Looking for someone serious...

Pliyii · 2019-06-01T03:22:19+00:00

What kind of dumazz would look at this and think "it's worth it". She literally tells you that she can get a hotter guy easily.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-06-01T04:41:05+00:00

If an "open minded" person refuses to have anything to do with someone who is "close minded" in some particular area [anti/pro abortion, whatever], is that open minded person really open minded at all, or actually close minded? Whenever someone, particularly female dating profiles, uses this stipulation, I take it to mean, "You are not allowed to judge my views, but be damn sure I will be judging yours!" In fact, it is practically a red flag unto itself; warning you upfront that they possess some quality/belief that most of decent, civil, respectable society holds as questionable at best, reprehensible at worst.

houseoftolstoy · 2019-06-01T05:02:50+00:00

Done with the hook ups lol. I get plenty of those!

If this is meant to be a brag, it is not much to brag about. It is not challenging for a woman to get sex with a guy.

Someone who is serious about relationships is not going to want a woman who not only has hooked up with a lot of guys but also announces it in her profile. Maybe she can rope in a simp, but I doubt she would be willing to settle after all the fun she had with all those hot guys.

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-06-01T07:11:10+00:00

"If you want a pay pig, well don't look at me just for that. I give my money to plenty of cam whores enough as is. And 9 times out of 10 they're hotter than you, so step up your game, bad bitch."

squeakypancake · 2019-06-01T07:18:55+00:00

Done with the hook ups lol. I get plenty of those! And 9 times out of 10, theyre hotter than you! So step your game up bad boy

Who is this supposed to attract? Seriously. If I HAD a boner going in, reading this would kill it. And it's not because I actually believe 9 out of 10 guys she fucks are hotter than me. Who talks like this? Who qualifies themselves this way? Was this a joke post made to make her girlfriends laugh?

I've never used Tinder. I'm aware that it's kind of a bottom feeder app for guys, but is this a normal thing?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-06-01T03:59:27+00:00

I want free entertainment. I won't be fucking you. She's human trash, make her happy and swipe left.

frenchwolf83 · 2019-06-01T07:09:34+00:00

Std starter pack ! Any volunteers ? 😂

RioOfTheWind · 2019-06-01T09:54:21+00:00

Done with hookups lol. I get plenty of those! And 9 times out of 10 they're hotter than you! So step up your game bad boy.

If they're so much hotter than me, why don't you date them instead? Don't know about you but all things being equal, I'm going to marry the hottest woman I can get. Holy crap, they really think they are don't average shlubs a favor by gracing them with their presence because they slept with a few 8's or 9's men and not think they are 8's or 9's as well LMAO!

boisdevie · 2019-06-01T09:26:16+00:00

'live and let live' sounds suspiciously to me like 'do not think you have the right to judge me in any way whatsoever'.

DocRock3m · 2019-06-01T14:01:00+00:00

The hilarious thing is how promiscuity is seen as a negative trait for men and women. Sleezy men are not beacons of masculinity, so how could a social tabboo be used as a tool of liberation?
Chastity is not your God hating sex. It's the most reputable way to protect your own body from potential long term damage, from short term exposure.
Antibiotics are the only thing keeping us "free". But go ahead, liberate yourself to whatever you want. Ask anyone with herpes or the Hep's & HIV's how liberated they are.

What starts sweet ends bitter & what starts bitter ends sweet.

[deleted] · 2019-06-01T05:26:22+00:00

Obnoxious.

GoyInTheStripedPJs · 2019-06-01T08:43:08+00:00

You're just not “forword” thinking enough my man.

In all seriousness though, the last paragraph is what really gives her away. Of course it is all pretty awful, but within those last two sentences is an implicit demand that you accept all manner of shitty behavior from her without complaining.

nihilismMattersTmro · 2019-06-01T14:59:15+00:00

jeesiss

"I've slept with way hotter guys than you and now I'm gonna make YOU work for it"

what sorry sucker takes this piece of trash on a date

Cursedpurpose · 2019-06-01T09:33:58+00:00

I can recite the alphabet backwards almost as fast as I can forward. Have to pass.

ShadowRun976 · 2019-06-01T11:13:58+00:00

I don't know why, but I'm imagining this woman as morbidly obese.

Ipride362 · 2019-06-01T12:15:49+00:00

Did she proofrea......never mind

pteawesome1 · 2019-06-01T12:35:29+00:00

She is looking for a cuck to support her

ladyelenawf · 2019-06-01T14:48:17+00:00

save us the trouble

Who the hell is "us"?

bestsparkyalive · 2019-06-01T15:00:25+00:00

I used to think this type of shit was worth the effort. Man I was trippin.

paleotow · 2019-06-01T15:09:43+00:00

eh, this whore will take all comers for half a bag of skittles...but she puts this high bid out front in case someone is fool enough to take it.

love475 · 2019-06-01T13:34:30+00:00

So she's looking for someone with no morals or self-respect but will date her consistently. Mmmmk.

techtesh · 2019-06-02T08:54:52+00:00

->tired of hookups I get plenty of those

And left swipe, that means none of the same minded are interested in keeping you they see as a cum toilet and I would see you as a glorified pocket pussy

->9 of 10 are hotter than you

Fine they could have you. ibtw I know that this is a bargaining tacticand anchoring technique. You're using this as this devalues the man's self esteem even before meeting you handing bitches a lot of power

Open minded

I made this porn vids with a Chad hope you like them and you won't be getting any coz my pussy hurts

DarthCallidous · 2019-06-01T06:52:37+00:00

Cringe.

prestidigibator · 2019-06-01T17:14:53+00:00

Why is it so hard for women to realize that guys don’t like it when you admit to being a slut? The guys who like it think “oh so this will be easy”. You can get hotter guys? You’ve insulted me and we haven’t even met.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-06-01T23:14:00+00:00

They are getting closer and closer to openly demanding a cuck.

no hangups about how people should or shouldn't be.

Uh huh, cupcake. Tell me more.

powertrippingmorons · 2019-06-03T09:22:22+00:00

These are the kinds of people I hate. And I actually mean it. Scum of the earth.

Unusual_Chair · 2019-06-01T17:13:45+00:00

To me the keywords that stick out are "open minded" and "backwards thinking". Generally what those translate to is that if you disapprove with her being with other men while she is with you then you are closed minded. If you believe that as a woman she is obligated to do certain things in the relationship it means you have backwards thinking.

Logically there is absolutely no sense in her seeking a serious, consistent relationship when she is contrast to those two things.

DonDorcha · 2019-06-01T18:11:46+00:00

A key that opens many locks is a good key, a lock opened by many keys is a shit lock

Sumpm · 2019-06-01T18:50:49+00:00

She has a bad past (entirely her own doing) and doesn't want to be judged.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-06-03T08:58:52+00:00

Another idiot hung up on hunger games.

Title	Looking for someone serious...
Author	atwistedphantom
Upvotes	347
Comments	51
Date	June 1, 2019 3:17 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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