This chaste, Jesus loving, mom of 2 implies the big question while searching for her bailout. Just remember that you are here to take care of her because she doesn't want to take care of you.

ChiTownBob · 2019-05-23T11:11:14+00:00

Jesus didn't die for this shit.

KingOfPomerania · 2019-05-23T11:05:29+00:00

What would Jesus think of your divorce/decision to have children out of wedlock?

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-05-23T11:27:38+00:00

Good morning cupcake. What's on your mind?

35

Hmmm. Maybe.

I love nature^TM.

That really sets you apart from the rest of, well, humanity.

The sun and the water are my elements?

Are you an earthist or something? The one thing you can hold in your hand, the thing you are literally standing upon in this photo and you choose...ah, never mind. Go on.

Music speaks to my soul.

Oh good. Let me play you the song of my people!

Huge Caps Fan

OMG. I LOVE CAPS TOO! Wait. Oh, are you a puck bunny? Yeah, that's original too.

I'm an independent single mom^TM

More original content. You don't look so independent to me, cupcakes, but please continue.

Looking for a real man^TM

I need a drink and it is 7am

Wants to do life with me

If you could give us a slight hint as to what that "life" would look like, apart from sun, water, "music". and cuckoldry, it would help us out a bit cupcake.

Not a third child

So, you are not just a single mother, but twice over. Thanks for the detail.

to take care of

So, taking care of the people closest to you is akin to having a child. Does that go both ways cupcake? If you were to fall ill, or get hurt, or laid off from work (if your independent self even works), should we break up with you because, well, we also don't want a "third child"? What about your parents? When they get old and need your care, can we leave you because now we have another dependent? Where do you draw this line cupcake?

And I love Jesus^TM.

And BOOM! There it is. The "Eat, Pray, Love" dog whistle.

If you want to know more...

No, no, no cupcake. We have all we need to know.

Look. You have invested your best years in certain men, jobs, activities, friends, ideologies, and of course your children. At this stage of life (late 30's) you should be consolidating and protecting those investments.

But sadly, it appears that instead of investing your youth, passion, and energy wisely, you have "spent" it.

My best advice to you, cupcake, is to get off the dating apps and go to the people who advised you up to now. Ask them what to do next, because you clearly have no idea. If they even HINT that the blame is on men, society, culture, or whatever, then you are screwed. They have lied to you, and they are lying now.

On the other hand, if they do NOT have answers, and do not blame anyone else, you are also screwed.

Either way, I wish you well cupcakes. You are a part of a very large and growing number of women who are in your exact shoes. Enjoy the next decade or so. I know I will!

Dracula101 · 2019-05-23T11:08:09+00:00

By Odin's Eyehole, that's one Butterface

moorekom · 2019-05-23T12:23:33+00:00

looking for a real man to do life with me

Sounds exactly like prison

anyoneinamerica · 2019-05-23T11:11:45+00:00

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toolate4redpill · 2019-05-23T11:21:34+00:00

"Body like flat, back road - face like the dirt that lines the road"

BluepillProfessor · 2019-05-23T15:01:55+00:00

Women seriously don't understand that men just want them to be happy. Unlike women, men want their partners to be content. They don't deliberately fuck up a woman's feelings or thoughts just to play games. That is what women do.

To a man, a woman is most attractive when she is relaxed and happy.

Women want a man to be UNHAPPY. When man is comfortable they play games. When a man gets confidence they tear him down. When he shows weakness of any kind they cut off sex.

To a woman, a man is most attractive when he is scowling because he is working so hard on something (that benefits the woman).

This is why all their pics show a fierce angry, scowling women. THEY are attracted when men are unhappy and scowling- so they take pics of themselves with duck faces and unhappy scowls. Projection, thy name is woman.

Men need to recognize the manipulation and coercion that women use that they and society don't even acknowledge using!

Doesn't it piss you off a little that men are concerned with making women happy while women are primarily concerned with testing and shit testing and knocking a man off balance the second he gets some confidence?

Knowledge is power gentlemen. Know thine enemy and you know thyself.

AncapGhxst · 2019-05-23T13:48:13+00:00

I'm convinced single mothers are NPCs

2019-05-23T11:25:07+00:00

She looks like my friend Charles from college

kevin32 · 2019-05-23T16:25:45+00:00

While The Big Question is implied by women seeking good men for commitment, we only flair the ones that actually ask the question:

"Where are all the good men?", "Why can't I find a decent guy?", "What happened to chivalry and respect?", "Where is my Mr. Right?", "Why don't men date older/successful women?", "Where are the real men with their shit together?", "Are there any decent guys left?", "Why is dating so hard?", "When will I ever find love?"

In some cases The Big Question can be in the form of a statement if she complains about dating difficulties, because it implies that it was once easier for her to date and that she still has options but won't settle (these are usually flaired "Leftovers"):

"It's getting harder to find a good man these days", "I've been on lots of dates but can't find a decent guy", "There doesn't seem to be any quality men left", "It seems all the good ones are taken", "I'm losing hope on finding love, getting married and having a family".

I've updated The Big Question section of the Carol types with a link to this comment. Examples of women asking The Big Question can be found here.

cc: u/where_muh_good_mens

ChiTownBob · 2019-05-23T12:47:18+00:00

>independent

She doesn't need you.

>not a third child to take care of

So no single fathers. Hypocrite.

>claims to love Jesus

No she doesn't. Jesus said to love thy neighbor, and that includes one's spouse and spouse's kids.

CINO at best.

>if you want to know more

Yeah, how many cats do you have and are planning on adopting in the future?

2019-05-23T13:03:21+00:00

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TerpsMakeMeDrink · 2019-05-23T13:26:30+00:00

Good lord she was rode hard and put away wet. That's a rough 35.

2019-05-23T13:41:19+00:00

I am an independant adult who is looking for another adult to take care of me.

That makes... no sense... at all.

DonDorcha · 2019-05-23T14:36:26+00:00

I know the type. That face says I'm hot shit. I had an ex pull those faces thinking she was God's gift, then she turned into a hippo.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-05-23T15:21:49+00:00

Hey, she's a patriot though! Look at that flag bikini, eh? If you won't date her, it means you hate America.

"Why do you hate America?" (old early 2000s joke)

AboutNinthAccount · 2019-05-23T11:00:15+00:00

That's the face she makes when I ask her out.

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2019-05-23T12:32:11+00:00

Pump and dump.

megacondenser · 2019-05-23T14:02:37+00:00

I don't need another child to take care of

then proceeds to talk to potential mates like they're children

SilverGryphon · 2019-05-23T16:04:50+00:00

Why is it that they always discover Jesus after they shat out one or more of Chad's babies? If you tried to tell her about the teachings of Jesus when she was much younger she would have ridiculed you unless you were a Chad tier man that is. Now she expects you, the guy who got rejected a zillion times to be the one who works hard for the family which is not even yours. All or most of your friends and work colleagues would bully you into being a step dad.

What a fucking wonderful word we live in.

unrelentingstoic · 2019-05-23T20:02:27+00:00

She didn't meant Jesus/God, she meant Jesus her Spanish gardener/ friend with benefits.

WhatMixedFeelings · 2019-05-23T23:11:18+00:00

And she loves Jesus! Forget the fact that she fornicated and had two kids out of wedlock, with different men

ruok4a69 · 2019-05-23T21:11:12+00:00

This one will get plenty of play simply by not being a cow. The bar is set extremely low, and she’ll clear it.

Red-Lantern · 2019-05-24T00:55:16+00:00

"Tap to send to friends." lol even the phone's got jokes.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-05-24T03:23:29+00:00

You guys can have this one. I'd rather slam my dick in a car door. Same results.

ChiTownBob · 2019-05-23T11:48:16+00:00

And I love Jesus!

Which one?

2019-05-23T14:36:19+00:00

She seems some sort of milf. I wonder why she divorced. Maybe it was him divorcing her.

Thermotastic · 2019-05-23T14:44:03+00:00

Ah, you can smell that? It's fish shit...

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-05-23T19:17:45+00:00

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exoxe · 2019-05-23T19:57:13+00:00

Jesus take the wheel!

keithrockz · 2019-05-23T20:31:55+00:00

She looks like she just queefed and then caught a whiff of it.... On the 8th day God created Masengill !!

2019-05-24T03:14:27+00:00

How's the nosedive into the wall going for you, degenerate?

redveinlover · 2019-05-24T03:43:46+00:00

Body Like A Back Road....because nobody wants to take it

2019-05-23T11:24:08+00:00

The whore has one thing going for her. Shes had kids before 40.

kowsiemreap · 2019-05-25T02:09:56+00:00

So saying that the profiles posted here lately haven't been funny. And have been indicative of every female profile on the whole damn internet is a violation or rule 3? Interesting. I guess I'll let myself out then. Not big on censorship. Carry on.

kyledontcare · 2019-05-26T04:57:24+00:00

Not very Christian to show off all the goods in such skimpy attire. At least get a one piece.

loneliness-inc · 2019-05-23T14:01:12+00:00

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