

I prefer moms of ugly daughters

drunkenmonkey66 · 2019-06-10T16:32:35+00:00

I wonder which of the required seven types the baby daddy did not posses?

Scooned · 2019-06-10T16:54:18+00:00

Still demanding even when she has nothing to offer

BigwoodyMMXVIII · 2019-06-10T15:42:28+00:00

Women on tinder: advertise having children meaning they’ve been fucked into having cave instead of a crawl space

Men: hell naw

TooFatToMatt · 2019-06-10T16:41:20+00:00

I've gotten to the point where I look at these and say, well, at least the baby's white.

Krial · 2019-06-10T18:39:45+00:00

She’s got the hilarious part down. It’s hilarious that she thinks anyone’s gonna take care of that baby lmfao

CaptEdit_in_TN · 2019-06-10T19:05:06+00:00

Foodie is another word meaning my weight is going to skyrocket the moment I've got my hooks in you.

Harry_Teak · 2019-06-10T18:39:17+00:00

Foodie. How much ass is she hiding with that toddler?

Cristoff13 · 2019-06-10T23:36:51+00:00

"snowboarding hobby" = tried it once, briefly, while on holiday. Putting it on here because I should probably put down something that doesn't involve just eating, sleeping, reading twitter and watching netflix.

wastelandchic · 2019-06-11T04:26:37+00:00

I like my girls "chilled" as well. Takes the fight out of them before I go Patrick Bateman on them.

oh_no_aliens · 2019-06-10T14:47:18+00:00

Hahahahahaha no

Ausent420 · 2019-06-10T20:32:52+00:00

Needs to be Generou$

fromthecrypt8 · 2019-06-10T21:13:52+00:00

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

[deleted] · 2019-06-11T05:02:02+00:00

You have to be rich have an athletic body and be a comedian

Un fucking believable. The entitlement mentality with these women is through the roof

insecure_manlet3 · 2019-06-11T16:52:22+00:00

No manlets allowed!

formerlydeaddd · 2019-06-13T20:56:15+00:00

what do you think happens when I show up and i'm 5'3?

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-06-14T02:09:13+00:00

"I eat, therefore I am. Bigger, slower, fatter." - Dairy Kween

IambeingSirius · 2019-06-10T18:38:56+00:00

You sound bitter and misogynistic.

She is allowed to have a preference even if *gasp* she is a single mother.

Title	Are you this 31 year old single mumma’s type? You are if you are tall, muscular, kind, generous and hilarious.
Author	fromthecrypt8
Upvotes	411
Comments	106
Date	June 10, 2019 11:22 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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