She would seem like great fun if she was 19 and not 39.

Westernhagen · 2019-06-07T14:45:07+00:00

Just sad. She's pushing 40 and thinks she's some cute emo girl from 2005.

Senior care assistant

Imagine your grandmother's life in this creature's hands. Or those tattoos being the last thing your favorite uncle sees before he dies.

Tip along these lines. If you have an appointment to tour a retirement home where you're considering placing a loved one, be assertive and inquisitive to the point where you're a rude asshole. Show up early and see what it's like when they're not presenting their best face to you. If you see a lounge during the tour duck in there and talk to a couple residents to see if they seem content and well cared for. The stakes are high.

swedishchef123 · 2019-06-07T14:59:51+00:00

Hasn't seen sober in 10 years. Check.

More FACE tattoos than fingers. Check.

"39" going on 73. Check.

Barely Intelligible Sentences and Promises to be a burden. Check.

Line forms behind ME gents. I get FIRST (401st) crack at this angel.

wilykily · 2019-06-07T13:02:37+00:00

You have to drink just to look at her face.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-06-07T13:12:18+00:00

I'd like to know how she thinks she deserves to be treated.

RedPill-BlackLotus · 2019-06-07T14:55:51+00:00

She has kids!!! Awwww fuck man, that sucks, imagine if your mom looked and behaved like this? What a trainwreck.

This is the first one I have seen with a face tatoo. She must be a special brand of fucked up to disfigure her face.

This one is a monster through and through. She looks like she escaped from the children's book where the wild things are.

Thoes poor kids. They don't even know how fucked up their going to be, because the part they are using to measure, is the part thats fucked up.

A woman like this being a mother is child abuse.

Unusual_Chair · 2019-06-07T14:23:57+00:00

She has children, god help us all.

RunawayGrain · 2019-06-07T15:25:25+00:00

Face tats are just a great way of warning off the decent guys without them actually having to interact with it.

moroots · 2019-06-07T16:08:08+00:00

this woman doesnt need a man she needs an intervention

bigboilerdawg · 2019-06-07T13:08:40+00:00

Borderline.Personality.Disorder.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-06-07T14:24:23+00:00

I chat a lot and stupid shit comes out

need a partner who can handle a strong minded woman

Which is it? You are a strong minded woman or you are full of shit?

Older_Miggy · 2019-06-07T15:09:08+00:00

This chick has OD'd on red flags.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-06-07T14:55:26+00:00

Bride of Frankenstein?

Dustin44655 · 2019-06-07T15:23:48+00:00

That's not a thousand-cock stare. That's a TEN-THOUSAND cock stare!

Westernhagen · 2019-06-07T15:30:20+00:00

"Let's make memories" - yeah the kind that will require years of therapy and powerful drugs to purge from your brain.

blazer243 · 2019-06-07T17:34:08+00:00

Not even a pump and dump.

Aldabruzzo · 2019-06-07T15:21:10+00:00

Oh my GOD what the Hell.....

Any guy who puts his wiener in that petri dish encrusted pussy deserves the antibiotic resistant gonorrhea that comes his way.

SilverGryphon · 2019-06-07T15:02:32+00:00

What in the actual fuck? This is why you should never get so many tattoos and have them on your face. When you get older you end up looking like a freak show.

TerpsMakeMeDrink · 2019-06-07T15:03:49+00:00

It's almost like I never knew the "1000 cock stare" eyes until now. And I feel like she can see through my soul.

Nybaz · 2019-06-07T12:52:13+00:00

Absolutely hideous.

Top_Poppy · 2019-06-07T13:05:19+00:00

That's as rough as a badgers arse.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-06-07T15:49:17+00:00

Those poor seniors. Imagine that face peeking into your room to check on you. You might get a heart attack!

Neroxist · 2019-06-07T16:04:07+00:00

WTF is wrong with her face??? She looks like something from Halloween Before Christmas.

_iwanttodofunnyshit_ · 2019-06-07T16:25:25+00:00

Did this bitch once fuck Mike Tyson or something??

Autisticus · 2019-06-07T16:33:35+00:00

Doesn't want children, that's a plus

[deleted] · 2019-06-07T17:56:10+00:00

Any guys who are interested should apply quickly - a fat drinker won't be around long term.

skyhigh527 · 2019-06-07T19:20:17+00:00

“Over a vodka or two”

I feel like she’s probably referring to bottles

KetamineShaman · 2019-06-07T20:31:16+00:00

“One or two vodkas” she means 1 or 2 bottles not 1 or 2 drinks

[deleted] · 2019-06-07T22:09:48+00:00

FACE

TATTOO

Cristoff13 · 2019-06-08T01:14:31+00:00

Facial tattoos? Why would she think facial tattoos are a good idea? Judging by her profile I'd guess alcohol problems, probably other serious mental health issues too. She's advertising herself as 40 year old Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Any guy her age with any common sense should know not to go anywhere near her.

[deleted] · 2019-06-09T17:46:55+00:00

Looks like a reject from the Amy Winehouse Cover Band

Tailtappin · 2019-06-10T06:49:50+00:00

Wow...you undersold it! This pearl has everything!

Fat? - check

Stupid? - check

Disgusting tattoos? - check

Emotionally retarded? - check

Kids? - check

Booze hound? - check

Complete moron in social situations? - check

Proud of being all of the above? - check

What more could a guy ask for? Who wouldn't want to get with this trainwreck's afterbirth of a life and outlook?

fromthecrypt8 · 2019-06-07T17:49:04+00:00

What a prize

TryhardPantiesON · 2019-06-07T18:47:36+00:00

Non-religious

That goes without saying.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-06-07T19:35:34+00:00

Let's make nightmares.

Harry_Teak · 2019-06-07T20:27:03+00:00

Is it even possible to take a picture of this thing that doesn't make her look like a Muppet getting a prostate exam from Freddy Krueger?

DonDorcha · 2019-06-07T20:38:42+00:00

This is a multi car pile up at a Railway Junction

RedditRouge00 · 2019-06-07T21:49:33+00:00

She looks like an alley cat.

suckmyfuck91 · 2019-06-07T22:10:22+00:00

Am the only one who don't like tattoos? It seems like nowadays 95% of the people under 50 got one.

washingtonpanther · 2019-06-09T04:14:24+00:00

Harley Quinn fell off. A clock tower.

MadeUpMelly · 2019-06-09T09:32:22+00:00

Wouldn’t doubt she was too drunk to remember who the father(s) of her children are.

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-06-09T13:49:01+00:00

WTF did I just see and read?

face tattoos or did Chad adjust her face?

this is the stuff of nightmares.

LouiseGoesLane · 2019-06-10T06:54:08+00:00

She's going to he'll, definitely

[deleted] · 2019-06-12T19:03:00+00:00

I'm guessing she's a resident of Florida?

ugluk1 · 2019-06-08T06:17:16+00:00

Nothing beats a shot of vodka to reminisce about good old times!

SirKolbath · 2019-06-08T17:02:41+00:00

Gents, don’t stick anything, fingers, dick, toes, even sticks you find on the ground or a length of 4x2, into crazy of this scale.

Michael-stallion · 2019-06-08T20:55:23+00:00

WTF 39!? This is one of those women you look at and say “Damn WTF happened to you? Feminism lied to you like a fuckin rug!”

bablfish · 2019-06-11T05:38:43+00:00

how the fuck is 40 and has tats on his face ? .... she a 20 yo rapper or something ?

IndigoTraveler8 · 2019-06-14T01:52:30+00:00

Did anyone else notice how it says she HAS children, but she DOESN'T want children?

Title	She would seem like great fun if she was 19 and not 39.
Author	ObviousLoss
Upvotes	138
Comments	94
Date	June 7, 2019 11:35 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bxtjr8/she_would_seem_like_great_fun_if_she_was_19_and/
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